Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders
Enjoys writing Twitter bios in third person. Las Vegas, NV Joined May 2008-
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A tradition unlike any other. Happy March 1. On to 2028. #BoycottLeapDay
A tradition unlike any other. Happy March 1. On to 2028. #BoycottLeapDay
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Not a great start to the year. Just got a call with devastating news about my car's warranty.
Thank you, Applebee's, for the 2:00 am text letting me know that my order I picked up seven hours earlier was ready.
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I just finished putting together an online course to teach extroverts how to become introverts. Here it is:
On the bright side, after a full week of study I now have a degree in epidemiology from the University Of Twitter.
I've been spearheading the #BoycottLeapDay movement for 8 years, or exactly two Leap Days. Happy March 1, people. See you again in 2024.
I've been spearheading the #BoycottLeapDay movement for 8 years, or exactly two Leap Days. Happy March 1, people. See you again in 2024.
I have finally accepted that we are living in a post-physical-disc world. Brought in the stash of CDs that have been dead weight in my car console. I'll shove them in the back of the closet, right beside my external floppy disk drive.
Somehow, I've ended up on the mailing list for Ironman. I didn't even have to train. Just kept persevering and living out my sedentary lifestyle.
20 years ago: the traditional coffee maker took too long to make coffee, so man invented the @Keurig. Today: adding creamer to coffee takes too long, so man invented this. The game is over. We've peaked. And I bought 12 boxes.
I guess this means Grandma won't be around for long...
A kind Australian man called and mistook me for an answering machine. I'm not sure if that's a good sign or a bad one.
How exactly are you supposed to clean up a soap spill?
How exactly does a waffle gain its Belgian citizenship?
I don't get stores that plaster their phone number in huge letters on the front door. If you're already there, you don't need to call them.
And so it begins... #newstagedesign with @JakeCK at the helm.
The quality of one's life is inversely proportionate to the amount of time he spends searching for the perfect parking spot.
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