Jared Chapman @thejaredchapman
today started at the end of tomorrow linktr.ee/thejaredchapman Chicago, IL Joined March 2012-
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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YOURE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A JACKASS IN FRONT OF SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK
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“Y’all did that on Feb 1st, too. Threw me to the wolves” 🤣
“Y’all did that on Feb 1st, too. Threw me to the wolves” 🤣
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I got tears in my eyes
Do all the main DC superhero's mourn the death of their parents? #Flash #Batman #Wonderwoman #AquaMan
Just looked up the lyrics to Little Mermaid - “Part of your world”. Is this a slave song?
I don’t understand when people are uppity if they’re text come in green. I don’t think it should be judged. One thing that should be is if they’re an Android user using Apple Maps. #android #ios #unnecessary
In terms of who’s the most powerful superhero in Incredibles universe. Frozone reigns supreme. #Disney #Incredibles
Would you go to a doctor that is also a magician?
I feel like Flynaboss should be sponsored by Nike by now
Why when demons possess people they go off? What they do in hell, wait for the moment?
If Goofy was a crime boss I would not wanna cross his path. Would give a whole new meaning to his chuckle.
I would've stayed in the movie theater for 3 hours after @SpiderVerse !
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Dear Black Women, Blue Ivy is 11 years old performing for the first time in front of 80k people. Stop hypersexualizing her saying she’s too stiff or making inappropriate comments about be body. Y’all are no different than the men. She’s a child. Y’all acting like Pedos.
A billionaire who fights crime but won’t donate money to help the city Grow
which rapper do you think would have a concert in Star Wars?
I hate that it’s called public transit. Like didn’t I pay to use it? #publictransit
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Bro just wanna eat 😂😂 stop playing around
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
mfs when the bouncer tell em no hats in the club
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