Michael Plastics @itzybitzyfitzy_
whatever Philadelphia, PA Joined March 2012-
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The Philadelphia Phillies against the Miami Marlins with absolutely nothing on the line
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You can say things are gay and retarded now as long as you’re not saying it about the president so actually free speech is doing dandy
People don’t want to admit it but the ideal amount of football knowledge needed to be good at fantasy is just a little bit. Enjoy poring over stats and overanalyzing, I am googling what a fullback is
Probably my least favorite part of the Eagles season starting. Finding a 3-legged goat to sacrifice to the Schuykill is never fun, but if we want to keep acquiring generational talent and winning super bowls you gotta get your hands dirty sometimes
Underrated bit about this crash out is that Mr. Beast thinks Mick Jagger made this list
Generational opportunity to send your gf this and say “us”
Generational opportunity to send your gf this and say “us”
3 beds and only 2 cuck chairs someone gonna be left out
3 beds and only 2 cuck chairs someone gonna be left out
Sorry if this is racist but the two guys from Sinners literally look exactly the same to me
Why are you dressed like Austin Powers
Why are you dressed like Austin Powers
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You have to say pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky
Pretty sure Reed can’t swim with those powers
Pretty sure Reed can’t swim with those powers
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I root for the Phillies even though 80% of their roster would hunt me for sport if they could so like if you can’t root for the Eagles because they’re skipping the White House that’s a skill issue, sorry
I drank three of these at Boy Scout camp in 2006 and projectile vomitted at least 20 feet in front of me
I drank three of these at Boy Scout camp in 2006 and projectile vomitted at least 20 feet in front of me
You couldn’t make this song today
I relate to Severance on a very personal level because I black out a lot on workdays
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Random.. but RuneScape was really lit !
Computer, enhance
Computer, enhance https://t.co/5MkajTUfJC
“I’ve been watching them all night” no you fucking haven’t daredevil
“I’ve been watching them all night” no you fucking haven’t daredevil
Needed to make sure I still had the sauce
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