Johnny Walker @johnreadwalker
on virtual hiatus. in reality johnnywalkercomedy.com Los Angeles Joined January 2011-
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The NRA and Assad can share talking points about Obama trying to take away their weapons.
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Can Putin help Obama negotiate with Congress?
Two shows tonight at Ventura Harbor Comedy Club! Don't you wish you lived in the greater Oxnard area?
"Is this Eric Ivar Street?" -my daughter making a joke limited to Angels' fans who live in Hollywood.
"Why does Annie get a gun? Does Miss Hannigan know?" -my daughter, confused by Broadway
I'm sorry. My twitter just got hacked.
We must hail President Assad for his greatness.
Why is President Assad so wonderful? Because he ate a wonder sandwich!
What do President Assad and cute puppies have in common? Everything!
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Justin and @johnreadwalker talk about marital issues, which leads to Johnny's new app the Female Navigation System. p.odca.st/6018038
Hey Syria, if you use chemical weapons on your people, we'll use conventional weapons on your people.
Soldiers leaking docs get 35 years but 0 for leaking on enemy corpses.
Someone who doesn't share shrimp is a shellfish person.
Writing an opera about dudes obsessed with automobiles called CARMEN.
Shocked that an idiot made racial slurs in Philly.
Christian rockers are sheep in wolves' clothing.
"Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!" No more Alice in Wonderland for my daughter.
Adults with guns defeat unarmed kids in the courts, in Congress, in schools and in our neighborhoods. Great year for the NRA.
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So, if someone stalks and kills George Zimmerman, that's also legal, right? ...As long as they're whiter than he is.
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Relive "Race Harmony: It's Black, It's White, It's Funny" w/ @pedroisfunny & @johnreadwalker today on #CraigShow at 11am.
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