Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

umd.edu San Francisco, CA Joined September 2013

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

3 years ago

A food scale might be my biggest <$15 quality of life improvement, for actually weighing out food and coffee and mailing small things without going to the post office.

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

3 years ago

I miss BBQ. How is there not a single decent BBQ place on the peninsula? No, 4505 is not decent.

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

4 years ago

Does this thing still work?

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CATCH THE RECALL BUS!!!! Haven't signed the school board recall petition yet? Want to cheer our volunteers? Want a recall balloon? Catch the school board recall bus tomorrow (July 24): 11am-1pm : Marina Green 1:30-2pm : Fort Point 2:30-4pm : Ocean Beach facebook.com/events/2434654…

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

5 years ago

I'm getting over this whole "it's just a supply chain issue" thing

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Seth Rosen @sethrosen

6 years ago

Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

6 years ago

I'm home when old bay is a default topping on a sub at Wawa, and the sub is wrapped in a capitals themed paper

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

6 years ago

I could go for some Marathon Deli right about now

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

6 years ago

Can I retweet this but replace "south" with "west"

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

7 years ago

I do my taxes by hand because I don't want to support companies that lobby to keep the tax code complicated. Instead of doing my taxes in an hour and paying TurboTax $25, I take half a day and pay USPS the same amount of money. Well, at least I'm supporting charity.

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

7 years ago

I think it's funny UMD isn't smart enough to crack down on people paying in-state tuition with out-of-state license plates on their parking permits.

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

7 years ago

Didn't they tell these students at freshmen orientation that if you can be smelled 10 feet away, you're wearing too much axe?

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

7 years ago

Hypothesis: The amount of 3-way lamps with 1-way bulbs is greater than properly matched 3/3 and 1/1 lamp and bulb pairs.

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

7 years ago

I've been banned

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

7 years ago

The MVA sent me an email that my physical is about to expire. I have never been more impressed with a government agency.

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

7 years ago

Probably the most important quote here

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7 years ago

Probably the most important quote here

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Jake Eisenman @jake_m_e

7 years ago

My utopia seminar prof. uploads PDF's without a file extension, so Canvas doesn't understand how to open them and Chrome freezes whenever I try to open them from the downloads bar. In MY utopia... she upload's PDF's with a ".pdf" on the end.