Long Suffering Bengals fan @jared_thacker

Using hyperbole, sarcasm, and typos to wage my one man war against the modern American English language. #LetEmKnow #RuletheJungle #Crew96 #GoBucks Toledo, OH Joined November 2013

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Cincy Jungle @CincyJungle

11 hours ago

Not that this made the difference, but come on….

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McNeil @Reflog_18

5 hours ago

The entire state Ohio

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Professional Zoomer 🌹 @Zoomer_Doomer_

17 hours ago

Since they’re being intentionally vague: John Gillette of Arizona called for Pramila Jayapal of Washington to be hanged

NewsWire @NewsWire_US

21 hours ago

Since they’re being intentionally vague: John Gillette of Arizona called for Pramila Jayapal of Washington to be hanged https://t.co/J3255zyWov

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I don’t care, man. People won’t like it and that’s cool. I’ve tried to defend Zac too much at times, but it is apparent that Burrow covers up far too much. Get a coach that makes Joe Burrow better instead of one he has to make up for. Get a real GM while you’re at it.

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Ja’MarrChase @Real10jayy__

11 hours ago

😂😂😂 man yall better leave me alone man

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The Rooster @rooster_ohio

2 hours ago

Senator Jane Timken almost laughed out of the during the Redistricting Commission meeting after she remarks that the word “fairness” isn’t in the Constitution. Chairman Adam Bird says crowd will be removed if they can’t refrain from “outbursts.”

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Korey 🐅 @BengalsKorey

14 hours ago

#newheadcoach2026

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Goodberry @JoeGoodberry

14 hours ago

Keep snapping it with 1 or 0 on the clock and defenses will continue to get great jumps on your OTs

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Maine @TheMaineWonk

18 hours ago

You’re being lied to again. Illegal immigrants cannot receive the premium tax breaks in the ACA and Medicaid. Literally in the statute. Vance knows this but is betting you don’t. They want shutdown & want to avoid responsibility so they gaslight.

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Long Suffering Bengals fan @jared_thacker

14 hours ago

What did your toilet do to piss you off?

Sir Yacht @SirYacht_

22 hours ago

What did your toilet do to piss you off?

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Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT

24 hours ago

Every major Democrat has millions in their campaign account. The threat to democracy is big enough that we need to be funding mobilization and messaging right now - not just banking money for the next election. If we don't build right now, there might not be another election.

Julie Tsirkin @news_jul

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Congressman Greg Casar @RepCasar

19 hours ago

Hell no. We don't need a delay and a pinky promise to negotiate -- we need a deal that keeps the government open and saves health care for Americans. I'm in D.C. ready to vote for that. Republicans have refused to come to the table for months. Why would Democrats acting weak…

Axios @axios

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein

15 hours ago

Welcome to my NSPM-7 compliant Twitter account 🙂

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Andrew Russell @Andrew_Russell7

14 hours ago

Not worst, but bottom 5 zero doubt.

DB @GoogleFamous

14 hours ago

Not worst, but bottom 5 zero doubt.

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Nati Sports @Nati_Sports

15 hours ago

I cannot fucking believe they just called that a false start That’s so terrible man Get these morons off the field @NFLOfficiating

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein

16 hours ago

Dear ranking members of key national security committees in Congress: Do you have anything at all to say about the rather alarming presidential directive NSPM-7? cc: @SenatorDurbin @MarkWarner @SenGaryPeters @RepStephenLynch @jahimes @RepRaskin (and leaders @SenSchumer +…

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Lindsay Patterson @LndsPatterson

a day ago

can confirm

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Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski

24 hours ago

I’M GOING TO HAVE A STROKE

aída chávez @aidachavez

a day ago

I’M GOING TO HAVE A STROKE

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Acyn @Acyn

18 hours ago

Jessica: The guy who drove up to the Mormon church… was a Trump supporter. He had a Trump-Vance flag in his backyard… When the shoe is on the other foot and you can't demonize the left for this one, they say nothing.