Kaylin Mahoney @kaylinmahoney
sneezy hag la, babby Joined August 2010-
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was her intention to be an agreeable vanilla johnson mildmild white n smiley echo chamber of dance jams this sucks
hmMm disappointed gaga chose to use this *~nat'l platform~* to do nothin more than blast fireworks up our assholes in this Political Climate
Bright side: if there ever was a president who couldn't hold a secret its this maniac. We're gonna find out about aliens in less than 1 year
happy 4th!!! ha Ha i can barely hear this party music over all my laughter and friends, bottoms up!
[15 year high school reunion] ME: wow amy u look great AMY: [does not remember me] u too! hey remember all those classes? haha high school
ME: i'll have an order of the cheesy flutes WAITER: do u mean the taquitos sir ME: and 1 chicken in an envelope WAITER: 1 quesadilla, got it
Daniels PromPosal - Turns out there were a few more PromPosal signs than we all thought ow.ly/LVG3g
I love to scratch an itch.
I'm so devastated. Read that thing I wrote if you want more little pieces like that. He was the best, he really was: bit.ly/1EeLDfW
Also lets stop finding a new witch of the week and burning them at the stake. We are all horrible and wonderful and figuring it out.
Everything can be funny. Everyone needs to chill a little.
Just know that Harris was someone who wanted recovery.
Almost starting to feel bad for Cosby. Did NO one wanna fuck this guy?
You should know that Harris was brilliant beyond compare. That his imagination was without limit. That he loved comedy more than anything.
are you really "single" if you're "alone" "most of the time"??
Valentine's Day is such a sham. Someone please explain to me what chocolate hearts and stuffed bears have to do with Jesus' first date.
ooOoO my date smells soooOOoo good!!! and he's all warmm and handsomee and covered in sesame seeds it's a bagel my date is a bagel
nothin like your mother's good friend Maya From Work emailing you "ten rape prevention tips" on valentines day
not at all irritating that my cat finds the keyboard of my computer to be so comfOrtabble884hf9c84n3nv0s000099vfdvvvvvvvvvvvvvcvv
starkytower @starkytower
301 Followers 2K Following (she/they/dealer’s choice) | bi!Dean truther 💙💚 | stilldestiel on Tumblr | https://t.co/3sUUsn7C3T
Louie | Forever41 @luwiclaudio
234 Followers 2K Following MFFL 🇵🇭 🏀 | ADMU 🧢 | Pop Culture Nerd | Media Dweeb | Pride of Barangay Cupang
thomas cohen @tomsocohen
153 Followers 1K Following ucl history and philosophy of science msc | durham history grad 🟣✡️ he/him
RC Pro-Am @ion_ray
87 Followers 912 Following I don't know why I'm here either All opinions are mine alone and I will hoard them, like a dragon on a cool mountain. he/him
This website is weird.. @HoboAbobo8d8
119 Followers 3K Following Photos are mine. I came here for puns, but wowzers are there a lot of Nazis and harassers on here. Someone should fix that. He/him. My retweets are. I am not.
Floranna @Floranna2
195 Followers 2K Following Queer, she/her, 30+ 🇫🇮 This is a blog filled with random things, but there will be 18+ content. I.e., minors please don't follow.
Wong Wei Lun @JD_Lun
38 Followers 1K Following hiyah!! everything is gonna be my own personal adventure!
#ACAB. Organize. Buil.. @biblio_writer
212 Followers 1K Following Fiction writer, reader, socialist, feminist, Marxist, ex-Muslim, and human in progress. they/he
Tana @TanadaPanther
49 Followers 181 Following 28 year old 5e DM, player, and consumer of media and fandoms | They/Them
Wicked Odysseus 🔞 @ProfessorWolfe6
136 Followers 681 Following Amateur Nobody NSFW Writer, Purveyor of Good Vibes & Harvester of Memes, Emperor of Innuendo, and all that Jazz (He/Him, 28) ✨Minors DNI✨
Blashbros 🐲🌗♋.. @Blashbros
388 Followers 2K Following Hello! I’m Daniel. I'm a wildly clueless soul looking for his own peace of mind. CSUF Class of 2023, Figuring things out one roll out of bed at a time! He/Him
Cero @nogrdtah
52 Followers 218 Following I'm just a person who uses this to keep up with certain people.
TBadger @TBoodger
37 Followers 141 Following Badger that enjoys hunting the showdown. "There are two kinds of hunters cowards and cowboys, and you sir are not a cowboy."
