Low Quality Facts @lqfacts
Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting. From the writer behind @otterlyhuman patreon.com/lowqualityfacts Joined November 2018-
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We need to rectify this. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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That makes sense. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
I always wondered what the difference was. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
I love whales. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
I've seen a few beard babies, and they are not a pleasant sight. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
I've heard a rumor that my 349th Patreon subscriber might win a meet and greet with Chris Hemsworth. I don't know who started the rumor, so please address any questions or concerns directly to Chris. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
That makes sense. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
It infuriates me whenever a celebrity, who lives a drastically different lifestyle from me and who I have nothing in common with, expresses an opinion that does not align with my own very specific set of values. How could they? I thought we were on the same team here.
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I love math. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
History is so interesting. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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As we all know from #Shoresy.... YOU GOTTA SET THE TONE!
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@lqfacts Yes, thanks, and so a small bunch of those same whales is called a poopie.
@busblog Echoing a sentiment from Low Quality Facts @lqfacts ..: x.com/lqfacts/status…
Sadly I had to flush my beloved goldfish down the toilet today. He quickly swam to the top of his fish bowl when I fed him and splashed a drop of water on my table. I know this will upset some of the snowflakes on here but it is a hard decision us goldfish owners have to make.
@busblog @lqfacts Unashamedly repeating myself from over on Threads..: threads.net/@ferdizebua/po…
@lqfacts Come on with it
@lqfacts 1st, that Olympic swimming pool would NOT be chlorinated-water, which is an absolute safety requirement. 2nd, it would only be a 10-meter pool, which is not nearly long enough for establishing official records. All the Spit Pools are very lame. Might as well be in the back yard.
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I love Tom Hanks. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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@lqfacts You hurt yourself stretching
Somebody at the SyFy Channel is on the phone explaining that sharknadoes are so done, but if we did a movie with horses with shark heads, we could really bite the ratings.
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Mr. @BruceShark5 ???
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@lqfacts My vote's for "Shorse", nobly galloping along the sea shore.
Goat Rage is the same virus that got spread to whales and caused them to attack yachts.
Who says you can't eat 'em? Tsk. Try harder. (Heehee)
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@lqfacts I learned this fact from playing minecraft! Very educational.