Kat Riddell @katriddell
writer, knitter, cyborg, library wizard, Gentlewoman of Evil. “chaotic but a delight.” cake/coffee life. practice makes better. 🏳️🌈🧃✡️ (any pronouns) linktr.ee/katriddell a Brontë novel Joined April 2009-
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I put up SHELVES, I unpacked my MUGS
I got new chopsticks bc I wanted ones that could handle being thrown in the dishwasher and they are longer and thicker than my other ones and I KEEP DROPPING MY RICE
Coleslaw: *takes knitting project off needles* Me: wtf you can’t do shit like this Coleslaw: I have never done anything naughty in my life Me: *holds tangled mass of yarn* Coleslaw: give kissies?
Me: *startles Coleslaw* Oh! No, you’re not in trouble! Coleslaw: Me: Coleslaw: Me: …I HOPE you’re not in trouble
I have committed an unspeakable act of animal cruelty* *emptied the bedroom trash so Coleslaw can’t eat old infusion sets or glucose sensors
It’s incredibly rude of this mug of hot water with lemon and honey to not cure my allergies
Good morning, Coleslaw figured out how to open her crate from the inside
Meli @sillyhead
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now I’m excited to take a shower!! I’m gonna label the self-care box “PRETTY KIT” to remind me to use it
I turned off my grayscale filter just so I could fully appreciate this glory. I’d eat half of it myself
my friend is at a fancy wedding in NYC and I absolutely lost my mind at this shrimp luge. so unsettling
If you want to be a man, you just can be
I was gonna dissolve into despair tomorrow at the thought of cleaning my room but my boyfriend surprised me by helping me tidy up and unclog my drains and scrubbing my toilet and shower 😭 he’s the manliest man I’ve ever dated… my hero…
Dear @SolanoLibrary, Solano County library kids, Solano County library grown-ups… thank you for introducing me to library joy and book joy! Thank you for everything 🫶🏽💚📚
the Philippines edition of Esquire magazine wrote a whole article about me figuring out that a School of Rock actor is now a Texas district attorney and the only journalistic credential they could find for me is the fact that I wrote a semi-viral essay about my dog’s butthole
you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant
On his birthday, what is the first film you think of when you see ALAN RICKMAN?
On his birthday, what is the first film you think of when you see ALAN RICKMAN?
very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy
Bro is dressed better than I am
These guys are called Fat-tailed sheep. They're native to the Middle East and North Africa. Like camels, they too store fat in one place on their body, keeping the rest of their bodies cool.
So...Mammals normally store fat under the skin in an even layer, but camels evolved to pile fat in one spot, so the rest of their bodies can stay cool in the desert. Why don't other desert animals do this? Well, they do.... but for some reason, we never talk about them.....…
Parenting is labor. Try using those dictionary definitions to the labor board to argue that a food service employee is getting their mandated breaks because they're rolling silverware instead of waiting tables and that's "a pause, an interruption." attylol indeed.
Clerk unable to resist because the king gives him the order to accept their attentions - partly for his own health and partly because, honestly, the king finds the situation pretty hot
Clerk who's never been enthusiastic about food even when it DOESN'T make his gut ache or his stomach roil, constantly beset by both the king's chef and various of his healers determined to improve his diet and fatten him up
Sickly and chronically underweight new personal clerk of the king Vs the king's personal chef who is literally horrified at the prospect of this man being seen at the king's side. "They'll think I don't feed you!" He hisses, offended
Chrrently rewatching the 90s X-Men cartoon and literally having this exact thought.
Whenever someone says "This children's cartoon was ACTUALLY for adults," what they tend to mean is "This children's cartoon did not approach children like they were a clueless, undeserving audience."