Siblings and dating @klennondoyle
I’m Thoughtful. I’m Horny. I’m High. Please don’t follow me. Joined July 2020-
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Why make my bed when I know we’re gonna mess it up later
If you work at nelnet, you deserve a guillotine
Fat people are the only people that should be able to shame other fat people and that’s why I don’t think Lizzo did anything wrong and I’ll never stop listening to a Good as Hell.
Kristen Wiig reveals she didn't know Troye Sivan was a top. "I thought he was South African," she tells reporters.
The only people who have permission to use my likeness forever are the people who imagine me when they jerk off.
Hunter Biden won’t see your mean tweets but your friend who loves crack will
The ladies I work with are UNHINGED and it’s a shame we do not work in an office.
I watched Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret on Tik Tok this morning in 40 different parts and it was a 10/10 experience. I wish I would have watched in theaters.
Elon is gonna make billionaire a slur next.
I ran into a good friend in the street and then got on Twitter and had a notification asking if I wanted to turn on push notifications. Balance
This generations Strawberry Wine is also a banger. open.spotify.com/track/7Fa7EcDr…
Vanessa from ultimatum queer love is cracking me up. She’s so messy and fun.
So this morning when I woke up I was Mia Thermopolis.
What if that wall fell like the other Berlin Wall and crushed him. One could only hope.
What if that wall fell like the other Berlin Wall and crushed him. One could only hope.
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slutboi @slutboi10488989
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mike sacks @michaelbsacks
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Ersatz Records @ErsatzRecords
32 Followers 44 Following World's first and oldest recording company founded in 1877 by Anthony Stanford, Charles Cambridge, and Jonathan Harvard. Biz Contact: [email protected]
Gay Frasier 🥗 🍳 @GaayFrasier
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Janelle Blasdel @janelleblasdel
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Dr. Big Tits Becky MD @bigtitsbeck
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Avery Lee @averyllee
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534 Followers 3K Following Protector of Ivanna. Timothy, Ray and Vincent are my emotional support DILFS. Photography and drawing enthusiast.
Matt Huppert @MattHuppert1
183 Followers 1K Following "I'm not any kind of pie. I'm just a pig on a mission." #BucksInSix
Stoned Gay Bear @DankBluntz
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Eloy Rodriguez @EloyRod36923472
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Gustavo Olvera @Gustavomexico11
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Denny ✨ (Chaotic Er.. @DennisWalters3
7 Followers 38 Following Music lyrics, raccoon enthusiast, sports and random shenanigans
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165 Followers 629 Following I don't know what to say I am a pediatric doctor said Baptist Hospital looking for a very special person obese person is here
Joseph P Sackie @JosephPSackie1
123 Followers 1K Following I am a Nurse am phone number +231776332373
R U Joking @R_Ujoking
532 Followers 613 Following R U Joking specializes in comedic storytelling & publishing a variety of humor—open to anyone. Write. Laugh. Send. https://t.co/cKUaSC6VIS
Points in Case @PointsinCase
11K Followers 9K Following Enlightening and irreverent comedy from seasoned writers and fresh voices. Submit your work | $35 pay, no fee
Michael Johnson @mjjmike
1K Followers 1K Following My parents found me floating down the Nile in a basket. Sent me to an in-state college.
Dora MG @dora_mgz
2 Followers 408 Following Californian 🌉 living in Chicago 🏙 | MPP @UChicago | BA @UCBerkeley 🐻 | International Studies @fubis_berlin
Audrey Schiffhauer @audgepaudge6
831 Followers 1K Following AJ was the hottest Backstreet Boy. she/her
Wee Gay Fella @andrewthehuman
597 Followers 829 Following Have I mentioned that I'm an incurable prankster? He/him 🏳️🌈 Find me elsewhere @ same username
mike sacks @michaelbsacks
13K Followers 14K Following Writer. Vanity Fair/New Yorker mags. From MD/DC/VA/New Orleans. Author 10 books/audio comedies. NY Times best-sellers. "Doin' It With Mike Sacks" 'cast. Go O's!
Claire McFadden @czmcfadden
5K Followers 774 Following formerly mainstage @secondcity + writer @jackboxgames
Ersatz Records @ErsatzRecords
32 Followers 44 Following World's first and oldest recording company founded in 1877 by Anthony Stanford, Charles Cambridge, and Jonathan Harvard. Biz Contact: [email protected]
Gay Frasier 🥗 🍳 @GaayFrasier
55 Followers 302 Following Hello Seattle! It’s me Dr. Frasier Crane. I’m back. I’m GAY. And… I’m still listening.
Janelle Blasdel @janelleblasdel
489 Followers 442 Following Writer, improviser, advertising ACD, recreational lap swimmer in Chicago | She/Her | Contributor @mcsweeneys, @SlackjawHumor, @PointsinCase, @Entrepreneur
Dr. Big Tits Becky MD @bigtitsbeck
1K Followers 662 Following you know how to follow don’t you handsome? you just put your finger over the button and press it😘
Avery Lee @averyllee
1K Followers 2K Following writer / actor / asian person @WGAEast GAG @ucbtla @grossmanandjack former exec dir @stirfridaynight before times: @thesecondcity @iochicago
lil’ baby peytie @peytoncodylynch
367 Followers 1K Following actor, writer, improviser, low self-esteem (also a co-host on @queermovienight and Franchise Surprise)
Natalie Haynes @officialnhaynes
26K Followers 623 Following Bestselling author, broadcaster, classicist, Tortured Poets Archivist 💔✍🏻 Divine Might is OUT NOW! Tweets by N and team.
