Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

she/her • ’91 Joined September 2012

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Tim Hite @TimHite

4 months ago

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

8 months ago

@AltSchwiftX @AltShiftX Imposter, fraud, monster, and now buffoon 😂

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

8 months ago

@AltShiftX @AltSchwiftX a message for you from the Schwifty Squwad. Uncongratulations!

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

9 months ago

@AltShiftX a message for you from the Schwifty Squwad. Uncongratulations!

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

10 months ago

@AltSchwiftX @AltShiftX Happy Schwiftmahannukahmas from the Squwad!! This is our card for 2025. We hope you have a nice holiday and a happy new year! ❄️✨

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Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN

2 years ago

The most fulfilling relationships women have are with other women. They show up for us, they are funny, remember birthdays and gifts us on a random Tuesday. They’re there during hard times, support our ventures and love us. And sex isn’t even on the table. You are the issue

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Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica

2 years ago

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

2 years ago

@AltSchwiftX @NotGlidus happy schwiftmahannukahmas from the Squwad! We’re doing schwiftmas cards now. Hope you’re both having great holidays!

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Will Leitch @williamfleitch

2 years ago

The Google commercial where the dad has his daughter use AI to construct a note to her favorite athlete rather than encourage her to write what she actually wants to tell her hero takes a little chunk out of my soul every time I see it.

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

4 years ago

@TaraWineQueen Hello Future Me! Hello Future Me!! @TimHickson1

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

5 years ago

@highonthecleeve extremely young. So we’re trying to figure out he if was like a kid fighting in the war, or whether the dates on the grave are wrong

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

5 years ago

Whoa. My dad found the gravestone of my first ancestor to come to America from Germany. These are my great-great-great-great grandparents 😯

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

5 years ago

@highonthecleeve Thank you! Here’s another one: their son Charles (lolll Chas), who I’m directly descended from. The stone says he was a colonel in the 188th New York Infantry, which was active 1864-65, during the Civil War. But given the mother’s birth year on her gravestone, he would’ve been +

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

5 years ago

@mostlymosa Yess!! Like, sorry to get excited over tombstones 😂 but ya know, ✨history✨

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

5 years ago

@phillipgcox I know, it’s terrifying that one deranged person can cause all this. I hope it ends soon…

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

5 years ago

So I’ve been using Etsy to donate money to Ukrainian artists. (You buy a digital download for like $5, and they get the money without having to send you anything.) These responses I’m getting… 😥😥 (Link below if you want to do this too)

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

5 years ago

I’ve filtered it so it’s just Ukrainian shops (Be sure to only buy the digital downloads) It’s a great way to get money to multiple people, if you don’t want to give one big donation to an organization etsy.com/search?q=ukrai…

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

5 years ago

@FruMulle @highonthecleeve Dang, four for me. It always trips me up cuz sometimes it’s not even a word. I’m still holding a grudge over rkive

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Kelly Theobald @kellymichee

5 years ago

After having to look up a word for the second time this week to see if it actually exists, I am officially of the opinion that the @nytimes has ruined Wordle and it’s not fun anymore 😒 #Wordle246