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-w0 -t8 -j40 -i96 -o96 -b64k 100% reads. 8 threads per target. every 40 ms each thread will burst 96 reads (with 96 outstanding IOs per thread). That should be 25 * 96 = 2400 IOPs. 2400 IOPS * 64k/IO = 150 MB/s. 1200 MB/s total per target, since 8 threads per target. Let’s see🙂
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🇵🇹 O arrepiante vídeo com que a Seleção Nacional se despediu de Diogo Jota
Serás para sempre recordado. Descansa em paz, Diogo Jota. 🤍 You will always be remembered. Rest in peace, Diogo Jota. 🤍
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Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️
A beautiful tribute from Andy Robertson 💔
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"Ohhhh he wears the number 20!" 🔊
My prayers goes out to his loved ones during this time! May you all be guided and protected! YNWA JOTA!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤️
My prayers goes out to his loved ones during this time! May you all be guided and protected! YNWA JOTA!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤️
💔Diogo Jota has died in a car accident. He was the owner of Luna Galaxy (Dota 2 / Rocket League) and had plans to launch a CS roster. Just a month ago, he won the Nations League. On June 22, he got married. Today, he’s gone.
Portuguese Football Player Diogo Jota and his brother died today in a car accident 💔 For those who don't know, he was also very into Esports and had his own team (Luna Esports) Last year he showed up at a CS event and even expressed he wanted to get a CS2 team... RIP 😔

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