Frankie MacGregor @interpreter7029

Spanish interpreter in the courts, grandma, aerial instructor, information junkie Omaha Joined April 2009

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

2 years ago

Time for my occasional reminder that in a mirror, you can kiss yourself, but only on the lips. You’re not fast to enough kiss yourself on any other part of your anatomy.

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Margo Gontar 🔱 @MargoGontar

2 years ago

When you wanna sleep so so much but trying to stay awake because don’t wanna miss the collapse of russia

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Lee Sanderlin @LeeOSanderlin

3 years ago

Judge also orders Syed released under home detention. Removing his shackles now. Orders new trial.

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Lee Sanderlin @LeeOSanderlin

3 years ago

NEWS: Judge Phinn overturns Syed conviction "in the interest of justice"

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Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse

4 years ago

Americans are tired of changing their clocks twice a year. When winter comes, nobody wants to be sitting in the dark. Let’s make Daylight Savings Time permanent and free ourselves from this outdated ritual.

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Mirage gurl @Mirage_gurrl

4 years ago

Lazy Me when gym instructor asks me to copy the exercise 😬😬

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the.velli.memer @thevellimemer1

4 years ago

This dog is a visual representation of my phone distracting me from work

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Quite Interesting @qikipedia

4 years ago

On average, Olympic silver medalists live a year longer than gold medalists.

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Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz

4 years ago

I asked my dad what he’s doing for Valentine’s Day and he said “your mom and I have been married 40 years so we don’t care about stuff like that” then I asked my mom what she’s doing for Valentine’s Day and she said “idk but I hope your dad has something fun planned!”

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Tinkered Thinking @TinkeredThinker

4 years ago

@whembleysewell "Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why they are not so punish'd and cured is that the lunacy is so ordinary that the whippers are in love too." -Shakespeare

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El Cojo Feliz @cojofeliz

4 years ago

“Hay que venirnos en un Uber” -Un transformer en una orgía.

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Quite Interesting @qikipedia

4 years ago

No one knows if spiders fart.

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Eric @EricsElectrons

4 years ago

Correlation does not imply causation.

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Brent Butt @BrentButt

4 years ago

Fondly recalling how my mother used to refer to any black car as “Knight Rider”. “Slow down, Knight Rider’s turning left up there.” (Black Taurus station wagon)

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Hot Girl Mess™️ @olarvia

4 years ago

People in LA: I’m staying away from carbs and sugar People in Chicago: Portillos chocolate cake is the best because they put mayonnaise in the batter to make it denser.

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

4 years ago

my mom is always like “when I was your age I had two difficult teenagers and a husband who was never home and worked full-time and was in night school and I NEVER complained!”and I’m just like wow ok maybe you like.…..should have?!?!?

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Leslie Morán @lefeslifie

4 years ago

Antes de ser mamá: Nunca le mentiré a mi hijo Siendo mamá: Acabo de hablar con los Avengers y dicen que si comes un dulce cuando es de noche se mueren todos los Paw Patrol.