Josh Baloney @joshghiloni
I make money by making computer go beep boop. “Be good to the people you love, and love everybody alive.” — @carsieblanton he/him Redacted Joined October 2014-
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Josh Baloney retweeted
Let me get through Barbenheimer before I even think about Saw Patrol.
Let me get through Barbenheimer before I even think about Saw Patrol.
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Josh Baloney retweeted
It was the smartest of times, it was the absolutely completely fucking stupidest of times.
Josh Baloney retweeted
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made our #DevOps process more complicated
Visited start.spring.io for the first time in years and I can’t believe how little Java I remember 😬😂😭
Hint to leaders out there: If your response to negative trends on an anonymous eNPS survey is to ask your small team to give action items on a non-anonymous Google doc…maybe rethink that
Usaa uses agero for roadside assistance, and the agent pronounced it “a jira” when she said she’d connect me, and reader, I had a trauma response.
I just got my first spam dm on KEYBASE. what in the country fried hell is going on here?
Today's my fiancée's birthday. She doesn't want much; her heart is too open and giving. What she does want is to help a very dear friend of hers who lives in Kyiv and is trying to support a family as this war drags on. Every dollar, RT, and like helps: gofund.me/3d45db90
Josh Baloney retweeted
[benoit blanc voice] now you’re tellin me that you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
Josh Baloney retweeted
Chappelle introduced him as the richest man in the world and the crowd booed him so hard they altered reality
Chappelle introduced him as the richest man in the world and the crowd booed him so hard they altered reality
Josh Baloney retweeted
why did I hear this in zach de la rocha's voice?
Why is offering help the absolute joy of my life and asking for help something I am borderline physically incapable of doing?
Probably not necessary
Josh Baloney retweeted
2 Celsius founders have now resigned. For context that’s 35.6 founders in Fahrenheit
2 Celsius founders have now resigned. For context that’s 35.6 founders in Fahrenheit
Tradition is tradition
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