John Larison @johnLarison

Columbus, OH Joined December 2009

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John Larison @johnLarison

a year ago

@SwiftOnSecurity The Fast and the Furryous 2: Tokyo Yiff

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John Larison @johnLarison

3 years ago

i want biden to pick up the phone, call netanyahu, then unilaterally decide to end israel’s ethnic cleansing in gaza! this is a possible sequence of events, to me! im 12

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Boardello @TheBoardello

3 years ago

Welcome back to Boardello Theatre! Why you gotta get down on Catan so much? m.youtube.com/watch?v=IqewIN… #boardgames #tabletopgaming #tabletopgames #Catan

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Boardello @TheBoardello

3 years ago

If you haven't yet, check out the newest Boardello Short! #boardgames #tabletopgames #WarGames m.youtube.com/shorts/9rwx2dj…

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Boardello @TheBoardello

3 years ago

Welcome back to Boardello Shorts! We take another psychological deep dive into the mind of the pacifist player! m.youtube.com/shorts/9rwx2dj… #boardgames #tabletopgames #wargames #xwing #tabletopgaming

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John Larison @johnLarison

3 years ago

@tobinjstone @ne0liberal No, but we shouldn’t be surprised if Downtown 4.0 is yanked backwards in time to serve as a command and control for a massive intergalactic war.

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Boardello @TheBoardello

4 years ago

If you haven't yet, check out the latest Boardello Theatre! #boardgames #tabletopgaming m.youtube.com/watch?v=1cZgoe…

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What’s certain, though, is that their stated reasons cannot be their actual reasons, since their stated reasons make no sense whatsoever. Why WotC seems determined to poison the well with these kinds of statements is just another reason to distrust this entire process. #opendnd

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John Larison @johnLarison

4 years ago

off the top of my head. It also utterly bizarre as a way to distinguish VTTs from “video games.” So…wtf is going on here? My read is that WotC wants to sell spell effects packs as an addon for their forthcoming VTT and want to foreclose any competition with this policy. /2

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John Larison @johnLarison

4 years ago

Get your tinfoil hats ready. It’s time for some rampant speculation! The whole bit about spell effects here makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. VTTs do all sorts of things that can’t be replicated at my dining room table: restricted character vision and dynamic lighting /1

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John Larison @johnLarison

4 years ago

@TheBoardello It’s also okay to simply not have an opinion on a thing even if that thing is important to other people.

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John Larison @johnLarison

5 years ago

@jacobeugene Casting a spell on the ump so he forgets what baserunner interference is.

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John Larison @johnLarison

6 years ago

@biiirdmaaan I mean, there’s a _lot_ wrong with that map. St. Louis over KC?

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John Larison @johnLarison

6 years ago

@InnuendoStudios Cambodia: 0 Thailand: 0.08 Malaysia: 1.19 Singapore: 0.43 There’s certainly interesting data here, just not certain that your implied conclusion is the best one.

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John Larison @johnLarison

6 years ago

Ready Player Two was so bad us-east-1 decided we didn’t deserve technology anymore.

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John Larison @johnLarison

6 years ago

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John Larison @johnLarison

6 years ago

ⓘ This claim about pipe-ness is disputed.

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John Larison @johnLarison

6 years ago

@biiirdmaaan No, don’t you see, if you aren’t performatively mad at capitalism at all times we can’t be sure you won’t do a liberalism while at brunch! Continuous outrage at things you can’t control is the only way to ensure a high interaction rate on my tweets...I mean bring revolution!