Jacob Rosenbaum @jacob_isnt_here
Actor/Musician/Filmmaker/Comedian/Socialist Snowflake/All-around Pretty Cool Guy Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2009-
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That's a Canadian plane and Canadian crew helping in the #CaliforniaWildfires. Meanwhile @Canada receives daily threats and insults from the incoming president of the country we're helping.
That's a Canadian plane and Canadian crew helping in the #CaliforniaWildfires. Meanwhile @Canada receives daily threats and insults from the incoming president of the country we're helping.
Exercise your right to vote today, or Trump might take it away forever. Voiced by the iconic Sam Elliott.
Sam Elliott struck MAGA's last nerve. Before he made it, Sam was a construction worker, in the National Guard, his Mom a schoolteacher, & he's sd his Dad taught him about hard work. MAGA, maybe rethink the guy who was born w a silver spoon & still has to cheat to win? Just sayin.
If I was on #HouseOfTheDragon I’d ride a dragon named Xanax
"average person has sex 5,778 in their life” factoid actually just statistical error. average person has sex 0 times. Vulvas Georg, who lives in brothel & fucks 10,000 times each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
Look at these claws, aren’t they neat? Isn’t it cool I have knives on my feet? - The Little Meowmaid
Things I’ve had to stop bc they were so good they were causing problems in my life: alcohol, nicotine, hard drugs, and Baldur’s Gate 3
Reposting for many reasons, @netflix will not green-light season 2 until we watch the show all the way through. Help me repost and get the word out to watch Blue Eye Samurai!! You won’t be disappointed!! Also be sure to thumbs up on the app!
Reposting for many reasons, @netflix will not green-light season 2 until we watch the show all the way through. Help me repost and get the word out to watch Blue Eye Samurai!! You won’t be disappointed!! Also be sure to thumbs up on the app!
there's literally one dog on earth the cops aren't allowed to shoot and it's rightfully taking full advantage of its position
there's literally one dog on earth the cops aren't allowed to shoot and it's rightfully taking full advantage of its position
Nami x2 #ONEPIECE #DACHSHUND
Nami’s ready for #OnePieceLiveAction
Happy #OnePieceLiveAction Day everybody! On episode 3 and so far I fucking LOVE it!!
rt to show my main cowboy sam elliott some birthday love 🎉🤠
They did try that in a small town. And 376 officers waited 74 minutes to confront 1 guy with an AR-15.
Gonna start laughing like a One Piece villain YEEKyeekyeekyeekyeek
One Piece Live Action Early Impressions REVIEW - 🧵 I got to travel to Los Angeles to see parts of the One Piece Live Action early, so here are my thoughts so far! Simply put, a couple complaints aside, it really is everything I could've ever wished for, it's amazing!! (1/15)
excellent. I have drafted an image of what this vessel could possibly look like.
Buddy wait until you hear about the beach
Buddy wait until you hear about the beach
Outstanding Screenpla... @outscreenplays
35K Followers 21K Following We’re now accepting: 🎥 Feature Film Screenplays 📺 TV Pilot Scripts and 🎬 Short Film Scripts 📝 Submit here: 👉 https://t.co/V9E1jTbviL 👈
Shckeyski @ShckeyskiJ8g6a
46 Followers 5K Following
peter Akpan @akpanpeter41
7 Followers 170 Following
Ani Bell @GoodJuJuGuru
4K Followers 5K Following Sacred Activist using Good JuJu to create miracles & a BellaWorld for ALL. I tweet heavy feelings b/c what we're feeling, we're healing. The Universe says YES!
Britney @Britney80130911
34 Followers 4K Following
Ana, Retired CEO of �... @anatomicnumber
79 Followers 203 Following 28f she/her This is not a happy place. Mildly NSFW. Poor girl swag. bsky: atomicnumber
Daisy @daisy82belland
647 Followers 3K Following
Dorothy @cotneydorothy14
254 Followers 3K Following
June Rose @Junesfinalrose
2K Followers 470 Following Busy dreaming of a worker-run future 🌹 | ✨ they/them ✨
Julianna Currington @JCurringt
0 Followers 2 Following
Ed Mehler @ed_mehler
586 Followers 3K Following HYSTERICALLY Funny SAG-AFTRA Character Actor repped by: TV/Film: Rage Talent, Commercially: Saint Agency 🎭 🎬 🎥 & LOVING Dad! ❤️ HUGE @dodgers fan! ⚾️
june uses another acc... @junesoldaccount
574 Followers 651 Following follow me over at @Junesfinalrose
A Girl @GirlPlease_no
147 Followers 587 Following
JJ Whitehead @JJWhitesnake
71K Followers 21K Following Stand Up Rube & writer #WGA on stuff and things. come to a show!🇨🇦 🇬🇧 NEW Album on Spotify NOW. All your fave links below👇👇👇 IG @jasonjohnwhitehead
NudgeSounds @NudgeSounds
349 Followers 4K Following Debut EP "Songs About Girls and Criminals EP" Available now: Spotify: https://t.co/vKOxa28QFg… Video: https://t.co/awFNRUNjO9
Theta Lee @MLCottle
103 Followers 140 Following Gay. Serotonin deficient. Eternal writer's block. Terrified of driving. He/They theta_matthewlee on Threads thetalee on BS
🇵🇸 late-stage r... @ohmihi
451 Followers 3K Following i just wanna caulk my wagons & float // film fool // 27, extremely tired, yeah
my name isn't alice, ... @grooveadventure
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Aleks @spooooksvilles
14 Followers 405 Following
Cameron Curry @Cameron52350677
50 Followers 805 Following
Match-Maker Ventures @MatchMakerV
5K Followers 6K Following Scaling innovating globally by constantly scouting for high-growth tech scaleups and connecting them with innovative corporates in our focus industries.
