wiz @kbwizrd

Just found this insane AI that keeps track of the football scores for you, so you don’t even have to watch the game you can just check the score after

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3 weeks ago

You should start every sentence with “yeah but the thing is tho”

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4 weeks ago

Yeah seems about time to have 5 eggs

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4 weeks ago

My son’s lemonade stand just got acquired by Blackrock! Excited for this new chapter expanding into multinational markets and making some strategic structural changes.

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a month ago

No I don’t want to “hop on a quick call” I want to maintain land in rural alaska

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a month ago

Hey sorry can you take a timelapse of us real quick

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a month ago

What do you mean I didn’t hit on her? I literally walked RIGHT past her

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a month ago

Steve William Do It

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a month ago

Homemade spaghetti sauce turned out so ass. I’ll be talking my talents to Rao’s

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2 months ago

Just left my therapist on a crazy cliffhanger

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2 months ago

Ate way too much quiche last night 😂😂🤦‍♂️ (yes it’s homemade yes I’m single) bruhhhhh 😭 so full

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2 months ago

The year is 2049. There are no pedestrians, just street interviewers

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Now: Co-founder @hellopatient | Previously: Led consumer and growth product @carbonhealth | Hobbies include getting fired constantly | Mostly satire

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461 Followers 237 Following moneys first I’m always dialed in

bryan 🌉 @bryarea

1K Followers 420 Following 23 / @49ers / @SFGiants / @LUFC / @Warriors @SJSharks / #Survivor / #PurdyFC

Shorty Awards @shortyawards

503K Followers 23K Following Honoring the best in social and digital 🐳 https://t.co/5UuxeSxjpK

Jameson Zaballos @JamesonZaballos

883 Followers 732 Following Co-founder of a meme marketing company, prev eng @microsoft

Intern @theinformation. GP @slow. Fmr VP Product FB. co-founder dropio & fin. Seed investor solana, venmo, openphone, teamshares, sublime. https://t.co/N6JqjBvF1o

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115K Followers 536 Following Intern @theinformation. GP @slow. Fmr VP Product FB. co-founder dropio & fin. Seed investor solana, venmo, openphone, teamshares, sublime. https://t.co/N6JqjBvF1o

ISIDRO @isidrowav

74 Followers 104 Following IG: isidro.wav

&rew @503DREWW

303 Followers 509 Following Chelsea, Cowboys, Blazers, Tar Heels b-ball, Mariners. All my tweets are satire(ish)

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1K Followers 666 Following Dawgs & Neers

Oliver Carlson @OliverCarlson5

62 Followers 69 Following permanent big blind

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317 Followers 378 Following Former flag football quarterback

Sal Rickertson @SalRickertson

1K Followers 786 Following NYM Ball Analyst. Movie Critic. Licensed Boater. Damn the Torpedoes. 2022 Fantasy Champion. Dukes. #SayWhen

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4K Followers 551 Following

Official account of U.S. Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana. Facebook: https://t.co/1Tq61Jy0Gi Instagram: https://t.co/OdPLA7x1ZS

John Kennedy @SenJohnKennedy

1.6M Followers 1K Following Official account of U.S. Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana. Facebook: https://t.co/1Tq61Jy0Gi Instagram: https://t.co/OdPLA7x1ZS

Buster Murda, MD @BusterSniper69

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159K Followers 2K Following Independent journalist 🧐 Documentary filmmaker 📹 Breaking Points correspondent 📰

Joshua “Captain” ... @CaptainJoshuab

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Murray Chill, NYC. 5 feet, 6 figures, 7 inches. Wife hunting. Stay fit for life. Run club leader. Make NYC great again. Focus with @ultrapouches (code MHG)

Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1

48K Followers 885 Following Murray Chill, NYC. 5 feet, 6 figures, 7 inches. Wife hunting. Stay fit for life. Run club leader. Make NYC great again. Focus with @ultrapouches (code MHG)

DieHard aggie alum class of 83, father, CPA, Football, IFC President ‘82-‘83, SEC enthusiast, Dallas Cowboys, Texas Rangers, Dallas Stars, MFFL. #MAGA #RETIRED

Andrew “The Missile... @classof83ag

716 Followers 217 Following DieHard aggie alum class of 83, father, CPA, Football, IFC President ‘82-‘83, SEC enthusiast, Dallas Cowboys, Texas Rangers, Dallas Stars, MFFL. #MAGA #RETIRED

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643 Followers 541 Following Writer, Lover, Serotonin Seeker

Country Club Kiz here - you can find me at your local CC repping Peter Millar, Rainbows, Maui Jim’s, Alp’s and Coors Light. #AintNoHobby

Country Club Kisner @Countryclubchad

559 Followers 199 Following Country Club Kiz here - you can find me at your local CC repping Peter Millar, Rainbows, Maui Jim’s, Alp’s and Coors Light. #AintNoHobby

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169 Followers 122 Following I gotta stay fly

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7K Followers 1K Following Featured on ESPN, NBC, Buzzfeed, & Reddit front page. Brand work for United, Seahawks, & Whole Foods. Webby and Streamy nominee.