kb @kevbayes
X marks the spot. 21st Century New York Joined July 2021-
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Stumbled into SantaCon in nyc today. I forgot it was a thing. #MerryChristmas
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I just repeated a post from a few days ago so I deleted it. Sorry about that. #rumination
Do comedians in New York still do sketch comedy live or is everyone tik tokin’?
You’re at the hotel bar slyly sneaking snacks from a cvs bag hidden in your lap. You sneaky bastard. What will you think of next?
The open mic has two people in the audience. Two very lucky people you tell yourself, before wowing them with some jokes.
It’s pretty impressive what they can do with mattresses these days. Rolling them up in small boxes and whatnot.
In a small Florida town you are young. In Greenpoint, Brooklyn you are old.
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“The intellect is a great danger to creativity because you begin to rationalize and make up reasons for things instead of staying with your own basic truth — who you are, what you are, what you want to be. I've had a sign over my typewriter for 25 years now which reads: ‘Don't…
Last night I dreamed about all the girls / women I've had crushes on since I was a kid. I concluded Bridgette from high school is the one I was supposed to marry. I was going to ask her but was too nervous. Too bad.
Halloween will be here before you know it. Then Thanksgiving...Xmas...2024. Time is pretty wild, right?
Psychoanalyzing your dreams from within your dreams is next level stuff. 😴
You are at the bar for the beer, not the sports. You are a traditionalist.
I'm moving back to NYC after 5 years and am looking for a place to stay. Is craigslist the best place to look still?
Pro tip: If you watch Naked Gun clips on tik tok it'll keep giving you more. (A lot of nightly laughs for you.)
Same.
People on this app really dug Jimmy Buffett’s Lost World cameo. 🌴🦖🍹
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