Josh Higgins @joshhiggins87
Trilingual graduate from the University of Bath with an exceptional knowledge of useless football trivia. Joined March 2011-
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Twitter trends seem completely pointless now. Click on the top trending topic and it just shows me a bunch of Tweets from Dec 22nd. Maybe not the best idea to fire the curation team eh? @elonmusk
Great to see Scott Parker managing in the latter stages of the Champions League. He's clearly earned his stripes as a manager
Macron consoling Mbappe at full time. Imagine losing the WC final for Sunak / Truss / Boris / May (the list goes on) to come on the pitch and hug you
Going to be a long afternoon at Craven Cottage, but at least we've spotted a beautiful Jonjo shirt @MarcusSpeller @petedonaldson @FootballRamble
Wordle 211 2/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I think this pretty much counts as winning Wordle
The perfect metaphor for what Johnson and Co. have done to Britain.
The perfect metaphor for what Johnson and Co. have done to Britain.
Chiellini has been 36 for ten years now.
No surprises with the latest Westminster Voting Intention then #dominiccummngs
Rodgers bottling it in prep for the Spurs job? #LEINEW #Rodgers #Leicester
Going to be fuming if this guy turns out to be H tonight #LineOfDutyFinale #LineOfDuty
I’m still trying to get action on PM’s systematic lying in parliament The BBC asks whether people care about it Please RT if you do
I’m still trying to get action on PM’s systematic lying in parliament The BBC asks whether people care about it Please RT if you do
Had a mild panic when hearing @MarcusSpeller accidentally saying that "Jones & Maguire" would be the starting CBs for England at Euros on Lions Watch 😬. @FootballRamble
The big question is: How are all the Tory MPs going to manage to fly their oversized Union Flags at half mast in their offices?
When I was 12 playing #TombRaider2 I loved locking the butler in the fridge and also making Lara swan dive off the top of the stairs on to the tiled floor so she'd break her neck.
As the lying smirk drones on, a reality check on edited highlights of what we have lost
I’ve been to the Tier 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater
We've all seen Chernobyl right? I suppose he can't say he didn't warn us when it all goes tits up. Touché @BorisJohnson. Touché.
So many people taking their face masks OFF as soon they get onto the tube. WTF is wrong with people?! 😠 #COVIDIOTS
Just saw a group of people run across the road to hug their friends in Crouch End saying "it's been so long!" Glad that Boris's #stayalert message hasn't caused any confusion... #COVIDIOTS
Had my COVID-19 test on Monday and still awaiting the results. So much for the 48 hour turnaround...

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