Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144
I was offered a wizards hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Former MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him sqlstudies.com/about/ Sherman, TX Joined February 2014-
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If you are a dreamer, come in, If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ... If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire For we have some Flax-golden tales to spin. Come in! Come in! Shel Silverstine
#sqlhelp Has anyone figured out a way to change the time zone setting on an Azure Managed Instance? I know the documentation says it's not possible, I'm just hoping it's wrong or out of date or maybe someone figured out a hack?
When did "social cues" become a thing?!?
My cat's not doing well and I went to Wendy's because I didn't have the energy to cook, and I gotta say this was a little on the nose
I'm setting this up as an auto reply from now on.
Is there a term for a group of DBAs? If not, I'd like to propose: A performance of DBAs.
When i heard it was @way0utwest birthday I just had to crash! 😂❤️
First piece of swag at the Pass Summit on Tour! @erikdarlingdata
Got it. Pushing to production now.
Got it. Pushing to production now.
I've decided that from now on, any time someone says "bless you" to me I'm going to sneeze. Just so it's not wasted.
I've been doing a lot of thinking abt Charlie Kirk. Part of me thinks this was suicide by society. He designed & built a society that killed him. That said, I'd never wish someone a violent death. There are, however, people I'd wish a peaceful death, in bed, in their prison cell.
Rep. Moskowitz: "So you're telling me someone 22 years ago went back to the future and forged his signature when he was a Democrat, and somehow this person knew he would become a Republican and become president 22 years later?...We should immediately open up an investigation!"
I've been hearing a lot about the farmers in Arkansas and I have thoughts. Most of them boil down to: I wish they'd read the @&#!$ poem.
#sqlprompt with AI has GA'd documentation.red-gate.com/sp11/release-n…
I was laughing before I even saw the signs at the bottom. 😂😂😂
If you want that nice shiny bronze color, you should just use whatever spray tan Trump uses.
If you want that nice shiny bronze color, you should just use whatever spray tan Trump uses.

Rie Merritt🌻 @IrishSQL
7K Followers 768 Following Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her, https://t.co/mf0kZjtd2N, MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz Tweets are my OWN
Ben Weissman (he/him) @bweissman
3K Followers 451 Following Dad. Data Platform MVP. Biml Hero. Author. FoRG. Barkeeper @DataGrillen. Owns more than 1 pair of glasses. https://t.co/zyu97m5vbg
Darling Data @erikdarlingdata
5K Followers 119 Following I will make your #SQLServer faster in exchange for money. https://t.co/YMFfQpiRqU
Monica Morehouse (Rat... @SQLEspresso
6K Followers 881 Following Consultant at @dcacco, Microsoft Data Platform MVP, MCSE, vExpert, Leader @HamptonRoadSSUG Meetup, and International Speaker. SQL Performance Tuning is fun.
Glenn Berry (@glennal... @GlennAlanBerry
10K Followers 693 Following Services Database Engineer Microsoft Data Platform MVP @glennalanberry.bsky.social YouTube: https://t.co/OiMek3gCTP
Kimberly L. Tripp @KimberlyLTripp
12K Followers 434 Following SQL Server professional (https://t.co/xZY5mLMzBh) since 1990, SCUBA diver, photographer (https://t.co/vDosjGCcf0) 💙 adventures! Married to @paulrandal. 7 cats!
Hugo Kornelis @Hugo_Kornelis
3K Followers 345 Following Married, father of 2 children. No cats anymore :(. MVP SQL Server/Data Platform (2006-2016/2019-now). Also likes computer games, snooker, good food. (he/him)
Peter Shore @pshore73... @pshore73
2K Followers 1K Following Happily married in Ohio originally from the Philly 'burbs. Polynerd SQL Server DBA @CbusPASS chapter leader. 2020/21 #IderaAce Opinions are my own. (he/him)
Andy Yun @SQLBek
4K Followers 874 Following @dgmelkin's Personal Chef | Pure Storage FSA | SQL Server Dev/DBA | Conference Speaker | Dog Lover | Foodie | Novice Guitarist | https://t.co/T30nEdWvJU
Tracy Boggiano 🛡 @TracyBoggiano
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Brent Ozar @BrentO
32K Followers 288 Following I make SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, laughing. Las Vegas. Ferrari 328 GTS, two Jaguar XKR-S’s, Speedster replica. He/him, pan.