Muffin Button @_colinhowie_
221 Followers 473 Following You never appreciate your lizard stepmom until she becomes a sexy pirate am I right? • Stanford Physics • He/Him
Musical Mash @MusicalMash
5K Followers 1K Following (He / Him) a little skimbleshanks with a big jansport
Chris @Chris78723575
34 Followers 55 Following
Tim Watts @twatts_MVM
86 Followers 1K Following Mathematics Teacher, Recovering MN Sports fan since ‘95, Norse Code Stan
ash(ton) 🏳️�.. @ash_tonal
149 Followers 827 Following (they/he) queer, polyam . nerd & geek af . ucm compsci major . be respectful
ᛥ Randie ᛥ @rabbitrandifer
136 Followers 852 Following I’m multidimensional! 𖦹 They/ Them 𖦹 Fae/Faer
phandom_mom @phandom_mama
41 Followers 334 Following Old enough to know better, smart enough to do it anyway.
Sam @2ComicSams
88 Followers 470 Following
Chris 🔜 Home @OmegaPlatinum
318 Followers 2K Following Him, L2 MtG Judge, PAX Enforcer, Video Game Tester, & Video Editor. My Tweets are my own and represent only me. @[email protected] and Bsky
Rex @rextastic
73 Followers 884 Following
𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐬�.. @BrunswickCopper
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Kino Sevilla @KinoSev
204 Followers 1K Following
Laboratory Ray @Laboratory__Ray
60 Followers 1K Following Law Student, UNTDCOL ‘24. Med School Dropout ‘15. Normalize positive feedback: Tell someone they did a good job. Now accepting job offers! Don’t miss out.
The Donna Daggit Conn.. @amelieOLCR
52 Followers 358 Following it’s open mic night at the hotel california mw arthur 💞💞💞💞💞
daedalus @disgracedwings
3 Followers 65 Following
Connor @FritscheConnor
13 Followers 184 Following
Matthew Harrison @MWesley13
120 Followers 1K Following I like basketball and video games...I'm pretty lame. Oh, and I watch a lot of tv, too!
Aaron Cuthbertson @teamshortcut
271 Followers 3K Following Software engineer. @FLLUK veteran, folk musician, board games and RPG player, pun enthusiast, lover of the colour yellow, and fan of excessive lists. (he/him)
lawamoli @lawamoli
38 Followers 114 Following
Daniel Friedman @Graelcase
43 Followers 279 Following Solar/electrical engineer. RPG DM, Critter, Nerdfighter. Bilingüe 🇨🇱 / 🇺🇸. He/Him. PFP by @ taffyacid on IG
Harry Nugent @RaldoAtLarge
67 Followers 1K Following
SomeoneWhoHasInformat.. @TheOneWithInfo
8 Followers 67 Following Autistic by birth, dumbass by choice.
dave @daverroo
101 Followers 935 Following He/Him Listen I'm not smart I glued my hand to my phone case last week. Just wear a mask please. I'm doing my best. Punch nazis.
Butt Milk Mousetrap @Sassyvannah
109 Followers 1K Following Star of the Blockbuster Hit Thighs Wide Shut #blacklivesmatter She/her
Kate Berlant @kateberlant
81K Followers 902 Following KATE Cinnamon in the Wind/ Hulu Would It Kill You to Laugh?/ Peacock
defeated mom @defeated_mom
323 Followers 419 Following my kids have taken all I have and give nothing in return
Julia Getz @jgetzby
191 Followers 194 Following Julia is aflutter to be working on her first production of Twitter. | she/her/hers
Kristen Bartlett @kristencheeks
28K Followers 2K Following TV writer looking for the best sunscreen (How to Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Saturday Night Live)
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
155K Followers 4K Following Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker)
Megan Callahan-Shah @MeganCShah
1K Followers 320 Following
Anna Drezen @annadrezen
58K Followers 1K Following PRAISE PETEY x SNL x GIRLS5EVA x MIRACLE WORKERS x LOOKING AT/THINKING ABOUT DOGS
Kent Sublette @kentola700
3K Followers 59 Following snl co-head writer. groundlings alum. nice guy. nice gay guy
James Anderson @Jimmyjamderson
4K Followers 173 Following snl writer. nerd. sick queen. white trash.
