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Someone said selling feet pics is easy. You just gotta post about selling feet pics and people will hit you up for feet pics so idk how much do feet pics sell for anyway?
Lastly, Lola Glaudini came out recently and said Johnny Depp came up to her on the set of something they were filming for and yelled at her, and in my opinion, it was in a very disrespectful and intimidating way.
An upset Michelle Phillips eating a banana during the Mamas and the Papas performance of 'California Dreaming' on the Ed Sullivan Show because they had to lip sync, 1967
There is a shift happening. People are fed up with blatant corruption that leads to inhumane policy. Solidarity ✊🏾
There is a shift happening. People are fed up with blatant corruption that leads to inhumane policy. Solidarity ✊🏾
@BlockClubCHI For those reading this blaming the union, it wasn’t reported in this article that the owners weren’t even willing to have a COUNTER or CONVERSATION… the union brought their ideal situation & were willing to talk to make a deal This closing is due to extremely poor management
I just filed an appeal to the Department of Education requesting they cancel my federal student debt using HEA authority. You should too. Use the Student Debt Release Tool at bit.ly/StudentDebtRel…
It's here! It's now! Tarot decks and guidebooks are now available for anyone who didn't get in on the Kickstarter! I also have a few sticker sheets if you're quick enough. Ships to anywhere in the world. rosalarian.myshopify.com/collections/ta…
The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work…
The US banned Hawaiian language, overthrew our country, let us die in Maui fires, devastated our universal healthcare, & illegally occupies Hawaii to this day. My mother's hands were broken for speaking Hawaiian in school. The US is not a beacon, but the destroyer of independence
unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy
Me and who and who?
Me to my cat every morning
The Bear is like if Tasty videos had drama and I'm here for it.
How do I tell my boss I don’t wanna do my assignment because it’s so so boring 😭
I hope the people monitoring the security cameras in my building’s garage enjoy watching how long it takes me to do the reverse park into my spot. Truly I am humbled every evening.
caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.Dan White @atdanwhite
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951 Followers 746 Following National Touring Company with @TheSecondCity - Fun stuff at @The_Annoyance - @NBC Breakout Comedy Festival ‘19🇩🇴 Mangu expertMaxaroni&Cheese @maxlazerine
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986 Followers 762 Following I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night 😎Your New Foot Bitch �.. @Footpet02
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354 Followers 1K FollowingDianna Hines @DiannaH23321677
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50 Followers 167 FollowingAdam Findlay @AFinners93
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1K Followers 2K Following Chicago comedy, writer, co-host of The Music Video Podcast, he/him https://t.co/aLhcGjl0XaPushingUpRoses 🦇 @PushinUpRoses
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12 Followers 105 FollowingTheNkayHour @TheNkayHour
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4 Followers 37 Followingshrek @garIicbreacl
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55 Followers 202 Following The comedy company that combines role playing & improvisation, where fate and funny collide! / https://t.co/NujjzO8AxNSara Dirks @WildDirky
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72 Followers 137 Following 🛑 The funniest podcast about Brock Lesnar. 👨👦👦 Hosted by Cameron, Aaron, & Sean. 🎧 New episodes weekly.Heidi Joosten @HeidiJoosten
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205 Followers 298 Following I’m a young hot witch with critical thinking skillsSmokey Q @randalpalmer1
660 Followers 5K Following from the mountains where the birds have centipede legs, and the coyote laid diamond eggs. I am a Smokey Quartz Brother.Patrick Keller @BigSeance
