Andy Hendrickson @andyhendrickson
Comedian - stream my latest comedy album: https://t.co/AIYUuaSdhu andyhendrickson.com Los Angeles Joined May 2008-
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Flights are so expensive now you can actually make monthly payments like putting your trip on layaway.
This is hilarious! I could’ve watched this as a full episode.
This is hilarious! I could’ve watched this as a full episode.
Today, I'm glad I can go back to staring at the sun without all the amateurs.
Don’t forget to watch my special Worst kind of Thoughtful tonight at 6pm EST on YouTube youtu.be/99kXH4YZ3ps
Well this sucks. nationalgeographic.com/premium/articl…
You gotta watch the homie tonight! Watch it 10 times!
You gotta watch the homie tonight! Watch it 10 times!
A killer late night set from @JoeListComedy : youtu.be/898CISgqOSQ?si…
This is great! Dan is hilarious and a real nice fella. Check out his new special!
This is great! Dan is hilarious and a real nice fella. Check out his new special!
If I could remember and record every song I've sung to my dog in private, I'd have at least 6 albums.
People bitch about advertisements in online videos, but I’ve been doing YouTube workouts and I’m always ecstatic to see a 30 second ad pop up.
Hell yeah @Shanemgillis!
I just got into my iPhone settings and increased my font size. It’s over.
Sitting on a 3 times delayed #Westjet flight and they just announced we’re delayed again because, “There’s a discrepancy between the amount of people on the plane and the amount of people we think are on the plane.” So we’re gonna be late because they can’t count.
Congrats to the Detroit Lions and their fans. I’ve always liked the people in Michigan… except for a couple of bastards in the U.P. #DetroitLions
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I wonder if those guys that drive the souped up Honda Civics ever wake up and think, "I don't want to be an obnoxious asshole today... too late, I already cut off my muffler."
I was cooking healthy food for my dog because I love him and I want him to live a long, fuffilling life. Then I thought, gosh I should do that for me so I can live a long and fulfilling life. Then I thought… I’m gonna order pizza.
Sing like no one is listening. But I am listening and it’s annoying. Cool it… we’re at Chipotle.
I’ve been giving it some thought, I might have to quit comedy because of excessive airplane announcements.
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Dad & Ruby feeling good about that Bucks first half! Also shout out to my dad for holding on to the hat with the worst Brewers logo.
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Shocker and whatnot.
You know, everyone concentrates on the grisly stuff. No one ever mentions the mundane things in Dahmer's fridge.
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