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In a few months we went from “Israel would never bomb a hospital” to “we trust them to investigate the mass graves of children they allegedly buried alive.”
In a few months we went from “Israel would never bomb a hospital” to “we trust them to investigate the mass graves of children they allegedly buried alive.”
The children in the mass graves had their hands zip tied behind their backs. The doctors in the mass graves had their hands zip tied behind their backs. They were executed en masse, 300 of them. 300 people who people who lived, breathed, loved, laughed, mattered.
When your ex shows up to your work
this is what's happening while the $7 million superbowl ad victimizing israel is shown to over 100 million viewers
Israel just rejected a deal that would have freed all the hostages.
Israel just rejected a deal that would have freed all the hostages.
care for gaza is a non profit organization that helps aid palestinian families and their donations are actually making it to families in gaza please share and donate to care for gaza if you can!
One of the great journalists of our time, one of the most important witnesses to the massacre of Gaza, watching his colleagues and friends slaughtered by the Israeli state, waiting for his turn to be killed, has a message for the world.
One of the great journalists of our time, one of the most important witnesses to the massacre of Gaza, watching his colleagues and friends slaughtered by the Israeli state, waiting for his turn to be killed, has a message for the world.
We made a video in which we list all the Harold team names @brad_pike thought of in 2023, thanks to help from many friends who said beautiful words and phrases in his presence. Feel free to use any of these for your improv team, band, startup company, or new baby. Link in replies
this is better than SALTBURN
movie was vile
My mom trying to say Skarsgard
you’ll never get healthcare or affordable housing from the same people who can’t even be bothered to oppose ethnic cleansing.
real footage of me cutting an onion
ok well I’m definitely never getting my acc back fjdkdhkddh pls help me find all my mutuals 😭 my tl was so curated to my interests and starting from scratch is so ass 💀 I miss the little gay friends in my phone…………..
texting every bisexual i know that new mitski is out
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I told a joke and I was shocked by the crowd’s reaction
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I would love for our community to organize and rally how we did in june 2020- we have more of a reach than we think especially on the social media 🙇🏽 if anyone wants to help pls reach out and we can move to 📶
I would love for our community to organize and rally how we did in june 2020- we have more of a reach than we think especially on the social media 🙇🏽 if anyone wants to help pls reach out and we can move to 📶
other countries get shit like this meanwhile we get fucking travis scott burger
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She was saying she’s a professor bc it was a trespassing arrest and she was stating it’s her place of work. This is an incredibly uncharitable view to the point it reads like an anti solidarity psyop
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
Me: Ru! I was injured can I come back on Season 15 RuPaul:
wonder if the jaw-clenching fever-inducing night terrors i had last night are in any way related to the 6 hours of 911 call recording compilations i listened to in the dark immediately before bedtime
Bisexual girls with boyfriends who watched Gilmore Girls in high school.
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Expensive. Bankrupting. Ridiculous. Deadly. Absurd.
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Do a shot every time I use the word “interesting.” 🫣
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now tell me we wouldn’t absolutely tear
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this is extremely cunty!
Yoooooo. The longer video from cal poly students is extraordinary. These kids arent playing around!!!
Try saying this instead: You don't become the shrimp king of Kansas without getting a little blood on your hands
Today’s Mantra: I AM open to things improving. I AM open to things getting easier. I AM open to things getting better.
m night shyamalan level twist at the end
I genuinely believed I would be stashing my four inch heels into a work bag for when “after dark” hit
If it was 2009 and I was in a pedicure chair, you better believe I was studying this as if it would mean something to me one day
Dear miss @itsjojosiwa, madam @sapphiracristal, and the honorable @thatonequeen — I see you are in Chicago for Pridefest Weekend. Please come to BOOTS at Metro when you’re done. I will give you VIP access to BOOTS at Metro. I will buy you drinks at BOOTS at Metro. I will suc-
no shade but y'all making fun of gays for dressing like this again is why the gay bar is an asos button-up hellscape. Let f*gs be fabulous again! Reject modernity! Embrace tackiness!