kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

game over. Joined August 2009

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

10 months ago

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My dad took me to see that movie and it opened with a short that's only Pokémon, no humans, no dialogue except their repeated names. When I leaned over and told him the whole movie wouldn't be like that he looked like I'd cured him of cancer

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11 months ago

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

10 months ago

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

10 months ago

i get to see amanda in days my heart is sooooooo happy

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

10 months ago

okeechobee is beautiful but damn that place is like mid-gentrification rn. nothing looks like it belongs there lmao

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

11 months ago

i am so excited to leave this godforsaken state. can’t even put it into words

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

11 months ago

i get to see manda in eight days 🥰🥹

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

11 months ago

the level of unhinged i’ve been feeling lately is on par with bruce losing it on live television after evan gets the anchor job in bruce almighty

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

11 months ago

the boy has never seen snow!!! never!!!!

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

11 months ago

i think i wanna take ant up to virginia for christmas to see places we want to move to next year ❤️

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

11 months ago

this. my friend is married, actively trying to have kids with her husband, recently miscarried. if she hadn’t had access to that procedure, she would have died. what did she do wrong? is she just a whore? she did everything “right” and still would have died. its HEALTHCARE

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

11 months ago

fuck all of you

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

11 months ago

idk what’s going to happen to me but i will never forgive any of you. never

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kelso 🌱 @kelsiferofhell

11 months ago

y’all got a problem when it’s brown and people of color “coming in and ruining our country” but motherfucking elon musk literally does that shit every day and it’s okay bc he presents as a white man. i fucking hate it here