Keith Paterson @keef149
Joined December 2011-
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World's first retractable proto-lightsaber [📹 Hacksmith Industries] x.com/i/status/17631…
I wonder how long it's been on there, poor thing
Awesome!
Oops 😬
Rude!
Missing cat Robroyston area. #Robroyston Road #cat I hate to post this, but if someone out there is missing a black cat, I saw one lying in the grass on the south side of the road just after the bridge near #Molendinar, placed just in the grass, didn't see a collar.
So who's right, it's still unclear 😅
So who's right, it's still unclear 😅
😂😂😂
Nicely played 👏
This is an alternate angle of the much-talked about street that happened on Friday in New Orleans. Paints a more complete picture of the madness going on.
Maps twist our perception of the world Here are 20 to rethink it: 1. Countries closer to the equator (~poorer) seem smaller than they are (map by @neilrkaye)
Bravo @rayrod747. So good.
Very helpful advert to save on fuel bills, message was turn your heating down. Thanks, hadn't thought of that!
This particular tweet means the world to me. Thank you to one of my long serving/suffering Private Secretaries. I am proud to have benefited from the quality that is the civil service.
This particular tweet means the world to me. Thank you to one of my long serving/suffering Private Secretaries. I am proud to have benefited from the quality that is the civil service.
.@GordonRamsay microwaves allowed in your restaurants again? #streetburgeredinburgh
Bloody hell 😂🤣😂
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Not just hope for us oldies, but a levelling up 🙌
Not just hope for us oldies, but a levelling up 🙌
Mogg. What a c*nt!
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When 2 masters of different crafts meet
Given all we know, the Prime Minister must halt the sale of arms to Israel
True story: I went to Philippines once to play and the caddies were middle aged women Around the 11th I ask, “Do you play?” She says, “A little bit” I said, “Are you any good?” She says “No no I’m not good.” I say, “Are you better than me?” She says “A little bit” 😂😂😂
This never gets old
Preparing for the future! #Fallout
7 months till Sleep Token and I'm sat doing face charts planning my makeup for it lmao this is not healthy
Nothing fries ma nut quite like people not knowing how to spell psycho Please explain to me wit the fuck a physco is meant to be :)))
wife material 🎥ig: lukyanov_life
🚨🚨🚨Announcing my new album 'Orgy Of The Damned' 😈😈😈 ...made up of some my favorite blues classics recorded with some of my favorite artists, will be available on May 17th... The first song "Killing Floor" - a cover of Howlin' Wolf's iconic song done with my good…
i feel like this is how you guys see me 🫶
shes so weird and unsettling i have got to fuck her
Bro not seeing another day 😭
My life was supposed to end at 16 then 22 and now I'm turning 27 this week and have no idea what I'm actually doing in life because I never expected to last this long and I kinda just feel lost in limbo
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