Eric Wiig @itsWiigy
301 Followers 380 Following Actor | Comedian | Pacifist. Sheryl Crow is my north star. he/him https://t.co/nHjWmwaeZw
Matt Huppert @MattHuppert1
183 Followers 1K Following "I'm not any kind of pie. I'm just a pig on a mission." #BucksInSix
♡ BLM ♡ // DQ @derryqueenhaha
6K Followers 1K Following chicago stand up & drag queen that invented the phrase “damn daniel” ~~ insta/tik tok: @derryqueenhaha
Denny ✨ (Chaotic Er.. @DennisWalters3
7 Followers 38 Following Music lyrics, raccoon enthusiast, sports and random shenanigans
Joe @Cinema_Joe23
10K Followers 404 Following Host of the House of Cinema podcast. Talking about movies on TikTok and what not.
R U Joking @R_Ujoking
532 Followers 613 Following R U Joking specializes in comedic storytelling & publishing a variety of humor—open to anyone. Write. Laugh. Send. https://t.co/cKUaSC6VIS
Points in Case @PointsinCase
11K Followers 9K Following Enlightening and irreverent comedy from seasoned writers and fresh voices. Submit your work | $35 pay, no fee
Michael Johnson @mjjmike
1K Followers 1K Following My parents found me floating down the Nile in a basket. Sent me to an in-state college.
Audrey Schiffhauer @audgepaudge6
831 Followers 1K Following AJ was the hottest Backstreet Boy. she/her
p.webb @thepwebb
673 Followers 741 Following stay at home dog dad | Appalachian | actor | writer | improvisor | @WGAEast Fourth Wall Management @GrayTalentGroup @iochicago @CICTheater
Emily Batek 💃🏻 @EmBatek
670 Followers 681 Following she/her . comedian . actor . writer . Rhode Island born . Let’s talk Real Housewives
nathan @nathanstevenson
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CIC Theater @CICTheater
2K Followers 342 Following CIC Theater in Chicago. Best Improv Anywhere. Shows. Classes. Bar.
Ariana Ince @arince
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Unlearning Podcast @Unlearning_cast
490 Followers 789 Following A new podcast coming soon from @Phy_Phy and @matthew_sadler Part of @thetridentnet
Claire @clairefavs
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Pop of Passion @PopOfPassion
65 Followers 120 Following “This podcast will leave you wanting to pursue a hobby you’ve had floating around your head for years” 5️⃣ ⭐️ Apple Review
Arne Parrott @ArneParrott
3K Followers 613 Following Tonal Associate and VP of Chordal Architecture at ATPTunes. Composer at Hey Riddle Riddle and Campaign Skyjacks. MD at iO and The Second City
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422 Followers 649 Following I don’t like my tweets either ✨ they/them ✨ comedian but also not all the time. venmo: lanadelgayy
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What is the point of having a birthday party if you aren’t holding your friends and family hostage to your megalomania and eccentricity
Leonardo DiCaprio blasted for ‘cringe’ rap performance at his 49th birthday party trib.al/YCUUMJF
I just made this “dilemma” so much easier to solve.
I was chastised for voting for this woman instead of Clinton. Look at the difference. 🤔
I want to speak to the massacre now taking place before our eyes in Gaza. We call for an investigation of the Netanyahu regime’s war crimes as well as the role of Biden and US leaders in aiding and abetting them. And above all, these crimes must stop now. #Gaza #CeasefireNOW
If he turns the dinner into a trillion loaves of bread and fish, then that’s worth more 🧠
You can only choose one.
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I hate going to gay Halloween parties cuz what do you mean you’re Sophia Bush sending a message with Princess Diana’s famed ‘black sheep’ sweater amid Ashlyn Harris romance rumors
Really thought the whole “if you disagree with me you’re a terrorist” thing would have lost its effect, but people love a classic
I’m listening to Gilmore Guys wearing a bow on my way to do a show. So I guess it’s 2015 & I should be organizing in the buckeye state???
One of our very best hot weirdos
happy tom hardy day
I got to do a little road trip with my new GAY pals! They handed me the AUX cord and told me to put on some road tunes! I of course chose Ferruccio Busoni’s remarkable Piano Concerto from 1904. Its an easy 70 minutes listen. They left me on the side of the road near Yosemite.
@klennondoyle Same with folks who live in a place where winter happens every year complaining that winters happen.
the ‘96 bulls of character actresses
Elizabeth Olsen, Carrie Coon and Natasha Lyonne are receiving critical acclaim for their performances in Azazel Jacobs’ ‘HIS THREE DAUGHTERS’ following its screening at #TIFF23 .
Can’t tell if I keep getting new ants or if they’re just escaping the vacuum
The Brown Line weaving through the neighborhoods in the fall.
If Kody Brown didn’t have to finish what he started (parenting his children) then I shouldn’t have to either
Technically not a decision by the awards show, but it’ll always be funny to me that (before the other producer pretty helpfully grabbed the card & showed it to the camera), the first thing that other La La Land producer said upon finding out it was Moonlight was “we lost, btw…”
what is the worst ever decision at an awards show?
Enjoyed rewatching I Claudius for @BBCFrontRow tonight - my favourite thing BY FAR has been the discovery that Patricia Quinn played Livilla. She’s a feckless femme fatale (and patsy to Graves’ monstrous version of Livia), as Livilla. AND [thread]
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