3K Followers 4K Following Twitter home of The Big Séance Podcast! Ghosts & Hauntings, Spirit Communication, Psychics & Mediums, EVP, Paranormal Research, Life After Death!Sterling Matthew Oliv.. @SterlingMOliver
1K Followers 1K Following Host & Producer @upupdownload | Voice Actor, Sound Designer, and Composer | Heard in: Arma 3: Spearhead 1944, Eden Falling, More (soon)...Peggy Heinkel-Wolfe �.. @phwolfe940
3K Followers 1K Following Author and journalist. https://t.co/lhpbfWnRsA Producer, Local News @KUZU929. Migrating to MastodonAudrey Woosnam @snowflake_aw
117 Followers 256 Following Jersey Girl trying to survive. Public defender. Abolitionist. Dog mom of 2, cat mom of 1. I tweet for no one other than myself. #SayHerName #NoMoreNoKnocksJoe Kovach @JoeKovach14
119 Followers 248 Following Actor, Writer, Comedian, Musician, Runner, Phish fanRecovering Bro @recoveringbro
63 Followers 345 Following Bringing you self-aware self-care with knowledge bombs & banger supplements to improve your life from morning to night!Katelyn Woolcott @KatelynWoolcott
28 Followers 142 Following Hire me to help create a good vibe in the bunker. Co-Host of Give Me That D: A Disney Channel Original Movie Breakdown Podcast!Kathy Montgomery @BuzzMo11
57 Followers 465 Followingsegewen @Segewen
691 Followers 4K Following THERE IS NOTHING GOOD IN ME THAT HAS NOT BEEN PUT IN BY GOD. LYK TO MEET SOMEONE I WILL LOVE HEARTILYGhoul Bored Ape_NFT @GoblinApeNFT
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159 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/ZManr6h4X0 - Graphs, diagrams, charts, and frameworks that matterRichard Moody @Richard97428121
300 Followers 1K Following Im 57 years old I've been widwed two no kids I've been disabled from a car wreck.Kirkland-brand Kenan .. @ForrestWoods2
820 Followers 3K Following Forrest Woods. Portland person. KU alumni. Leo. Geography/economics/comedy fan & I do smoke blunts, yum $bosquebosquecaleb hearon @calebsaysthings
257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.Dan White @atdanwhite
155K Followers 2K Following comedy writer | reps: Framework Entertainment | I perform weekly on @improvisdeadVinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
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2K Followers 1K Following He/Him BLM🏳️🌈🇵🇭Gay, Filipino, left-handed, only child✌🏾@TheSecondCity Main Stage 💛 CBS Showcase 2023✨JFL New Faces ‘23Allison Reese🛸 @alienreese
13K Followers 1K Following she’s gay. @BROSTHEMOVIE | Lydia Parker on @tooningout | 22 JFL new face| ‘22 @CBS Showcase|Kamala Harris Impression|#BLM #TransRightsAreHumanRightssteve @steve81573937
627 Followers 756 Following Light worker Drummer for The Curls Host of Independent Pairing on @internetpradio 1/3 of elite improv team Dumb John♡ BLM ♡ // DQ @derryqueenhaha
6K Followers 1K Following chicago stand up & drag queen that invented the phrase “damn daniel” ~~ insta/tik tok: @derryqueenhahaGarrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar
20K Followers 1K Following Singer, Activist, UFO Experiencer Rep: Frameworkrichie owens @iamRichieOwens
2K Followers 1K Following I’ve taken off both of my shoes and one of my socks, and I think I’m cryingMaxaroni&Cheese @maxlazerine
710 Followers 986 Following A VERY NICE GUY/COMEDIAN/HOLYFUCKCHI/UNDERSTUDY SECOND CITY TOURING COMPANYClaire McFadden @czmcfadden
5K Followers 775 Following formerly mainstage @secondcity + writer @jackboxgamesbecca slack @ohboybeccaslack
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10K Followers 806 Following follow me on IG/Tiktok @emmerpope ! she/her (Bernie meme @melvinkaminsky on ig)Deb Duncan @debraduncan
2K Followers 601 Following she/her. chicago based comedian. co-host of @queermovienight. obsessed with her wife and dog. https://t.co/dVYFH0QkM7Jake Prizant @jakeprizant_
2K Followers 1K Following bacon egg and cheese style guy • sketch/ improv @The_Annoyance + @iochicago • jake_prizant on IGSkyler Higley @skyler_higley
26K Followers 997 Following standup/staff writer @midnight. formerly CONAN, @theonion.bummer without b @bummer_no_b
5K Followers 2K Following ex cuttlefish researcher https://t.co/amotEsWOjSHank Green @hankgreen
1.6M Followers 989 Following You should get some socks: https://t.co/IMXCkqywavStephanie Skora @Stephanie_Skora
5K Followers 628 Following Trans Jewish Lesbian. Virgo, organizer, speaker, #GirlIGuess writer! Oy gevalt. She/her #BlackLivesMatter #FreePalestineThat's A Boom @thatsaboom
