k 🌻 @kellythinkss

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k 🌻 @kellythinkss

8 years ago

A heart that’s been broke is a heart that’s been loved

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Moms 75 year old fiancé was drunk talking to a 45 year old chick and he says, “You want my number? Want my address? Want my bank account information?” Then when she walks away he says with a straight face, “She wants me.” 😂

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k 🌻 @kellythinkss

8 years ago

@_meghansue Flashed through my head multiple times today

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k 🌻 @kellythinkss

8 years ago

I had a table that was fighting and she told her dude, “Get off your fucking phone. Pay attention to me. I’m sick of this. What do I have to do to get you to get off your phone?” He looks her dead in the eye and says, “You’re fucking annoying.” Hilarious but get outta there gf

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k 🌻 @kellythinkss

8 years ago

This last year at CJ’s is the longest I’ve ever worked at the same job and I just put in my two weeks.... :’)

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k 🌻 @kellythinkss

8 years ago

@princessspisces Thaaankkk you!! 💕💕💕

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k 🌻 @kellythinkss

8 years ago

❤️

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John O'Callaghan @johnmaine

8 years ago

Don’t let fear make your next move for you.

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

8 years ago

if you watch him do a drunken karaoke rendition of sweet caroline with 4 of his equally blasted friends and you STILL find him attractive, he’s probably your husband

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alex @alxjasper

8 years ago

let her perform her spells in peace

Alhaji Drunkard 🧞‍♂️ @The_Nifemi

8 years ago

nothing to see here, it’s just a cat who mistakenly knocked over a flower pot.. 🙄

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k 🌻 @kellythinkss

8 years ago

@_meghansue It was an actual unforgettable moment lol I was like shit I want to feel that secure in my attitude

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k 🌻 @kellythinkss

8 years ago

I had a customer say to me, “Hey, once you get old then that means ‘life in prison’ is not that long of a time. So what I’m trying to say is: don’t mess with me. I don’t just mean me, I mean any old person. Don’t mess with us.” I want this level of confidence

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Arianté🍒🐆 @aristew_

8 years ago

If you don't like abortions just ignore it like you ignore the children in foster homes

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marie @softleongf

8 years ago

MILEYS REACTION TO LIAM CALLING HER “MY WIFE” MAKES MY HEART BUST INTO THOUSAND PIECES THIS IS SO CUTE!!

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k 🌻 @kellythinkss

8 years ago

Chick at work who idk very well says to me, “My cat is lost, he hasn’t been home in days. I know we don’t talk much but I know you have a cat so I’m telling you.” 😂❤️🐱

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k 🌻 @kellythinkss

8 years ago

A gas station clerk in Havasu just said, “I’m guessing you’re an art major and you’re here to paint the lake?” Well first of all thank you for thinking I look like I could afford college