Αλεξις @kettlecake

rest in love, move in art inside a big dreamy sigh Joined October 2011

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techsiren ♥︎ @techhsiren

2 years ago

is there a specific post that you still think about

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2 years ago

@SarahCorradi Sounds like it’s time for some breakfast taters

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I think I’ve realized all I need to do to feel accomplished in a day is eat a nice potato and egg scramble. I mean some other stuff in there too but mainly eggs and taters. Probably satisfying some ancestral memory code or something

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Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope

2 years ago

My ancestors saw this and said “I think I’ll live here forever”

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🤍𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃 𖣐 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑜𝓎𝑒𝓇🦴 @gloomingly

2 years ago

they should let me go inside everyones house just to see

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Αλεξις @kettlecake

2 years ago

Had a dream my family was all young again, everyone was still alive and happy and I’m still crying half an hour later. Wtf. I was just trying to have a simple nap.

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garshmo @garshmo

2 years ago

21 may actually be the age you’re supposed to stop drinking

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Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope

2 years ago

They’re called “deviled eggs” because the voices make you eat 36 of them

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paddle @ipaddlearound

2 years ago

(trying to be empathetic) holy fuck im so glad that isnt happening to me. wow that would suck

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frankie @frankieats

2 years ago

everyone needs to be running and jumping and climbing more. i don’t mean “going on a run” i mean like. Go to the park and run around in circles as fast as you can until u get tuckered out. climb a tree and jump out of it. do some somersaults. trust me on this one

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Αλεξις @kettlecake

2 years ago

@SarahCorradi Then HE’D BETTER WATCH OUT!!! Haha yeah I have heard of that too, I keep getting scared (hopeful??) at ultrasound appointments that suddenly there will be TWO OF THEM!!!!

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Αλεξις @kettlecake

2 years ago

Scott made a huge batch of juice and is cooking philly cheesesteaks for dinner, and he’s wearing an apron and has his hat backwards. He’s lucky you can’t get double pregnant

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riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖ @clynicallysane

2 years ago

when u gonna stop drinking cokes with the wokes and come drink some dr.pepper w a big stepper

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Αλεξις @kettlecake

2 years ago

@SarahCorradi @TimmyBoiSchwag YOU TWO ARE THE CUTEST!!!!!!!!

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shreya @shreyabasu003

2 years ago

Me when I’m making a big pot of soup: haha fuck yeah!! Yes!! Me when I have to clean the big pot I used to make the soup: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

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Αλεξις @kettlecake

2 years ago

WHY IS MY BODY REJECTING OATMEAL

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Αλεξις @kettlecake

2 years ago

You start one lil Spotify radio based off Ayy Ladies - Travis Porter feat. Tyga and next thing you know you’re on Zillow looking for a house to buy so you can throw house parties without upsetting the neighbors. Goddamnit I didn’t throw enough parties when I lived in a house.

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Αλεξις @kettlecake

2 years ago

Made the first juice of the year with our new juicer. Big things happening in the Taylor household 🤠🤠🤠

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Dan White @atdanwhite

2 years ago

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blackout drunk in the garage while my son takes his first steps. My wife begs me to look over but I’m staring at our roof, wondering if the height could break my legs. “No.” I whisper.