karebear @karebear54321
can’t we all just get along Toronto, Ontario Joined January 2019-
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, and I’m a big fat cunt.
Pssssst If I say “no” that doesn’t mean “try to convince me” take the fucking L and leave me the fuck alone 🙃
Then fucking leave. Silently next time.
you were in love?#LiesYourParentsToldYou
Yes girl
Doot-dah-due is everywhere @VINNYGUADAGNINO explains #idiots #dootdahdue
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He fixin alllll ladies #DrLove #BelieveInLove #OnlineDating
#OnLineDating I really am trying #Tinder #HopelessRomantic
This is an example of what’s on offer #Tinder
Should I cry or laugh? #Romance #InLove #ItsMeNotYou
Round or flat, this bugger is a mystery #BehindTheCurve
Canadian comedians are getting screwed by the cultural organizations that get government grant money. @JordanFoisy breaks it down really well here. vice.com/en_ca/article/…
![A friend suggested this; [they] said I’ll have fun. So, to prove I can be agreeable, I’m here.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1103853467439951872/PtOKdDO6.jpg)
sweetsYYZ @sweetsYYZ
0 Followers 8 Following A friend suggested this; [they] said I’ll have fun. So, to prove I can be agreeable, I’m here.
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VictoryCafe To @ToVictorycafe
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Stuart O'Hara @Fluartohara
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ALTdot COMedy Lounge @AltdotComedy
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Pat Shields @PShieldsSports
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Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien
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Ash Straney @AshStraney
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Danny Mejia @dannymejiaphoto
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Mark DeBonis @TheMarkDeBonis
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Chris Carey @ChristCarey__
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VictoryCafe To @ToVictorycafe
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388 Followers 1K Following I work on tv & movies, tell jokes but mostly bitch about wrestling
Stephen Carlick @stephencarlick
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Jon Blair @okjonblair
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Ron Sparks @RonSparksJr
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stanleyholmgrenmach @thebluemedia
169 Followers 387 Following
hyena&hummingbird.aut.. @rude_jude
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Comedy Exterior @ComedyExterior
131K Followers 503 Following Comedy, common sense, and based takes for outsiderstaking dumb suggestions for dumb things for me to green screen today tweet a suggestion at me and when I get enough I’ll try to film/edit as many as I can in an hour and post the dumbest ones
me explaining to my boyfriend why equal pay makes actually no sense AT ALL !!
I haven’t had sex in so long I’m allowed to donate blood in Canada.
Can we please be nicer to men who get performance anxiety?? The amount of times I’ve been thanked for “being really cool about it” is heartbreaking.
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Pssssst If I say “no” that doesn’t mean “try to convince me” take the fucking L and leave me the fuck alone 🙃
@AOC Shut up. Seriously, just stop lying and shut up at this point.
Then fucking leave. Silently next time.
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Study claims drinking two pints a day can reduce risk of depression irishpost.com/news/study-dri… via @theirishpost
Made a joke about poppers in front of my family and then had to explain what poppers were. AND THEN as I was leaving to go back home my mother asks me “if I do that gay drug I was talking about? I lost a little sleep over it” lolllllll
I am SO EXCITED to see this! Especially because it also features Canadian treasure @DaveMerheje Eeeee! Can't wait!
what’s a bigger deal breaker? a guy who’s done porn before or a guy who’s done improv?
We don't know whether it is our place to relay this information, but We have just learned that @MillStreetBrew brewmaster emeritus Joel Manning has passed away. Sad news indeed. Condolences to his family and friends.
Finally nice out. Able to pull out the short shorts
@karebear54321 I wish I was having as much fun as this chick
Proud of our friends at Rorschach, Halo, Shacklands, East Bound, Blood Brothers, and High Park come to Crafty Coyote for one of their pints” list of the TOP 35 breweries in Toronto... blogto.com/slideshows/bes…
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