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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

I have 3 kids so I know how to whoop dat a$$ thecleanishslate.com Joined September 2021
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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

9 months ago

just found out my oven sings to me when it’s preheated and I don’t actually love that

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

10 months ago

if they wanted to they would, don’t forget it

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

10 months ago

my sweet boyfriend has planned two surprise trips for us this year that i know nothing about and can I just say I couldn’t get my ex to even tell me his schedule so I could plan us a trip

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

11 months ago

I’m moving in 28 days, but have to be packed in 21 because I’m going to the beach one week before the move. I have literally no idea how to pack…like I need my things. I’m so overwhelmed, I just end up laying on my bed wondering if it’ll ever get done 😩

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

11 months ago

all 3 of my kids are having their tonsils + adenoids removed today please say a prayer for us 😵‍💫

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11 months ago

time means nothing, character does.

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

11 months ago

my 5 year old is finally feeling better after 3 days of sickness + throwing up, but he keeps farting and it is RANK He just randomly looked at me dead in the eye and said “I just like farting next to you so you get stinked out”. Excuse me????

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

12 months ago

just so everyone knows, I’m finally in my end of childbearing era 🤩🤩🤩

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

and the day after we get back we’re loading up a uhaul and moving our butts to Utah!!

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

then in July we’re going to the beach 🏝️

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

getting my tubes out Tuesday bc this b is DONE having kids. Next month all of the boys are getting their tonsils + adenoids out (on the same day LOL)

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

I have so much going on in the next 2 months

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

I’m ready to be at the beach!!!!

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

Now I’m driving a half hour to pick up my groceries

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

I always do Walmart grocery pickup and for some reason this time the address changed to Walmart in a different town and I didn’t catch it

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

I hate myself right now

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

guess who’s moving across the country

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

it’s 6am and I’m at the airport still drunk from last night rip

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Kelsie Jean @kisk3say

a year ago

if you’re wondering if I’m ok right now the answer is not at all

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a year ago

Back where he belongs. #GoHawks x @Toyota

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