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what a pity u had so much potential Joined July 2012-
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Phil Collins My dog in Tarzan to its parasite 🤝 You’ll be in my heart
what if red necks have just been quickly screaming “I’M ERICA” this entire time
[Me looking at My grocery bill] Bread $3.99 [Reasonable price] Fruit $5.00 [Ok] Chunky Soup $4.00 [Yup definitely remember buying that] Could have had a bad bitch $7.00 [wait wtf] Noncommittal $69.00 [oh jesus]
Hey panini, don’t u b a meanie, I am alone in my apartment and keep feeding my dog greenies ayy
I think Steve Jail lied about his name. We need to stop people from lying it’s so terrible. Probably the worst thing Steve Jail has ever done is lie
I still feel terrible. Last night I had to apologize to my pasta for calling it fettuccini “fredo”
what if all Italian restaurants are just undercover olive gardens
Eating al pastor made from peppa pig today & pineapples from gillegens island
Me to my dog: why do u keep pooping on the floor my dog: it scooby doobie do be like that sometimes
you have to be homeschooled to be eligible to drive a chrystler 300
All girls in Fairly odd parents do is eat hot chip skylark & lie
think about how sad the zoombinis must be that didn’t get the right pizza
Lil Nas X leading us into battle at Area 51
No one: Me at breakfast, lunch and Dinner: Give me borger
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M @MN9496
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overly dedicated™ @JingleberryJing
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chancho @borgor_time
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