50 Followers 167 Followingkrustigirl @krustidurkin
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422 Followers 183 FollowingVictoria Scone BLACK .. @VictoriaScone
93K Followers 627 Following Drag Race 🇬🇧🇨🇦 All Enquiries: [email protected] (@regantalent) she/theyElias Rios @mopthatrug
326 Followers 696 Following I'm a clumsy photographer, a childish comedian, and actively suspicious of all tall people. Chicago Readers Best Filmmaker 2021 -TheNkayHour @TheNkayHour
51 Followers 58 Following Official Twitter for the Podcast The N’kay Hour with Kamala N’kay Harris (parody/impression)Dapper Cadaver 🔜 C.. @dappercadavr
369 Followers 435 Following Arma Insidiosa, that one bi sword guy, Clan Tremere. Big ol' idiotSara Dirks @WildDirky
313 Followers 914 Following Elon Musk’s stand-in. humbly multi-talented • secretly a big deal • she/her/mine • all mine • insta @wilddirkyHeidi Joosten @HeidiJoosten
773 Followers 1K Following composer & conductor of all the things | dog mom to Ruby | Brewers fan to a fault | she/herKatie Northrop @kaytizz
205 Followers 298 Following I’m a young hot witch with critical thinking skillsAndrea Hoeschen @amfhoeschen
113 Followers 101 FollowingKatelyn Woolcott @KatelynWoolcott
28 Followers 142 Following Hire me to help create a good vibe in the bunker. Co-Host of Give Me That D: A Disney Channel Original Movie Breakdown Podcast!Tim Baltz @tim_baltz
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569 Followers 44 Following The official twitter account for the stage workers of Second City represented by @ActorsEquity https://t.co/m8MQ19Cu8a🏁 All Stars All In.. @kornbreadTMFS
136K Followers 714 Following 🏁 •Rupaul’s Drag Race s14 👑 •Corpulent Queen. 🏳️⚧️ •Trans 🧘🏿♀️•TrollAvery Lee @averyllee
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679 Followers 584 Following helpful when necessary. (actor, writer, & nerd) queer bb. he/him 🪴Bianca Shaw✨🛸 @BiancaAnneShaw
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180K Followers 741 Following you can watch my new special Hell out on Peacock nowTimLyons @TimLyons
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193 Followers 528 Following 🌹People & Nature over profit🍃DDO Artists🎬 Rodent 🐁 🐀 I canm’t spell📝stephanieeee 🇨🇴 @StephanieBranco
61 Followers 152 Following accidentally deleted my twitter 😭 but I’m backkkk #blacklivesmatterMeghan Babbe @m_babbe
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732 Followers 553 Following Matty do write. Matty do comedy. Matty do tweets. TikTok: MattyDoVidz https://t.co/CDUYgnvnzyLisa McQueen @Queenie608
127 Followers 75 Following Music Director for Annoyance Theater & Second City, Composer, Jazz Pianist.Henry Golden-Starr @henrygoldenstar
61 Followers 182 Following actor, artist, obsessed with https://t.co/PzSPaK189FDo It Well Media @DoItWellMedia
22 Followers 5 Following Do It Well is a monthly Twitch show that’ll explore different themes, topics, and whatever we have capacity to talk about. Next Show: 10/11, 8PM CST!this flag is actually perfect because you can see the Israeli flag occupying the Palestinian flag
I thought Sakura captured this card already
Cherry blossom in the wind
Sasha being genuinely supportive 😭
The first thing she does is share her bit of fame with an iconic conservationist and introduce her and her fight for the environment to a new audience. Exactly the kind of winner I thought she will be. Love you @66wind99
🚨| Nymphia meets with Jane Goodall to celebrate Earth Day!
“Drag is inherently sexual” And here is our reigning Drag Race Queen meeting with Jane Goodall in celebration of earth day, talking about earth conservation, planting trees, caring for animals, etc. Nymphia started her reign the right way. A true Queen.
We asked couples "What's your partner's least attractive feature?"
Grandpa Joe when Charlie shows him the golden ticket:
how do you see this and refuse to pay to see her?????
Most surreal photos you'll ever see - thread 🧵 1. Eruption on Mount Etna gives the illusion of a Phoenix in the sky
Hilary Duff seeing Hilary Duff two girls pick out a hearing them cute top… call it “gay”
Like a mechanical bull, buckin’ @Beyonce
It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine…
Gud pussy gyal