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April Fools’ Day is the favorite holiday of which animal? The silly goose! April Fools’ Day is a great day to pull pranks. Except on me, if you’re smart. Believe nothing ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-April-Foo… #aprilfoolsday #aprilfoolsday2024 #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z. How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams. I was like 0mg! I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Friday-Fu… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You can't do that here!" I said "Why not?" He said "You have to cremate him first!" What ha ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-7-Short-J… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children. I was digging in the garden and happened to find a chest with a lot of gold coins. I wanted to run home to tell my wife about it. Then I remember... jokesoftheday.net/joke-28-Morbid… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #darkhumor
Six jokes Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? I already have like 50 wooden balls already. I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 8 years in a row now. ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Six-Quick… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
Trying to figure out why 2024 will be longer than 2023… But so far, nothing leaps to mind. What’s a great thing about leap-year jokes? That you only hear them ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-24-Leap-D… #LeapDay #LeapDay2024 #Feb29 #February29th #jokes #joke #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
What do clouds wear underneath their pants? Thunderwear. What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels. He says “Doc I have been having really strange dreams for the last month”. Doc asks “Ok. What are the dreams?”. Bloke says “It’s like there ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-7-short-J…
I asked my friend when his birthday was, and he said, "March 1st". So I walked around the room like a soldier and asked him again. My wife and I were walking through the park today and we passed a large groups of nuns ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-7-short-j…
15 Funny Space Jokes Why didn't the sun go to university? Because it already has a million degrees. How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it. Why weren't the astronauts hungry... jokesoftheday.net/joke-15-Funny-… #jokesoftheday #joke #jokeoftheday #jokes
Merry Christmas! Multi-colored lights are the Crocs of Christmas lights. What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh. What do you ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Merry-Chr… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #christmas #santa
Winter is here! Collection of 76 Winter Jokes 1. Why did the snowman hold up his arms? He was told to freeze. 2. What did the black ice ask the car?... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Winter-is… #jokesoftheday #jokes #joke #jokeoftheday
What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? Cookie sheets! What's Santa Claus's favourite track & field event? North Pole-vaulting! That sly smile on your face has me thinking you’re up to snow good. I didn't think this party would be suc ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Funny-Chr…
Why is the Grinch such a good gardener? He has a green thumb. What type of key do you need to put on a Nativity play? A don-key. Who is the only one to not eat at Christmas dinner? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-37-Christ… #Christmascrackers #jokesoftheday #joke #jokes #Christmas #jokeoftheday
1.Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum? It was Stollen 2.Why is Elon Musk's Christmas dinner so awkward? He can't stop talking about his X 3.Why ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-The-most-… #jokesoftheday #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #Christmas #Christmascrackers
Did you hear about the terrible sinking of the cargo ship which was carrying shoes? Thousands of soles were lost to the sea that day. I've found something my wife's bum doesn't look big in... The distance! My ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Midweek-M… #jokesoftheday #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday
Hump Day Humor: Fresh Jokes to Get You Over the Week What smells better than it tastes? A nose. I have 6 legs, 4 arms and a 3 heads. What am i? A liar. Bruce Lee had a vegan brother. Broco Lee. Read more on page: jokesoftheday.net/joke-Hump-Day-…
What did one pumpkin pie say to the other? "You wanna piece of me?" Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving? Because you far exceeded your feed limit... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Most-rece… #jokesoftheday #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #thanksgiving #turkey
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