Cheddar Goblin @jacobjetta

Cheddar Goblin Pittsburgh, PA Joined July 2012

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Cheddar Goblin @jacobjetta

4 weeks ago

@TipOfTheBanana Might be worth mentioning that the rinsewater, the stuff that contacts ALL the lettuce, is the sample submitted for testing.

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@LancasterOnline As the writer implies, the line of reasoning always starts at 'Highest Pediatric Farming Injuries in Nation' to 'Highest Amish in Nation' to...silence and half-hearted 'farm safety days'. Why is the regulatory discussion so timid?

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2 months ago

@alynokioku The curved line on the staircase wall leaves a first impression that the line 'watchin the game' is spoken by the weeb.

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2 months ago

@WGAL Who was the decision maker on leading three deaths with 'It was insane'?

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a year ago

@iwaspoisoned_ Looks like a Drugstore Beetle, shocking infestation to discover halfway through dinner.

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2 years ago

@iwaspoisoned_ “This is the main advantage of salt and vinegar chips: it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel … total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue- severance of all connection between the body and the brain."

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2 years ago

@willmenaker The Quiet Earth (1985)

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2 years ago

@JamesBattenJr1 Very funny that some 18yo Anabaptist can bumble into registration at a Gun show and can end up doing numbers on a twitter knockoff as a token 'Amish'.

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2 years ago

@sbpardo @abs_sweetmarie It summarizes the whole theme. The curtain is closing on a version of America that we loved and lost. Under the pavement, the beach! Also the eye is drawn to the address numbers and you're left wondering if you are supposed to read into '4210'. Paranoia, or Pynch, or Paul?

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2 years ago

@LancasterOnline "But she said she gave only one other person access to her account – a teenage family member. She said she would remove the teen’s access, report the alleged hacking to Facebook and change her account password." Blaming a young family member is selfish and insulting.

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2 years ago

@LancasterOnline en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire_… Brine extractors have always caused sinkholes and have always attempted to divert responsibility.

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2 years ago

@LancasterOnline “I think the shelter itself was limited in size and didn’t really accommodate the number of people using the bus stop,” Brommer said. So it's too small, SCTA admitted to not maintaining it, and now it's dismantled as a 'public safety issue', without replacement? Irresponsible.

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2 years ago

@SlightlyOffens @goodcharls "Your first assumption is that ALL news is fabricated and witchcraft." Excited to actively inflect malice towards my ingroup and I in all subsequent media.

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2 years ago

@horse_feedbag "Begin each day by telling yourself: Today I shall be meeting with interference, ingratitude, insolence, disloyalty, ill-will, and selfishness – all of them due to the offenders’ ignorance of what is good or evil."

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2 years ago

@McMasterDaily How should I fill all 50 loops of the pencil bandolier?

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2 years ago

@iwaspoisoned_ 'she got the bug while visiting the hospital and it spread through the whole house'. Do you think the poster said that sentence out loud before blaming the mashed potato bowl?

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2 years ago

@McMasterDaily @supersat Importing processs for long standing processors of something as risk-averse as bagged sugar gummy candy.

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2 years ago

@katewillett Ezra's bongcloud 'star pill' inspiration was a 2024 Medium article written by a college sophomore in chemistry. The journal papers on this research make no further mention of pharmaceuticals. Trendy midwits can't discern popsci from pragmatism.

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2 years ago

@B_Garelick See that's a 131 catalog so these guys have just given up on the clumsiness of the fragile paper indexes, and got to play with the drill to boot.

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2 years ago

Fiber optic drone cables will drape future battlefields. You will find them in the yard, you will watch them glimmer with dew across telephone poles. You will trace their direction, speculating if the angel hairs terminate at a radio dish or a corpse.