Matt Gordon @sqlatspeed
2K Followers 903 Following Practice Director, Data & Analytics @AppsAssociates by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba
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L_ N___ @sqL_handLe
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809 Followers 2K Following IT Director, software developer and electronics design engineer. Long time Jaguar Car Enthusiast. Ukrainian fiancée (safely in UK with me) No DMs I'm too busy!
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187 Followers 2K Following Sharing updates and syncing discoveries—tech and beyond—here on X!
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Grant Fritchey @GFritchey
15K Followers 344 Following Grant Fritchey is a database geek, a Microsoft Data Platform MVP and an AWS Community Builder. He works for Red Gate Software as a DevOps Advocate. Call: KC1KCE
Rie Merritt🌻 @IrishSQL
7K Followers 768 Following Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her, https://t.co/mf0kZjtd2N, MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz Tweets are my OWN
Ben Weissman (he/him) @bweissman
3K Followers 451 Following Dad. Data Platform MVP. Biml Hero. Author. FoRG. Barkeeper @DataGrillen. Owns more than 1 pair of glasses. https://t.co/zyu97m5vbg
Darling Data @erikdarlingdata
5K Followers 119 Following I will make your #SQLServer faster in exchange for money. https://t.co/YMFfQpiRqU
Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman
321K Followers 10K Following VP of Developer Community @ MSFT - Code, OSS, STEM, Beyoncé, 🏴🇿🇼#T1D, #DevRel YouTube+TikTok listen to the @Hanselminutes inclusive tech podcast!
Monica Morehouse (Rat... @SQLEspresso
6K Followers 881 Following Consultant at @dcacco, Microsoft Data Platform MVP, MCSE, vExpert, Leader @HamptonRoadSSUG Meetup, and International Speaker. SQL Performance Tuning is fun.
Glenn Berry (@glennal... @GlennAlanBerry
10K Followers 693 Following Services Database Engineer Microsoft Data Platform MVP @glennalanberry.bsky.social YouTube: https://t.co/OiMek3gCTP
Kimberly L. Tripp @KimberlyLTripp
12K Followers 434 Following SQL Server professional (https://t.co/xZY5mLMzBh) since 1990, SCUBA diver, photographer (https://t.co/vDosjGCcf0) 💙 adventures! Married to @paulrandal. 7 cats!
Hugo Kornelis @Hugo_Kornelis
3K Followers 345 Following Married, father of 2 children. No cats anymore :(. MVP SQL Server/Data Platform (2006-2016/2019-now). Also likes computer games, snooker, good food. (he/him)
Peter Shore @pshore73... @pshore73
2K Followers 1K Following Happily married in Ohio originally from the Philly 'burbs. Polynerd SQL Server DBA @CbusPASS chapter leader. 2020/21 #IderaAce Opinions are my own. (he/him)
Andy Yun @SQLBek
4K Followers 874 Following @dgmelkin's Personal Chef | Pure Storage FSA | SQL Server Dev/DBA | Conference Speaker | Dog Lover | Foodie | Novice Guitarist | https://t.co/T30nEdWvJU
Tracy Boggiano 🛡 @TracyBoggiano
2K Followers 666 Following Sr Database Dev @AbarcaHealth, Data Platform MVP, @FosterFamilyNC, @volunteerforGAL, MHFA Certified, @DATA_DEI, @TriPassNC, MH Resources https://t.co/2oBMFHUyfW
PASS Data Community S... @PASSDataSummit
3K Followers 959 Following #PASSDataSummit 2025 is an in-person conference for data professionals focused on learning and networking opportunities.
