Keith Lea📱 @keithkml
Software engineer @stripe, husband, twin dad, birder, cyclist (previously: startup founder, runner, art student, climber, Mercy main, @twosigma, @Google, @Uber) Croton-on-Hudson, NY Joined December 2006-
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A thoroughly fascinating table, from: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aviation_…
Proud to be on the team building these tools as part of Log4j incident response at @stripe. Glad we could open-source the tools, and hope the they’re useful to others!
Proud to be on the team building these tools as part of Log4j incident response at @stripe. Glad we could open-source the tools, and hope the they’re useful to others!
COVID deaths & hospitalizations always lag cases. The lag has been demonstrated, is often 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 than a month, and its timing can be predicted accurately (I have done it.) The #casedemic folks are just, well, wrong. A thread explaining the lag with real-world examples. 1/n
Did you know? -Global rates of extreme poverty are falling for any poverty line we choose -Global income inequality is falling -World median income almost doubled from 2003 to 2013 -Income inequality within countries is constant on average (up in some countries, down in others)
Mazesoba was one of our favorite discoveries from our honeymoon in Tokyo. Excited to see that it’s starting to come to New York.
Mazesoba was one of our favorite discoveries from our honeymoon in Tokyo. Excited to see that it’s starting to come to New York.
all linear algebra textbooks are like - 1 is a number 😀 - x can stand in for many numbers 🤯 - a vector is just an ordered list of numbers 😜 - the set of all polynomials of degree m with real or complex coefficients is a vector subspace of P(F), as you should verify 😇
I've muted nearly every political word you could imagine and most violent words that could be headlined and it's totally changed Twitter for me, I still read the news, but I don't get it in the form of strangers arguing. My timeline is interesting people saying interesting things
I’m taking a quick break from filming to tell you the best way to watch Mission: Impossible Fallout (or any movie you love) at home.
An NPM package with 2,000,000 weekly downloads had malicious code injected into it. No one knows what the malicious code does yet. github.com/dominictarr/ev…
We've developed a method of making floating point much more efficient, to improve both the training and deployment of deep learning models in hardware. See how it works: code.fb.com/ai-research/fl…
I wrote a bit about Japan's hometown tax system, which is aesthetically beautiful, novel and sensible tax policy, and a cautionary tale about incentives all at the same time: kalzumeus.com/2018/10/19/jap…
@brunoborges Maintaining Legacy TCL Infrastructure
@gmuecke @brunoborges Pacemaker API social login
You know the country’s not in a good place when people start learning how the government works.
PhantomJS was so slow that it made programming near-unbearable. Now it's gone, so we have chromedriver instead and it's even slower. How is everyone not constantly screaming about this? Maybe I'm the only one dumb enough to still be writing tests.
"Java's new Z Garbage Collector (ZGC) is very exciting" opsian.com/blog/javas-new… #OpenJDK #ZGC
People saying that we've lost the battle against climate change really seem deeply, perhaps intentionally, ignorant of the range of policy options we have. They are correct that simply gradually cutting CO2 emissions isn't sufficient, but...
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1.4M Followers 49 Following Daily Studio Ghibli Pictures and GIFs 📸 | All credits to @GhibliUSA © | Parody AccountI'm a huge duck fan, and Wood Ducks are one of my absolute favorites. So, it was a thrill to spend time with this magnificent duck on a tiny little pond in Central Park. It just languidly swam about, seemingly without a care in the world. 💚💙💜#ducks #centralpark #birdcpp
Shy American Woodcock in Bryant Park #birdcpp
1 of 2 American Woodcock woke up and started foraging in Bryant Park #birdcp
Every time a new chatbot is released I play rock paper scissors with it and ask it to go first in each round. Then I ask it why I seem to keep winning. Here's Google's Gemini Advanced. g.co/gemini/share/5…
The internet keeps "forcing" me to seemingly defend my own layoff which is weird. I didn't want to be let go, but ferchrissakes people, I had a job for 19 straight years, I feel like the luckiest asshole in the world. I didn't have some kind of right to my job. (THIS IS A THREAD)
End of an era! After 19 years of working at @Google, with more than 16 of them on the team that I founded, I made the tough decision yesterday morning to finally bite the bullet and find out that I'd been laid off overnight.
Wow, blown away by all the submissions to #1BRC 🤯! Had to focus on evaluating the most promising ones for now (others will follow): Three contenders under 20s atm: @sampullara, @ElliotBarlas, and @Palmer. But is @royvanrijn gonna counter? Stay tuned 🤓! github.com/gunnarmorling/…
📢 "The One Billion Row Challenge" How fast can YOU aggregate 1B rows using modern #Java? Grab your threads, flex your SIMD, and kick off 2024 true coder style by joining this friendly little competition. Submissions accepted until Jan 31. 👉 morling.dev/blog/one-billi…
I found the most beautiful variation of Eastern Grey Squirrel today in Central Park. Black , red and white . Isn’t he a beauty!!!! #birdcpp
Every time Banksy is on the TL I remember Brooker's best column.
@sama Assistants on a timer that go do stuff, and message me first I want a morning report, and cron jobs i can manage from the ios app. Also, iPhone side button -> open Specific custom GPT and/or list of GPTs.
@sama IMPROVE REASONING IMPROVE REASONING IMPROVE REASONING IMPROVE REASONING IMPROVE REASONING
negotiating some great deals from the Watsonville Chevrolet AI Assistant.
Can somebody please fucking explain to me what dumbass developer defined the phrase “synchronous operations” to mean “one after the other” when the word “synchronous” literally means “happening at the same time”
Imagine being asked to investigate why the vibes are off for a model that hasn’t been deployed in a month.
we've heard all your feedback about GPT4 getting lazier! we haven't updated the model since Nov 11th, and this certainly isn't intentional. model behavior can be unpredictable, and we're looking into fixing it 🫡
just had the weirdest experience was watching an X-files episode & there’s this country song playing in the background of the bar they’re in & it’s so good it jars me out of my idle multitasking to Shazam it except
So, Hooded Mergansers ❤️❤️❤️crayfish. They are expert divers (ducklings can dive at one day old!) and have specially adapted eyes to help them see underwater. Hard to imagine swallowing this whole, but she did! Spotted today on Central Park's Reservoir. #CentralPark #birdecpp
Very simple yet very trippy: youtu.be/FUHkTs-Ipfg?si…
🎉🎉🎉 Today is my birthday and my daughter made a donation to the @wildbirdfund for my present! Please retweet and if you make a donation (link below) tell them @Above96th sent you! I’ll do a little Timberdoodle dance! 🎁🎁🎁 wbf.app.neoncrm.com/np/clients/wbf…
Certain types of sea urchins will pick up a shell with their tube feet and ‘wear’ it, with a behavior known as “covering reaction”, mainly because they shy away from light. So aquarium enthusiasts 3D-printed tiny hats and they actually wear them.