Kellan McConnell @kellmac28
Joined December 2011-
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Scientists have again landed a spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think I'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff.
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@GradyMcConnell @skonesam Or Mom for that matter.
@jonweisman picture someone from Downton Abbey saying it with an English accent.
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The Republicans haven't got a single candidate who could survive a Willie Wonka factory tour.
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Just snuck outside to do a fart that sounded like a whale sighing. Now I'm ready for dessert.
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like I give a blistered bleeding fuck what the founding fathers would think of the country today. they didn't fucking know what a germ is
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I never understand the benefit of home field advantage in sports more than when I have to poop in a public bathroom.
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I like picturing lacrosse coaches sitting at intramural dodge-ball games drooling over the worst players.
@BMcCarthy32 Don't forget how everyone is ready for Sunday Funday.
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Mickey Mantle debuted in NY in an exhibition vs #Dodgers, 1951. Bryce Harper debuts vs Dodgers tonight. Announcer then and now? Vin Scully
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No, I didn't "step on a duck," Uncle Rick; I painfully forced burning hot air through my clenched asshole.
@drewmagary Loved the Dadspin post. My wife is due May 28 with our 2nd. Thanks for the healthy dose of perspective.
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The most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me, just happened to me. thesefriesaregood.com/articles/so-th…
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"I couldn't finish playing my sport because my apparatus burst into flames."
@GradyMcConnell @skonesam You don't have a dog. And even if you did, you couldn't teach it to not eat its own poop let alone walk backwards
@GradyMcConnell If I looked like you I'd have to kick my own ass.
@GradyMcConnell Your pic is so gay. Like fa-laming gay.
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