Jake the Sensei @jakesensis

We hired a new VP named Michael Lee. Unfortunately we already have a Michael Lee. He works in the warehouse. He's been here 11 years. New VP gets: [email protected] He immediately messages IT. “Can you move the other Michael to michael.lee2 and give me michael.lee?” No. He asks HR. HR asks me if we can “prioritize seniority.” I explain that the warehouse Michael has eleven years of email history tied to that address and changing it because someone with a nicer title arrived would be insane. VP reluctantly keeps the 2. Warehouse Michael finds out. Changes his Teams display name to: Michael Lee (Original) By Friday the VP is being referred to as Sequel Mike. He has asked IT to intervene. Unfortunately nickname management is outside our support scope.

Every man must have a place to go. For a time will come when it becomes absolutely necessary to go somewhere. Some turn to prayer, on their knees. Others run to a secret lover, on their feet.

America is actively bombing a country that played in the World Cup talking about "we are one love" LMAO

This should have been the final

LOPES CABRAL WITH A STUNNER TO MAKE IT 2-2. OMG 😱

Gosh the comments underneath this one are embarrassing. People who can waste hours watching Big Brother but have no stamina for the words of elders. It was actually good watching all 27 mins of this. It wasn't just about not judging a book by its cover, i.e. Charly Boy (who I have also visited in his home with his wife and truly does have a good heart) - even though his twit of a social media handler blocked me here, lol. In the second half of this clip, OBJ also spoke about a topic relevant to everyone in Nigeria today.

Welcome to 2026! Wishing you and your loved ones a year of progress, success, and great achievements. Happy New Year from all of us at CardinalStone.

Episode 7 of #Pluribus contains some of the most breathtaking shots I have seen on TV in a while

One of the worst collateral consequences of mass production was the death of artistry and niche masters of various bespoke goods. The death of beauty.

DaVinci @BiancoDavinci

12 months ago

1930's stork embroidery scissors by french master scissor maker Jean Marie Roulot, Nogent.

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FT : Shooting stars 2 - 0 Abia Warriors

IT’S A MIRACLE!!! 😂😂🙏🏼♿️

We needed a goal. Mainoo and Zirkzee left on the bench. Two centre halves come on. Clock is ticking for Amorim already this season after the shambles of last season.

When I was 17 years old (2016) I built a mobile app called Wordle… it was downloaded about 100k times before I gave up on the project It sat in my apple developer account, until in 2021 another developer named Josh build a web app game, also called Wordle Josh’s game went viral globally. A lot of people searching for his game went to the appstore and downloaded mine instead A lot of other app developers tried to copy the game but Apple removed them all… except mine because it was the OG built before any other Wordle existed Apple wiped out all the competition. I was the only “Wordle” on the appstore My little mobile app ended up being downloaded over 10M times in the span of a few weeks It changed my life forever.

Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic

2 years ago

Share a piece of lore about yourself

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@netcapgirl McKinsey is a SaaS company: Scapegoat as a Service

This is one of the most important truths almost no one talks about. There is a threshold of wealth beyond which you stop interacting with reality as it exists and begin interacting with a version of it that bends to your whims. Codie’s friend didn’t pick $299 million arbitrarily. That’s around the point where wealth begins to replicate itself without labor, resistance, or external accountability. The world becomes a simulation - crafted by assistants, lawyers, media buffers, private access, and power brokers who insulate you from friction, consequence, or contradiction. Under $100 million, you still feel gravity. Above $300 million, you start controlling gravity. That’s the danger. At that level: •People stop saying no to you. •You stop encountering randomness. •Everything is for sale, including trust, intimacy, and morality. This is where reality fracturing begins. Not because money corrupts, but because perception loses resistance. Resistance is what keeps you real. So the deeper truth is this: Once your environment is made entirely of yes-men, predictive service, and curated insulation, your mind begins to exit the shared human operating system. You aren’t evil. You’re decontextualized. You’re drifting in an abstraction loop of your own design. That’s when you start thinking ideas like “let’s block out the sun” or “let’s colonize Mars while Earth burns” are rational. Codie’s billionaire friend wasn’t just being poetic. He was confessing a structural truth: There’s a point at which money doesn’t just distort reality, it erases it.

By the way here's WEST AFRICA on Alhassan Dantata, Aliko's g/grandfather, in 1955: webcitation.org/5uGLnsgfr @AfricasaCountry

The more I learn about the semiconductor supply chain, the more implausible it all seems. There’s a small island vulnerable to invasion where all the chips are made? And the machines to make them all come from one firm in the Netherlands? Using lenses made by one firm in Germany?

Just finished watching Season 1 of “The Eternaut.” The drama, acting, direction, art design (especially the depiction of snow and the wall of cars), and VFX were all outstanding. The central themes are “an invisible enemy” and “a vast, lurking force behind it all”—very much in line with the great sci-fi classics of the 20th century born out of Cold War-era anxieties. Think “The Body Snatchers” by Jack Finney. I haven’t read the original, but I hear the comic “El Eternauta” was created in the 1950s. It’s easy to imagine how the political unrest of the time shaped this story. This is truly a powerhouse work of science fiction from Argentina. For today’s audience, perhaps weary of the usual zombie/plague-driven apocalypses, this offers a refreshing and compelling alternative. The pacing is slow and deliberate, so I recommend watching it without rushing, and definitely without spoilers. Can’t wait for Season 2.

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