jason pallini @jasonpallini
just a silly boy, living in a goofy world The void Joined June 2013-
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Hey girl they call me the earthquake that hit the tri state area at approximately 10:23 am EST on April 5th 2024 the way l'll make your bed shake for 30 seconds then be done 😎
This is like the 5th time this has happened to me
Jesus Christ guy we get it save some for the rest of us
Jesus Christ guy we get it save some for the rest of us https://t.co/z0mx4hOgL0
Dr. Doofenshmirtz in the pit at a Green Day concert holding up a sign begging them to play this bad boy
Gonna reuse this as an album cover as soon as I can actually finish writing a song
Real men wear skirts and knee high socks 💪🏻💪🏻
This is like the third time I’ve made a tweet only to have the same thing blow up months later. I’m ahead of my time 😔
Somebody tell him I’m begging
Somebody tell him I’m begging https://t.co/Cnm4gMqTWA
I don’t care who you support this is the coolest shit a president has ever said in the history of ever
I don’t care who you support this is the coolest shit a president has ever said in the history of ever
“Panic! at the disco has disbanded” is just a fancy way of telling us that Brendon urie has uninstalled GarageBand from his phone
The party that wants to protect children from learning about sex or sexuality (lgbt people existing) hanging sexually suggestive banners on a busy Highway in broad daylight? Checks out
The party that wants to protect children from learning about sex or sexuality (lgbt people existing) hanging sexually suggestive banners on a busy Highway in broad daylight? Checks out
Y’all literally only be hating on Sam smith now because they gained weight and are non-binary
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Did y’all know you can lose your entire sense of taste w the flu? Me neither 😍
Some of y’all really be acting foolish (fucking stupid) today
Someone drew fan art of me tonight I think I’m officially famous guys get ur autographs while u can
I don’t even like him but Dream is literally the most normal average looking white dude I’ve ever seen y’all were just gonna call him ugly no matter what he looked like be real.
tiktok.com/t/ZTRmWcyCn/ go like the new tiktok and give a follow if you’re feeling generous please 🙏
Alberta 😈 @Alberta__S11
5 Followers 630 Following Sensuоus sеduсtress rеlentlesslу сhasing есstasу's еmbrace
Genesis Castell @GenesiCaste
37 Followers 5K Following
Salena Ramones @ramones_sal
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Smethou @smethou96653
223 Followers 6K Following
Florence Chalender @ChalenFloren
51 Followers 5K Following
Maleah Htwe @mal_htw
36 Followers 5K Following
Taleen Moonen @moone_tale
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Kelly D @D29290785D
0 Followers 15 Following
Cristian SecondBros @criscg2411
806 Followers 3K Following Yoo Whadup! Welcome To My Official Twitter Acc! Enjoy The Crap I Post Here, Often You'll Find Yourself Whit Some FNaF Content Aswell! Subscribe To Me On YT!
Jaimie Varnum @Jaimie_NV
232 Followers 363 Following LIUPost’23 // she/they // It is maddening how much you consume my very being
AJ Lafond @notajlafond
530 Followers 116 Following get funky. twitch streamer, Pokémon master, consumer of milk. JOIN MY DISCORD 👇🏻
Jolie Iamunno @JolieIamunno
452 Followers 1K Following Currently a FIT student studying photography. Specializes in portraits and still life. Open for work
Niamh Amitrano @niamh_amitrano
6 Followers 8 Following
kelly 💙 @kinghiyori
565 Followers 757 Following you, with nowhere to go and nowhere to return, i grant you a place to belong.
sky (pencil era) @Skyler_CRAZY
840 Followers 521 Following she/her - ladyboy by night.. - i LOVE @physicalflat (/r) and @Suvjuu @WaffIewitch @Woopdoo_DT_ (/p) GPA: 12
Patt @Patt_prott
10 Followers 12 Following
Sean Sur1an1 @SeanSuriani
12 Followers 258 Following Sachem Alumni 🎓 SCCC’23🎓 Metal head 🎸 Forever a SNDC STAGE CREW MEMBER🎭
Zach Rossetti @ElderZacharus
719 Followers 2K Following Former WDW CM, Amusement Park Connoisseur, obsessed with Baseball and very analytical about football.
Marisa ✨ @bwaymarisa
233 Followers 696 Following Just a gal obsessed with Broadway. I run a blog called Broadway Babes. (She/Her)
kelly by heart! @dodgydawkins
51 Followers 116 Following ⚡️🌊 i love girls! i think they’re very... nice.
Santeri @santer_i
60 Followers 83 Following third distinct side account for Making A General Ruckus because I forgot the other two. any pronouns are chill.
freddie rose (inactiv.. @madeofstxrdust
286 Followers 352 Following inactive account, for more of me follow @crisrabines! • black lives matter. 1312.
danclaude @danclaude19
2 Followers 3 Following
Kaitlyn Keegan @KaitlynKeegan8
15 Followers 106 Following I’m the human embodiment of rock lobster by the b-52s
Mandie Lavery 🌻 @mandielee19
4K Followers 4K Following Director for a national non-profit organization. 'She's like a rose dipped in poison.'
Green Day @GreenDay
4.7M Followers 178 Following God’s Favorite Band’s new record Saviors is out now. The Saviors Tour is coming Summer 2024. “The American Dream is Killing Me” out now.
