Jeremy @jeremylboland

Talent without the Hindrance of Knowledge or Skill Insta: https://t.co/5LIItl45pL JeremyBoland.com Melbourne Joined December 2014

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

3 days ago

Imagine if they worked out a way to shrink Godzilla and then we could all have pet godzillas.

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My weekends seem to be a cycle of think of something to do, get up to do it, remember I was doing something else, continue that thing, sit down, remember what I got up for initially, get up to begin that, finish the first thing while starting, sit down, think of something to do

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

6 days ago

What the hell? Those ninjas don’t look like turtles at all!!

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

a week ago

If I invested an all purpose cleaner that could handle any problem... I’d call it problem solvent.

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

a week ago

Earbud came out when I took my helmet off and now it’s vanished. Absolutely nowhere to be found. Another offering to the earbud gnomes.

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

2 weeks ago

Oh yay! It’s Monday tomorrow!! I can’t believe I finally get to go back to work after this gruelling weekend!

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

2 weeks ago

Do you think pigeons are shunned by the rest of bird society?

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

3 weeks ago

The Big Bang theory ruined the name Sheldon for turtles everywhere.

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

3 weeks ago

Ever noticed people don’t use the phrase “It’s not the end of the world” anymore?

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

a month ago

Spending Sunday loafing about.

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2 months ago

It’s as Caesar said, “E.T. Too? Brutal!”

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

2 months ago

You remember Dawsons creek? He was just a teenager, how’s he own a whole creek?

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2 months ago

Homemade grilled cheese

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2 months ago

They say change is as good as a holiday… so, can I borrow $3.50?

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

2 months ago

This weeks loaf…

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2 months ago

WHAT? The South Park guys are gonna hire Colbert??

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

2 months ago

I think the trick to anything in life is prioritising your future self over your current self.

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2 months ago

Look, I didn’t get a tooth pulled just so I can stay home from work and eat ice cream, but…

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Jeremy @jeremylboland

2 months ago

It’s 8:30 Sunday morning. I made bread and used that bread to make grilled cheese and then ate that grilled cheese. Today has been good… I’m going back to bed so nothing ruins