officially off the rails @kimkatsgotthat
this is my panic room Bombay / Bangalore Joined May 2014-
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dad asking me to get my license but refusing to let me use the car ?
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i would file a restraining order
i would file a restraining order
WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND raye ily
gn can't wait to wake up and be a huge bitch tomorrow
hate going to bed a little sick and waking up with a full blown illness. sleep was supposed to fix me, instead it has betrayed me
can india wake tf up??? how are we not seething that our rights are being DELETED
can india wake tf up??? how are we not seething that our rights are being DELETED
people love to call themselves creative director now?? like you are neither creative nor is anyone taking direction from you
christmas montage in the tsitp finale was far too long and random as fuck??
looking for reasons to leave work like yeah sorry my cousin belly is coming home from paris today
i wish i had all of mabel mora's outfits. like that is my perfect wardrobe!!!!!
wish there was someone worthwhile to fall in love with
i'd go to the ends of the earth for something crispy
period pain is the sky turning ash, every glimmer of hope shut out, a deep wretchedness in your bones, the worst loneliness you've ever felt magnified, and every fibre of your being telling you life is simply not worth it
yes, i am manipulative but in the most low stakes way yk nothing crazy
eat chocolates in bed and read all day while it rains outside. this is my perfect life
adam scott you WILL get your flowers one day
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