Geoff Plitt @GeoffreyPlitt
🏠 Joke writer + filmmaker in LA. Ex-Google engineer. 🟦 Progressive / drinker of MAGA tears. Qanons will be blocked. 📈 150k+ on TikTok linktr.ee/geoffplitt Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2008-
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Biden just clinched the stoner vote. apnews.com/article/mariju…
Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison theonion.com/columbia-unive…
@marknorm Wanting to turn your house into a castle = Moativations
Wanting a better butt = Asspirations
Major Security Breakthrough In Star Wars Universe With Invention Of Door That Does Not Open If You Just Shoot The Control Panel buff.ly/3Hq4dJ1
No. Twitter is the name and I will never call it X.
Christ and cash are always king.
Sad: College Student So Caught Up Harassing Jews He Forgot About Term Paper On Inclusion buff.ly/3xQB5Zj
Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.
Biden: “Of course, age is an issue. I’m a grown man, and I’m running against a six-year-old.”
2024 White House Correspondents' Dinner, Hosted by Colin Jost. In honor of Trump the menu will include Orange flavored Chicken.
I still can’t get over the orange traitor wishing his racist birther trash wife Melania a happy birthday from court and complaining that he couldn’t spend the day with her when he’s literally in court for cheating on her with multiple women whilst she was pregnant. Family values.
The Babylon Bee Has Announced We Will Lend Struggling Satire Site 'The Onion' One Of Our Two Jokes buff.ly/3Ua8s0M
Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans buff.ly/3UdP6rz
Trump’s gone from ‘you’re fired’ to ‘odor in the court.’
Life hack!
‘Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!’ Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation buff.ly/3WeSBk2
Holy Frijoles!
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@elonmuskADO bro it is literally still twitter we are just waiting for you to leave
Christ and cash are always king.
Navigating the evidence beyond the GRADE: @UCLAFSPH researchers find most systematic reviews do not use comprehensive or specific frameworks for assessing epidemiologic research on air pollution's impact on reproductive/ children's health: ehjournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.11…
Trump is not being prosecuted in the middle of his campaign. Trump is campaigning in the middle of his prosecutions. Are we all clear on this?
@Scragmeat @GeoffreyPlitt @akafacehots 10 years is a long time to have stuck your head into. NRA is alive. I thought it was dying for a minute but it isn't. They are still donating to magats.
It's an incredible honor to be featured in such an esteemed and respected publication as @metroweekly. Being able to discuss my queerness, my work, and their intersection in 2024 was a privilege. Thank you @JRileyMW for your time and thoughtfulness. bit.ly/3xVuzR4
@GeoffreyPlitt @JohnFugelsang Guess we should steer clear of that.
The leftist grand jury in Arizona has decided to arrest 11 Republicans simply for voting for President Trump, despite the 1864 #PatriotPass explicitly stating that AZ elections can be given to any America First candidate, as they only stopped being a territory due to the…
Hate Jews? You might want to talk to the guy who had Nick Fuentes & Kanye over for "A Very Nazi Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving."
@JohnFugelsang You’re all fcking nazis. Bravo! Y’all hate Jews, too, right?
@Mari2025z Deficit reduction will mean increased taxes as well as reduced spending. Biden has put forward a tax plan targeting the wealthy and wealthy capital gains earnings. It would drastically reduce our deficit. We also need to cut back on spending. Use technology to do this. It's…
BREAKING: President Biden has just signed the $95 billion aid package, providing crucial assistance to Ukraine and Israel. Biden says that the first shipments will leave for Ukraine and Israel within a few hours. We have the leadership that we need at this crucial point in…
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@OneBadDude_ No, Obama literally didn't do that. They went to the National Archives. . Biden notified NARA upon finding the documents and likely believed that he could keep them like Pence did. Trump actively tried to hide the documents, ignore the government and lied to investigators.…
Judge Merchan enters order that Trump has to wear an ankle monitor during the trial going forward but the monitor apparatus is replaced with a Glade Plug-in. #TrumpSmells @PolitiPod @dylanbrody
@krassenstein I don’t think you realize where you are, this is X Everyone is encouraged to lie as much as possible The owner himself lies nonstop