Jeff Uphoff (juphoff @ those other places) @juphoff
@awscloud Vulnerability Management. Ex @RedHat, @rPath, @TheNRAO, Transmeta, https://t.co/4re5xMQaTl. Veteran x2. NAPS/USNA/VT/UVa alum. Pilot. Ump. Crazy cat gent. linkedin.com/in/juphoff/ Roanoke, VA; ex-C'ville & RVA Joined May 2008-
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Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
Make room, “gaggle of geese” and “murder of crows,” a new collective noun just dropped. What do you call a group of white supremacists? A “phalanx of inadequacy.”
Make room, “gaggle of geese” and “murder of crows,” a new collective noun just dropped. What do you call a group of white supremacists? A “phalanx of inadequacy.”
Train and tornado obsessed 10 year old me would have considered this the ultimate footage.
Train and tornado obsessed 10 year old me would have considered this the ultimate footage.
I know exactly how he feels. I flew ANA to Tokyo last year and arrived days ahead of my luggage.
I know exactly how he feels. I flew ANA to Tokyo last year and arrived days ahead of my luggage.
Post a cockpit picture that you’ve taken.
remember when the white supremacists had a whole march on a college campus with literal torches and the school was like well what can ya do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Easy way to avoid such an overly saved fate: own an airplane.
Easy way to avoid such an overly saved fate: own an airplane.
Two--count 'em, TWO--of my NAPS '87 / USNA '91 classmates, one of them a woman, were just nominated for third stars as U.S. Marine Corps lieutenant generals. Ooh-rah!
FAA ground stop from KC Center for Marion, IL (KMWA) already—come VFR or stay home! Just met up with @KeikoGoblyn and crew for the show here. :)
“Our Beloved Previewing-Fairy Sweetheart”
New life first: ride a hotel elevator down to the lobby, and when the doors open two police officers are standing there with weapons drawn. Florida, man. Never change.
Now and then, someone asks me how/why I became a Linux developer (some 30+ years ago). I was a physics student, specializing in astrophysics, and then...well, this actually explains it pretty well. youtube.com/watch?v=jm7jVi…
@foxbuntu catGPT
This evening's weather balloon launch detected the 2nd strongest upper-level wind recorded in local history going back to the mid 20th century! Around 34,000-35,000 ft, winds peaked around 230 kt (265 mph!). For those flying eastbound in this jet, there will be quite a tail wind.
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How I woke up this morning. Clearly I’m making him late for his pup-cup date with the barista down the street.
The lost art of Newspaper delivery! Did anyone out there deliver, or know someone who delivered Newspapers? I delivered the Detroit Free Press every day at zero-dark-thirty bcuz it's a morning paper.
@stefan_meyer98 @davidandrz about ~ 15 years ago a bunch of us working in utility policy did math & margins were impossibly small, we suggested just letting utilities rate base charger networks, boom, done. VCs in valley & other startup types screamed hell no. They thought electricity was high margin.
You can agree with the protests or not, but bear in mind EVERY SINGLE ONE of these student protesters are gonna face INCREDIBLY more severe consequences than the Bundys did when they took over a federal building in Oregon and pointed loaded weapons at the police
@303SnowWolf Yeah, unfortunately replacing that $20 red knob in an airplane also costs $2300 😐
Sometimes I like the rain. I like it quite a bit, actually. Spring showers put me in a lofty, romantic, dreamy mood. It feels good, those fuzzy feelings. p e t r i c h o r.
How do I get motivated to exercise with a baby at the end of a workday, you ask? Easy. I just wear this cute weight vest with an inbuilt alarm that goes off whenever I stop moving.
#WingWednesday Arriving in Ireland versus arriving in Malta last week. Can you guess which is which? 🤔😂
@juphoff @brollbenny My favorite part was when he continued that "in fact, any man without at least 5 kids by age 40 is probably gay" he said this as a 37 year old with no children, acknowledged or even alleged!
@brollbenny Oh but remember, just the other day he said finding pleasure in the female body is gay
Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
I enjoy cooking, actually. I’m proud to put healthy, tasty food on the table for my kids I’d wager I have a lot more combat sorties than he does, too
Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking. Not war. Not conquest. No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette. Fucking nerd. Chefs are worms. OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG 😮 Who cares. Hardly getting knocked out is it.
Cattle prod should do the trick.
BREAKING: New reporting from MSNBC exposes the Trump legal team trying to use multiple devices and methods to keep Trump awake in court. Evidently they all are failing. Retweet to expose Trump for the sleepy old man that he is.
@KeikoGoblyn Hello from my Midwestern snails
The little got his first round of vaccines today and I’m just grateful for the wonders of modern science and medicine.