Brent Ozar @BrentO
32K Followers 288 Following I make SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, laughing. Las Vegas. Ferrari 328 GTS, two Jaguar XKR-S’s, Speedster replica. He/him, pan.
Matt Gordon @sqlatspeed
2K Followers 903 Following Practice Director, Data & Analytics @AppsAssociates by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)
Taiob Ali (@sqlworldw... @SqlWorldWide
2K Followers 234 Following Microsoft MVP - Data Platform | AzureSQL & MongoDB certified | Co-Organizer @NESQLServer, Founder & Organizer https://t.co/SyMjJ5nlQa | Ran 1x26.2 (many)x13.1
Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba
3K Followers 1K Following Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA. Founder at @quantumdatis Retired account, please find me with same handle where the sky is blue
Chrissy LeMaire - @cl @cl
8K Followers 2K Following Helping to create a better place somewhere else. Find me on blsky. You can just use my name.
Nerdforge @TheNerdforge
30K Followers 278 Following 🎥 Martina & Hansi - 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧! ⚡ 𝘈𝘳𝘵 | Tech | 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 & 𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘴 Business inquiries: [email protected]
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28K Followers 562 Following software engineer AVAIL FOR HIRE - content creator @ https://t.co/4vI4dOxzmn - threatwire host @hak5 - nyc - MIT - jewish
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Jack Lepiarz @Lepiarz
10K Followers 540 Following Professional circus performer. 4-time Guinness World Record setter.
BlackRoomSec @blackroomsec
39K Followers 466 Following Hacker. Technical muppet. Fun Dip Enthusiast. My book: https://t.co/luimEfAj83
𝚔𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢.... @kimmydotzip
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463 Followers 1K Following Software Developer, ICT Expert Author of the “Quality Software Development” Book Mom of 👧🏻Asya and 👶🏻Tuna TR: @zeynepnurdilek I'm trying something...
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20K Followers 635 Following Cyber marketing and revenue operations executive. SecurityWeek writer. HBR advisor. Modernist literature is my "era." Personal views.
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3K Followers 16 Following I'm the author of many Gamelit/litrpg books; My current ongoing series are: Aether's Revival, Heavenly Chaos, Antecedents' Legacy.
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74K Followers 119 Following Sylvester’s page is run by his manager @execcer but also with personal input & photos from him. NB: Personal replies not possible. Manager: https://t.co/wkUod9mXqX
Eric D. Boyd @EricDBoyd
4K Followers 4K Following I help others create amazing technology. @responsiveX founder. @Azure MVP. @Microsoft Regional Director. #Azure SQL DB book author. Guitar player. Husband. Dad.
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13K Followers 454 Following professional shitposter 🧸 ex-tech turned ecom baddie 🍒 pre-billionaire
Patrick G. Laplante @PatGLaplante
295 Followers 96 Following Author of Painting the Mists, a cultivation fantasy novel. #KindleUnlimited #cultivation #epicfantasy
Adam K. @SQL_Geek
913 Followers 2K Following Data Architecture and Engineering Manager by day, Geek dad by night. Husband to @gfpatissier. Tweets are my own, and do not represent any one else. He/Him
Andrea Parsneau @MouthyMaven
2K Followers 193 Following You have ears? You like books? I make ear books. Come listen to me stream my ear book making 🥴 Mon-Sat at https://t.co/t1VPRrp0Mp
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1K Followers 3K Following Mother | INTP-T | Cyber-BASc | Gamer | @XboxAmbassadors | @WGUCyberClub | ΟΣΣ | Cyber competitor | Former @USArmy | CSIE in progress (1/4) | posts are mine
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12K Followers 3K Following CCIEx2 #50931 and a bunch of random paper. Opinions are my own and not the company I work. I guess I'm Green Arrow's daughter or something...
