Andrew Sleighter @AndrewSleighter
My new album Rockstar is available everywhere right now… go get it! linktr.ee/AndrewSleighter Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2011-
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When you’re doing good comedy
Sold-out packed #vailcomedyshow last night in Edwards, CO with @AndrewSleighter who crushed, go see him tomorrow night @ComedyWorks in #denver, special guest Brandt Tobler. You rule Edwards, thank you!
When I sit in the exit row I always take a dramatic pause and pensively gaze out the window before answering if I’m willing and able to help in an emergency.
This show in Edwards, CO with @AndrewSleighter will sell-out today, less than 10 tickets left. Get 'em at vailcomedyshow.com and thank you @VailDaily for the full story online yesterday and the print mention in Tricia Swenson's Weekend Picks today
Sunday night! Don't miss @AndrewSleighter on Sunday, April 28 headlining Comedy Works Downtown! Tickets at comedyworks.com 👈
Do your part and support a local business Denver by seeing me at @ComedyWorks this Sunday! #denver #SupportLocal #standupcomedy
I’m headlining the downtown @ComedyWorks in Denver this Sunday see you there! #denver #marriage #gossip #standup
It’s kind of a tell that oil companies always show the opposite of their product in ads.
Gonna hire the Bene Gesserit to go to different cities ahead of time and help me sell tickets.
Lincoln tonight! #lincolnne
Thanks Omaha for a fun show! Kansas City tonight at the Shawnee Aztec Theater. Lincoln Saturday and Wichita Sunday!
Omaha airport in the GOAT conversation.
Kid Vacations… #omaha tonight at @BackswingBrew See you there!
I’m a New York Times subscriber but I don’t get access to their recipes. Some reporter in Sudan risking their life to tell a story is included, but how to make a one pan lemon-chicken potato dinner? That’s premium content they just can’t give away.
I know the deficit is bad because I just saw a Groupon to renew my passport.
"My only regret is that I have but one leg of this parlay that didn't hit" -Nathan Hale
"My only regret is that I have but one leg of this parlay that didn't hit" -Nathan Hale
As a fellow former Nathan Hale standout... today is a dark day.
As a fellow former Nathan Hale standout... today is a dark day.
Tomorrow. #Omaha. @BackswingBrew eventbrite.com/e/live-comedy-…
The audacity of my three-year-old calling our car messy. It’s like Godzilla criticizing Tokyo’s skyline.
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There's just not any evidence that Biden's unpopularity among young men, or Kennedy's popularity, is driven by any particular policy issue instead of the constant firehose of conspiratorial meme trash they're blasted with. We need to be realistic about this
There's a lot of wishful thinking about this from the left, that the young people are validating the left's views, but the data is pretty clear here that this is not what's happening and that young people have been irrationally poisoned against Biden since 2022 at least
This is not a result of anything Biden has done, it's a result of miasmatic conspiracism and social media, which is why it's young men who are straying from the party. Youth skepticism of Biden is years old
This is awful - but Biden and many of the Dems brought much of this on themselves over the past six months, sadly.
As President Biden says, every time someone starts a new small business, it’s an act of hope and confidence in our economy. And under his economic agenda, America is in the midst of a historic small business boom.
If he keeps it up one day the fairy will turn him into a real boy.
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#TodayInEnergy - U.S. energy-related #CO2 emissions decreased by 3% in 2023 eia.gov/todayinenergy/…
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Classic. Blame the fans. Maybe they’re pissed off with your playoff performances. We have all seen this for 8 years.
"Kind of pisses me off, especially because Philly is considered a sports town."
MVP. Trust the Process
Joel Embiid has failed to make a shot in the 4th quarter in 21.2% of his playoff games.
Amazing: Once labeled the nation’s dirtiest coal plant, a Nevada facility has been shut down and converted into a storehouse for renewables. Via Amy Alonzo.
Once the future of industrialization, the death knell is ringing for coal across the nation and in Nevada. Reid Gardner Power Station near Moapa, once rated the nation’s dirtiest coal plant, is now home to a battery storage system. Amy Alonzo reports: thenevadaindependent.com/article/site-o…
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Now President #JoeBiden was funny, but I’m way better. Come see me before you vote for him. 😂😂😂 Drop a funny comment! Get your tickets for my first theater tour #YaGirlDoneMadeIt! Link in bio! #mspat #trump
Jokic with a assist like hes hitting a balloon across the room
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