Kevin Connors @kevin_pc5
fuck I should really change my bio. he/him Joined June 2014-
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The word “tid-bit” is a palindrome but like, symmetrically
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Just tallied it up and I’ve journaled every day for the last five months
Her name is Paula and she’s my mom.
Are we absolutely positive that Lizzo’s not actually singing “it’s about DAN time” and it’s a song about Dan Aykroyd cuz she’s just a huge ghostbusters fan?
Tried terimasoo for the first time. Tearinmasue? Tearinmysoup? Tiamazoo? Fuck. It was good though.
In 2008 to teach us about the election my elementary school did a mock-election thing and someone told me that Obama was going to make the school day longer so I voted for John McCain
I added exactly two words to my essay and one of them was fuck so I’d say I’ve had a productive day
I bet at the last supper at least one of the apostles was like “I’m sorry this is your BODY? Umm… yucky. Im just gonna stick with the spinach dip”
Recovering alcoholics love seltzer I don’t make the rules
Me: :( Person driving ahead of me: *flicks a lit cigarette out the car window and it explodes when it hits the ground like a little firework* Me: :)
People constantly ask me “kevin, approximately how many times a day do you hear Ed Sheeran’s hit song Shivers?” So this week I tallied how many times Ed Sheeran’s smash hit single Shivers played on the radio station we have on at work.
Now that I am a bearded person I find myself displaying an immense amount of self control. As I could, at any point, give myself a curly handlebar mustache, but every day I make the decision not to
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