Andreas @loizou_and
198 Followers 889 Following
Ramsey Theatre @LesleyA07890176
252 Followers 1K Following Ramsey Movie Theatre Monthly Live Stand-up Comedy Shows in Ramsey, NJ
Shelby Chambers @Shelbysee
195 Followers 243 Following I used to be clever. I still am, but I also used to be.
✨aaslund ✨ @tinydeathz
43 Followers 43 Following ⛈ 18+! I have fetal alcohol spectrum disorder!! I’m also a homeless non-binary leftist person 🌈
Mike @RiggedPig
353 Followers 232 Following
〰 @spoooksvilles
20 Followers 143 Following
Bob Golub @PolishMadman
485 Followers 516 Following Is a stand-up comic, actor, writer, producer father, coach and husband.
molly @just_molllly
227 Followers 352 Following twentyfive. jerseygirl. bu2017. su2019. MS, CCC-SLP.
Adam Lieblein @FunnierAdam
747 Followers 4K Following Just being myself. Hopefully funnier. Definitely not thinner. I'm subjectively less funny at @acmeadam.
Brittney Alli Anne @bburba97
19 Followers 215 Following
Chelsea Bastow @chelsea_Bastow
89 Followers 485 Following Dedicated to a healthier lifestyle for both myself and the planet! 🌿
The #GetUncomfortable... @TheGUProject
27 Followers 384 Following A podcast series dedicated to uncomfortable conversations. Hosted by @Liviosah
richisfunny @richisfunny
2K Followers 568 Following Humor Specialist. Follow me on Instagram: @richisfunny Website: https://t.co/xTB2SJboXf
Gov4Sale @Gov4Sale
12K Followers 11K Following Our government should represent us not the corporate landscape! Data Analyst and formerly worked with TBI patients.
🏳️⚧️ Gaba... @i_am_gabagool
4K Followers 2K Following gabagool the gabafool ~ Gabby ~ 23 ~ autistic~ hot physics bimbo ~ Cosmere nerd ~ she/her ~ trans https://t.co/2I3aZCxhpp $GabbyIsAPerson
Nujeen Mustafa @NujeenMustafa
4K Followers 154 Following Laugh as long as you breathe, love as long as you live
jazmin bean☆彡 @abortjazminbean
78K Followers 70 Following If the prize is in your belly I’ll rip out your guts 🍽️🪁
Anna Biller @missannabiller
27K Followers 1K Following Director of THE LOVE WITCH and VIVA, and the upcoming movie THE FACE OF HORROR. Gothic novel "Bluebeard's Castle" out now from @VersoBooks!
Why you should have a... @ShouldHaveCat
4.4M Followers 246 Following The perfect account to show to your parents when you want a cat 😺❤ @FoundationOfWen
Oklahoma Department o... @OKWildlifeDept
240K Followers 919 Following We manage/protect fish & wildlife, along with their habitats, while also growing a community of hunters & anglers, partnering with those who love the outdoors
Conservative Self-Own... @ConSelfOwns
519K Followers 2 Following DM Submissions and turn post notifications ON 🔔 | follow my personal: @IAteTheMango
Joelle Jones @JoelleJonesTV
376 Followers 71 Following @KOINNEWS TV Reporter 🗻 PNW born and raised 🎓 @NYUniversity grad 🔍 DMs open to tips 💬 Opinions are my own
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.3M Followers 780 Following DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
weird medieval guys B... @WeirdMedieval
614K Followers 172 Following by @tochterzwiebel // listen to my podcast with @aranptappers and ORDER MY BOOK OUT NOW // [email protected] for enquiries
Bronx Zoo @BronxZoo
64K Followers 3K Following Connecting guests to wildlife & wild places 🐯 10,000+ animals 🌳 265 acres in the heart of NYC 🦍 AZA-accredited zoo 🌎 @theWCS’s flagship park
Jim Breheny @JimBreheny
8K Followers 354 Following Director of @BRONXZOO EVP of @theWCS Zoos & Aquarium THE ZOO @AnimalPlanet #InsideTheZoo Opinions my own. RTs are not necessarily endorsements
Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla
96K Followers 755 Following #CatDad | Writer and director of debut feature RAGING GRACE - Grand Jury Narrative Feature Award and Thunderbird Rising Award for Best Debut @SXSW 23' 🇵🇭🇬🇧
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
1.6M Followers 3 Following
june uses another acc... @junesoldaccount
574 Followers 651 Following follow me over at @Junesfinalrose
relationships.bsky.so... @redditships
387K Followers 13 Following choice posts from the bountiful gardens of reddit's relationship subreddits. Not affiliated with reddit. DMs open, Gmail acct is redditships.
