Jared Witke @jaredwitke

Sarcasm is it’s own language that absolutely everyone always understands. West Des Moines, IA Joined February 2013

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Every Heat (1995) Frame In Order @heatframes

a month ago

HEAT (1995) - FRAME 1295

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Jared Witke @jaredwitke

2 months ago

The political issues in the Middle East should be resolved by then

Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein

2 months ago

Sources: Due to political issues in the Middle East, the Royal Palm Invitational is now targeting the 2027-28 college basketball season to make its debut in Dubai.

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gigi @ptriiichor

3 months ago

antinous when odysseus started slaughtering the suitors x.com/kourtofangels/…

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Bill Simmons @BillSimmons

5 months ago

Can someone get Kenny Atkinson a cup of coffee?

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Ben Sasse @BenSasse

6 months ago

i can still live another 50 years if @Mike_Pence has the courage

Mike Pence @Mike_Pence

6 months ago

Profoundly Moving. Start to Finish. Thank You @BenSasse for Your Personal Courage and Showing What it Means to Love Your Family and Love God🙏🏻

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No you don’t get it when Trump says “a whole civilization will die tonight” he is being hyperbolic and posturing unlike when Iran says “death to America” which is actually a very serious threat and should definitely serve as the basis for an invasion

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Rock Chalk Blog @RockChalkBlog

7 months ago

So much talent and we all know how it well end for Duke - with Scheyer standing there with his dumbfounded deer face as an inferior team beats his squad by ending a tournament game on a 14-5 run.

kenziescbb @kenziescbb

7 months ago

DUKE DOWN AGAINST FLORIDA STATE🚨🚨🚨

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No Escalators @NoEscalators

2 years ago

Watching other schools play in the NCAA Tournament: “This is so fun and exciting. I love the tournament!” Watching my school play: “This is awful. Why do I do this. Victory will not bring relief, but rather a brief respite from this feeling before it returns in the next game.”

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Rob Perez @WorldWideWob

10 months ago

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Rob Perez @WorldWideWob

10 months ago

Wemby’s dorsal spines start radiating blue every time Chet is within a three foot radius.

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Rob Perez @WorldWideWob

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Zack Snyder @ZackSnyder

2 years ago

"You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you. They will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.” -Jor-El #SupermanDay

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SNY @SNYtv

2 years ago

"Sadiku said he's getting a lot of IV fluids before the game, which helps for Ramadan. I asked the trainers, 'can we get something in the IV to help his defense?'" - Rick Pitino on Sadiku Ibine Ayo

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St. John's Men’s Basketball @StJohnsBBall

2 years ago

This is March.

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Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69

2 years ago

Imagine your 2 biggest rivals have Bill Self and TJ Otzelberger at the helm for the rest of their careers and you’re stuck with Jerome Tang😭😭😭😭

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Martyr Made @martyrmade

2 years ago

Merry Christmas, everyone. Beware those seeking to corrupt your heart by drawing you into conflict on a holy day. Instead meditate on the King of the Universe consenting to spend his first night among us in a feeding trough. See you on the 26th.

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Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith

2 years ago

Hey, while we’re bringing up stuff from the past to own someone, remember when you sold the war in Iraq and got a million people killed? No one cares about your opinion. Disappear forever you blood soaked monster.