jill @jillianthomas_4
ER Nurse | somewhat cool | Aussie mom 🦴🐾 Texas, USA Joined October 2013-
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Have you ever thought about how dogs have Stockholm syndrome?
you should be able to call off work for having teeth falling out dreams the night before
OH MY GOD DUSTY BAKER IS FUMING THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE YELL AT THE BULLSHIT UMPS LET THEM HAVE IT
just spent 30+ minutes cooking only to eat what I made in 5 minutes, and now I have to clean the mess left from cooking… this is a scam
hit legs in the gym today listening to harry’s house and it was 10/10
i’m so happy
nothing checks my ego quite like asking for the step stool during compressions 😵💫
not crystina telling me she was gonna get me a “sorry you’re single” v day present but changing her mind bc no gift “matched my vibe” tf… does that mean…
let’s see how anxious I can make crystina with my driving this weekend on our road trip 😵💫
not me impulsively buying a garmin watch for the hell of it
listening to umbrella by rihanna equates to free therapy
and i’ll do it again 😤
sometimes I want to squeeze my dog until she explodes.. like in a non violent way
there’s nothing worse than making coffee for work and leaving it at home on accident 🥲
yo if you have a nurse in your life, take it easy on them… we are really going through it. practically 3 years of covid now and staffing is at an all time low?! somebody hit pause, PLEASE
leave it to me to try and make food after work only to set the smoke alarm off 🥲
just when I thought tonight would be decent at work, my coworker tells me it’s the last full moon of december
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this is the type of shit i always think about like damn people actually exist
travis kelce will catch the golden snitch today i'm sure of it
We got a frat boy at SS man we getting some rings and trophies back to LA
hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine
My wife and I have taken 6 photos together in the last 2 years. Meanwhile we've taken 93 photos of our dog sleeping since last week.
Current Dodgers rotation
We were on our way to our family Christmas party and my daughter turned to me and said “if I were a dog my tail would be wagging like crazy right now”
Last Christmas I gave u my heart and the very next day you gave me the ick
ohtani became a dodger and suddenly the air is fresher, the grass is greener, the water is cleaner, the sun is brighter, the moon is full, the stars are shining, the dinosaurs are coming back to life, and mermaids and unicorns are coming out
Introducing Folie à Bleu, the 15th anniversary vinyl edition. the label changed the color of the album cover to blue without asking us & we didn’t want it all to go to waste. only 2,500 of these were pressed. once they’re gone, they're gone! The vinyl along with Folie à Deux…
Lemme tell you what this show is, I was halfway through it earlier in the year and one night I got home from work and wasn't in the mood to watch something stressful so I opted to watch a 9/11 documentary instead
Please enjoy Yordan Alvarez taking one swing, absolutely crushing it, then calling it a day. @karbachbrewing #Ready2Reign
“I absolutely love this place” Bryce Harper gets so fired up every time he talks about playing in Philly
It's Always Loud in Philadelphia. #Postseason