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You know what a bad problem to have would be? Laugh Apnea. Like you go to laugh, but just make a slurpy slorkle sound, and moan.
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Turns out I really AM the very model of a modern major general!
Had a garden omelette and butterscotch pancakes at ihop. awesome.
working for the government is awesome so far. walked in circles for 9 hours yesterday. which is something i would've done for free anyway.
woohoo started a new job today! training. looks to be something i can handle with barely any real effort so if i put effort in... i shou ...
just got a serious haircut (it used to be past my shoulders) and shaved off my V for Vendetta style mustache and beard. i look weird.
Going to the library and the grocery store. Picking up Origami:Angelfish to Zen which i had transferred from another library. Need Paper.
cooking some noodles to mix with some cream of celery soup. Going to play Rummikub tonight.
the more time passes the more i am disappointed in retrospect by the new Watchmen movie.
well let's make that doll house has incredible potential to be sweet.
Feelin like a tool. A fool who's uncool. Wanna go back to school. and drown in the pool.
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