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25K Followers 9K Following also writes under pen name Eliza Jabore. Proud Jewish mama, author, and killer of plants. Find me on insta too! rep’d by: @RebeccaLScherer
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10K Followers 3K Following Black Lives Matter | He/Him | F*ck TERFs | Principal PM in Azure Edge+Platform | Azure Edge is my thing. I'm me, not Microsoft.
Nicky van Vroenhoven @NickyvV
1K Followers 465 Following Data Platform MVP | @Powerdobs | Blogger | Speaker | Marathon Runner | #Chess | Husband | Father of 3 | Ballroom dancer | He/Him
Mikey Bronowski @MikeyBronowski
895 Followers 1K Following Husband | Dad | SQL DBA | MCT | Microsoft Data Platform MVP | ⚽️💻 | He/Him | @SotonDataCloud user group leader I shoot birds sometimes https://t.co/wnrFisRVdv
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.7M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
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1K Followers 1K Following I teach you to make money with AI. You get daily insights + save 4 hours of research every day: https://t.co/kNwy1caxho
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565 Followers 220 Following Microsoft Fabric MVP. Love finding new ways to see the world. I write about PBI, SQL, and more on https://t.co/PMUHYocMjp 💡 #HappyCoding
Glum top 200% @glumDumpst3r
725 Followers 470 Following Not the most SFW. Tech, privacy, mediocre comedy. Most of these are lies. For very serious business, upgrade to the enterprise version, @glumGPT
Karina Chow @karomancer
3K Followers 674 Following Screw the rules, I have green hair | 🇩🇪🇺🇸 SF Bay native | tech × design × art × psych | ex-eng @Patreon, @Microsoft, @honor | @ITP_NYU @cmuhcii educated
glum @glumDumpling
10K Followers 5K Following Thoughts are mine, unless someone else said it first and I forgot. Tech, Privacy, mediocre comedy. Some of these are lies. mostly non-responsive bish.
Tib3rius @0xTib3rius
69K Followers 596 Following Cybersecurity Content Creator | UwU-Anointed Wapp King | DEF CON Gameshow Host | Ex-Brit | https://t.co/04RRExvxXj (he/him) 🇺🇸 A deeply unserious person.
Paul Turley @paul_turley
4K Followers 491 Following Microsoft MVP, BI & Data Architect, 3Cloud Principal Consultant, Manager
Dark3zT_h0ur @Dark3zt_h0ur
264 Followers 131 Following Yo. I honestly don't care about twitter, but I heard is good for cyber security people. So here we go.
scythe @DoomsdayGoth
1K Followers 820 Following disabled corporate goth intern in Infosec. | reclusive geek, @anitab_org Scholar, @wicysorg scholar, @WGU scholar, @wigj ambassador | hustle, hard. ☠︎
Eugene Meidinger @SQLGene
3K Followers 616 Following Data training for busy people. Power BI Consultant. Pluralsight author. He/Him. Mast: @[email protected] Bsky: @sqlgene.com
VitalijaBart @VitalijaBartu
143 Followers 252 Following A data engineer based in Oslo 🥶 A podcast junkie 🤯 Dog mom 🐶 and a hobby ceramicist 🤩
embersunn @embersunn
30K Followers 487 Following Cloud Software Engineer in MedTech | Tech Commentator | Java hates you too
sundialgamesllc @SundialGamesLLC
199 Followers 27 Following A new game developer and publisher with big plans for card, table-top, RPGs, and something entirely different on the way.
jayfalck @jayfalck
421 Followers 811 Following Performance engineer by day, general geek by night. Great wife, son in the Navy, Aggie daughter, 3 grandkids, 3 great Siamese cats: Freya, Balder, & Heimdall.
Jason Romans @SQL_JAR
310 Followers 699 Following Trying to learn more about SSAS, Power BI, Power Query, SSRS, SSIS and Tabular Editor.
Andy's Hat @sqlhat
16 Followers 2 Following Andy's hat! Usually found on or very near @alevyinroc at #sqlfamily events