JJ Whitehead @JJWhitesnake
71K Followers 21K Following Stand Up Rube & writer #WGA on stuff and things. come to a show!🇨🇦 🇬🇧 NEW Album on Spotify NOW. All your fave links below👇👇👇 IG @jasonjohnwhitehead
malika @MalikaPrivate
15 Followers 1 Following Personal account of @malikaplays for close friends only
Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
1.1M Followers 969 Following DETECTIVE DUCK 3 is coming this September AND HAZARDOUS HISTORY on the HISTORY CHANNEL Sundays at 9PM ET
TMNT Wikipedia Titles @wiki_tmnt
46K Followers 0 Following Bot that posts hourly Wiki titles that you can sing to the TMNT song! Concept: https://t.co/tXs8kDBysj Logos: https://t.co/HWj0u1JFYg Bot by @__eel__
Shane Madej @shanemadej
468K Followers 2K Following Twitter sucks so I've left. Find me elsewhere. @shanemadej on most things.
Daniel Silva @danielsilvabook
23K Followers 1K Following Friend of Gabriel Allon, also a father of twins, trying to impress @jamiegangel, #1 NY Times - now on @threads @danielsilvabooks.bsky.social
Janet @Janet12358W
60K Followers 0 Following Hi there! I’m Janet, the anthropomorphized informational delivery vessel of Neighborhood 12358W. || Parody account. All credit to TGP writers & D’Arcy Carden.
Jimanekia Eborn @Jimanekia
6K Followers 2K Following Inquiries: [email protected] 👑 Trauma / SA/S provider 🐝 Co owner @cintima.co 🤼♀️ Pro Wrestling MH liaison 🌈 founder @tendingthegarden.4.sas
Bass Player @BassPlayerWeb
46K Followers 7K Following
Bass Players United�... @BassPlayUnited
8K Followers 391 Following A positive community for open minded bass players! 💜 Use #BassPlayersUnited for a chance of a re-tweet.
Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk
741K Followers 122 Following Exclusively on Instagram now: Culkamania
Molotov @MolotovBanda
1.2M Followers 96 Following Facebook: https://t.co/AQJEBj37cm Instagram:@molotovbanda TikTok: @molotovoficial Booking: @getin_mexico
Mike @RiggedPig
353 Followers 232 Following
Ultraphonix @ultraphonix1
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New England Patriots @Patriots
4.6M Followers 395 Following Official account of the 6-time champion New England Patriots #NEPats
RISK! @RISKshow
8K Followers 1K Following RISK! is a hit podcast where people tell true stories they never thought they'd dare to share. Click our link in bio to listen, get tickets/merch and more!
Racism Watchdog @RacismDog
595K Followers 258 Following We trained our dog to sniff out racism and bark when he finds it. Now that's a good boy. His two dads: @Racismdogowners
No Jersey @nojerseynoprob
694 Followers 342 Following No Jersey is a band from New York City. They used to be called The Hell Yeah Babies. New EP “…is a Band from New York City” is streaming everywhere!
Sarah Beattie @nachosarah
444K Followers 585 Following writer. comedy person. I hate your ex boyfriend. Sorry I meant mine. I have big tits
Dave Sheehan @shroudedsilence
25 Followers 28 Following
Aaron Berg @aaronbergcomedy
33K Followers 1K Following Co Host of Modern Day Man/Badass Jews. Cohost of @thesdrshow Stand Up Comic- Tour Dates https://t.co/JCyzkL88xt 25 SETS on Amazon.
Kevin Allison @TheKevinAllison
10K Followers 3K Following Host @RISKshow podcast. Member of The State sketch comedy. Teach storytelling @StoryStudioNYC. Same name on the app where the sky is blue.Trends for United States
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