Jaimie Varnum @Jaimie_NV
232 Followers 363 Following LIUPost’23 // she/they // It is maddening how much you consume my very being
mugshawtys @mugshawtys
517K Followers 158 Following hope bae gets bail | owner: @jay_jeffs | 1.2m+ on IG https://t.co/959iHL9gdt
animals going goblin .. @mischiefanimals
1.4M Followers 276 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
crazy ass moments in .. @ampol_moment
437K Followers 2 Following posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from the politics and history of the eternal union. dms open for submissions.
elmo @indiwhitewashed
15 Followers 8 Following
Jolie Iamunno @JolieIamunno
452 Followers 1K Following Currently a FIT student studying photography. Specializes in portraits and still life. Open for work
Niamh Amitrano @niamh_amitrano
6 Followers 8 Following
kelly 💙 @kinghiyori
565 Followers 757 Following you, with nowhere to go and nowhere to return, i grant you a place to belong.
Cyd Rosenberg @fluffpotion
98 Followers 212 Following sometimes this account exists. sometimes it doesn't.
sky (pencil era) @Skyler_CRAZY
840 Followers 521 Following she/her - ladyboy by night.. - i LOVE @physicalflat (/r) and @Suvjuu @WaffIewitch @Woopdoo_DT_ (/p) GPA: 12
THINGS THAT WILL MAKE.. @SHITFROMFEAR
484K Followers 451 Following BOOOOOOO! SCAAAAARY ooooOOOOOOOoooooo *FNAF 2 Foxy Jumpscare Gif*
Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff
1.1M Followers 248 Following showcasing poorly-aged things. shill sometimes but no ads. retweets ≠ poorly aged. header: @NipChipCookies icon: @dreamywolfdd
elton john word of th.. @eltonjohnWOTD
6K Followers 1 Following words by elton. not impersonating or affiliated with elton, not a bot. submit words via dm. turn post notifs on for full experience. ib: @cheadleWOTD
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
John Mulaney @mulaney
1.4M Followers 1 Following “John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s in LA” coming to @Netflix on May 3
Conservatives Getting.. @cons_owned
356K Followers 241 Following
kelly by heart! @dodgydawkins
51 Followers 116 Following ⚡️🌊 i love girls! i think they’re very... nice.
tor. | eddie diaz pro.. @mxrrorbcll
193 Followers 385 Following #NPMD: she’s bisexual and dead, where else would she be?!. — 26. she/they. ( multifandom - 9-1-1, music artists, starkid, dnd, etc. ) 🍉
Santeri @santer_i
60 Followers 83 Following third distinct side account for Making A General Ruckus because I forgot the other two. any pronouns are chill.
freddie rose (inactiv.. @madeofstxrdust
286 Followers 352 Following inactive account, for more of me follow @crisrabines! • black lives matter. 1312.
danclaude @danclaude19
2 Followers 3 Following
Kaitlyn Keegan @KaitlynKeegan8
15 Followers 106 Following I’m the human embodiment of rock lobster by the b-52s
Mandie Lavery 🌻 @mandielee19
4K Followers 4K Following Director for a national non-profit organization. 'She's like a rose dipped in poison.'
maya :))) 🍄🌞 @mayaiwanejko
27 Followers 27 Following I’m only revisiting twitter because I’ve been in my house for two weeks
sandra🥀 @luvsandraa
177 Followers 607 Following
anika (she/her) @anika_banerjee
161 Followers 230 Following gemini AND an only child AND from long island AND a snapscore over a million yeah ik a nightmare
Steve Hofstetter @SteveHofstetter
215K Followers 9K Following 6th lead in Lifetime's “Psycho Yoga Instructor“ and Nobel Peace Prize nominee. Human 1st, comedian 2nd. #LFGM I only tweet to troll fascists.
In a just world the 2011 Oscars would’ve had a ‘Man or Muppet’ performance of this scale
Ryan Gosling performing “I’m Just Ken” at the #Oscars.
slamming on my brakes at 85 mph and firing that at the Tesla in front of me like a green shell
i mean cmon man you gotta at least try
I have been spending the past month watching all of the @GutenbergBwy guest producer cameos thinking about how @jasonpallini and I managed to go the one night they didn’t have anybody lined up and James Corden was just there for some reason
why can’t i just skip to the already-two-years-into-the-relationship part. i don’t want to get to know people i HATE getting to know people
Why did they write his first name like this
JUST IN: Trudeau says he ordered take down of "unidentified" object over northern Canada trib.al/m9O4YUK
@mobiusrealm the best death i can imagine is i'm at a big party when im 100 years old and everyone tells me how much they like me, then i explode but i was full of candy all along.
Nope. Not happening. Bye.
PlayStation Plus Game Catalog lineup for February includes: ➕ Horizon Forbidden West ➕ The Quarry ➕ Resident Evil 7 biohazard ➕ Borderlands 3 …and many more. The full lineup: play.st/3IshFN6
A live-action ‘SPIDER-MAN NOIR’ series is in the works at Amazon. (Source: variety.com/2023/tv/news/s…)
People can’t afford rent. People can’t afford food. People can’t afford the doctor. Our current economic system is unacceptable. Period.
3 years ago today, the first known case of COVID-19 was reported in the United States.
Surfing Joker
Gotham being flooded is the perfect opportunity to introduce a certain aquatic villain 🫣
The Last of Us seems like a pretty faithful adaptation of the original game but I think it was cowardly to leave out the scene where joel gets killed 18 times in the first clicker room and considers getting a refund
i related to this guy so much as a kid because i had autism and then he turned out to be a robot
Is this a dare
Mfers be like “where’s the clit” yeah bitch well where’s the frenulum?
When democracy was on the line, these fourteen heroes stepped up. History will remember their names.
i do find it funny how once greta started criticizing capitalism, pushing for nuclear energy and saying more than "save da earth" the media kind of just dropped her as their sweetheart lmao
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