Fiction Verisimilitude @jc_finnegan
https://t.co/h0K3H9HC4u? The statement "Everything I write is nonfiction" is fiction youtube.com/@JCFinnegan1 Joined November 2011-
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The overly patriotic American got in big trouble for intimate acts with an AIDS-infected bald eagle. Why? It's ill-eagle.
I love writing fiction, but I hate marketing. Just like I loved making chicken sandwiches at Chik-fil-A, but I hated standing in front of the store in a cow costume.
Jonathan Haidt is one of those guys who comes across as far too reasonable.
Sometimes people invite me out for beers. I politely decline. However, I can be coaxed into going out for non-alcoholic beers. I'll do my best to grow progressively louder and dumber throughout the night until it culminates with me getting beat up and losing my phone.
I sent my manuscript to an editor who happens to work at the New York Times, and she sent me back a edited version in which she replaced every "he" with "she" and every "hello" with "racist."
I'm going the traditional route. Bi-weekly calf raises for my chicken legs and a traditional 70-IQ Filipina who cooks and cleans.
I'm going the traditional route. Bi-weekly calf raises for my chicken legs and a traditional 70-IQ Filipina who cooks and cleans.
I vehemently disagree with this statement. It's unfair to characterize boomers like this. Some of them will choose Thai women. Others don't wait until their wife is dead.
I vehemently disagree with this statement. It's unfair to characterize boomers like this. Some of them will choose Thai women. Others don't wait until their wife is dead.
Kristi Noem writes about killing her 14-month-old dog and gets invaluable free press for her $30 shitty book. I need to add an anecdote about animal cruelty in order to garner some media attention. I killed a gecko once when I was trying to sweep him out of a room.
I'm looking for readers for my upcoming novel. My release date is May 7th. I will send you a free advanced copy of my novel (in pdf or epub format). Hopefully, you can provide a review. The genre is literary satire/contemporary fiction. Please dm if interested. Thanks!
Circumcision is to: unknowingly taking a pill laced with fentanyl as... Male to female bottom surgery is to: being addicted to fentanyl on the streets of Kensington, PA.
I've discovered that author J. C. Finnegan's real name is J. C. Rowling. He changed his name after stirring up controversy in England by saying that "grown men shouldn't play on the girls' soccer team." Irate locals chased him out of town, screaming "It's called football!"
If AI is doing the creating and humans are doing the consuming, it won't be good. They should program AI to consume, not create. "How was your acoustic guitar performance at the coffee shop, man?" "Great! The place was filled with friendly AI bots and a few humans."
For years, I confused condiments for condoms. Trying to protect myself from STD's, I'd slather my penis with blue cheese dressing and ketchup before having sex with street prostitutes. What a mess.
I saw a farang doing a very cruel impression of a mentally challenged person. Normally, I don't speak up in situations like this, but I felt I had to do something. "You shouldn't mock the mentally handicapped," I said. "What? I'm just practicing my Thai language," he replied.
Twitter X is like a party on a yacht that I wasn't invited to. Facebook is like a family cookout where everywhere thinks I'm drunk.
Man trained the beasts to be his muscle and programmed AI to be his brain. He failed to fully recognize the possibility that AI would cooperate with the beasts to eliminate the middle man.
All of my tweets are bangers. I would be happy to have any one of them as my epitaph.
If I were an optometrist, I would put a sign out in front of my shop that read "ORTONETRIST." Start my customers off with a test right off the rip.
My wife has never heard of abortion. I explained that it's a real thing. She doesn't believe me.
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