Jeremy Beiler @jeremybeiler
3K Followers 967 Following one of our great writers • showtime, hbo, snl • vapid gay psycho who plays both sides and is loyal to no one • DM if you can further my career
Sudi Green @Sudi_Green
26K Followers 834 Following (she/her) Model, Activist, writes for SNL & Shrill
Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
Vanessa Bayer @vanessabayer
153K Followers 682 Following Check out the THIRD SEASON of @jonahmbayer and my podcast HOW DID WE GET WEIRD? from Will Ferrell and @iheartpodcasts Big Money Players Network! 💛
Colin Jost @ColinJost
298K Followers 695 Following https://t.co/HGLe1tC7vT for tour and link to pre-order my new book right down here👇
Katie Rich @katiemaryrich
21K Followers 1K Following nude hose and gym shoes gal on the go trying to have a lil fun before the water wars @genelafunk on 📸
Amy Schumer @amyschumer
4.2M Followers 2K Following 2022 tour dates on sale now! Get tickets here: https://t.co/7eyPdjXFYK
John Mulaney @mulaney
1.4M Followers 1 Following “John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s in LA” coming to @Netflix on May 3
Streeter Seidell @streetseidell
41K Followers 806 Following writer for @nbcsnl now and @collegehumor then
Cheech @clamgarbler
36 Followers 47 Following
“the chunks” @jordanwold4EVA
472 Followers 608 Following
Jean-Marcos González.. @polosmarcos
2K Followers 2K Following TV Writer | Actor | Jury Duty & Saved by the Bell
amateur podiatrist @stephengriswold
648 Followers 596 Following i’m gris, i’m a writer and comedian! he / him
isa @chalktastic
274 Followers 600 Following nobody plays with chalk anymore, but they should || she/her
pierce @cringe_genius
10K Followers 694 Following elvis meme. yarb sale sign. caleb’s birthday poem. 2020 truthpoint election special
Brad Beideman @BradBeideman
383 Followers 487 Following Please, my father was Mr. Brad, call me Mr. Brad Jr.
Matt Gourley @MattGourley
45K Followers 1K Following Hi, I’m Matt. Superego, Conan, With Gourley And Rust, Bonanas For Bonanza, James Bonding, & Pistol Shrimps Radio. OH GOD, I DO PODCASTS.
James Hartnett @jameshartnett
3K Followers 637 Following Here's my album: https://t.co/gRl5l5Whke Podcast: @evilmenpod WATCH Dana & Remy: https://t.co/3cvoEWkt9O
Alan Yang 楊維榕 @alanyang
40K Followers 669 Following Co-creator: Master of None, Forever, Loot. Director: Tigertail. EP: Little America. I want to bring you joy.
Ken Tremendous @KenTremendous
227K Followers 666 Following I'm here: https://t.co/0pPS0cAOOZ. This account will be dormant for a while due to Elon and Trump and the Nazis. Hope to see you all again someday.
Larry King @kingsthings
2.3M Followers 865 Following Love suspenders & interviewing people. Watch #LarryKingNow & #PoliticKING. Airs Monday, Wednesday and Friday on @Hulu and @OraTV. Go Dodgers! ⚾️
Dr. Drew @drdrew
2.6M Followers 1K Following Board Certified Internist • Addiction Medicine Specialist • TV Host • @AskDrDrew #AdamAndDrewShow #VSHRED #TWC #TeenMom & https://t.co/mC5kQdgOGs
joe mande @JoeMande
509K Followers 703 Following twitter is trash. facebook’s the devil. i bought 1M followers for like $400. none of this shit matters. antarctica is melting. watch my special on Netflix 😜
ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜ.. @hardwick
2.3M Followers 743 Following Stand-upper, Zombie Therapist, Ball Dropper, Ravenclaw, @Nerdist Inventor and ID10T
Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest
79K Followers 2K Following Professional. Husband to nice lady. Dad to Tallulah. 3x Emmy loser (so far). In Stereo (Where Available). For business stuff contact: The Gersh Agency.
Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman
266K Followers 181 Following Host of @ComedyBangBang. co-host of R U Talkin’ R.E.M. RE: ME & @threedomusa. Co-creator/Director of Between Two Ferns. Co-founded @earwolf.
Is the Groundlings Diversity Festival an elaborate bit because...
i wrote about my two favorite things for the @NewYorker: improv comedy and the slow march towards death newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
during any season other than fall: hey have a good weekend during the fall: hey motherfucker have a bountiful harvest
if i don't die by getting murdered at a dinner party in a spooky mansion right as some lightning strikes, then what the hell am i even doing
my daily routine for the rest of my life: 1. call senators and beg for my life 2. tell gun psychos to fuck off 3. kiss my bros on the mouth
after a nice long day of typing stuff into my nightmare rectangle at work, i like to come home and stare at my portable nightmare rectangle
INCEPTION GUY: hi– ME: my safe's code is 2339 IG: ME: thats why ur in my dream rite IG: ya ME: k now go so i can have sex with the green m&m
we all cried for weeks we were so hurt to see our family secrets exposed in this documentary x.com/sumits_tweets/…
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Why don't men wear high waisted jeans lemme see that ass daddy lmao
Today do not apologize for anything you have to do to stay emotionally healthy. Treat yourself. Buy something nice. Sniff some weedbong. W/e
today's protests are huge, believe me. everyone agrees, they are fantastic protests. very big very successful, they are the best protests
That is a lie, Mr. President. x.com/cnn/status/822…
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