Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144
I was offered a wizards hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Former MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him sqlstudies.com/about/ Sherman, TX Joined February 2014-
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I was laughing before I even saw the signs at the bottom. 😂😂😂
If you want that nice shiny bronze color, you should just use whatever spray tan Trump uses.
If you want that nice shiny bronze color, you should just use whatever spray tan Trump uses.
And we now know the source of @steveolivas first hernia.
And we now know the source of @steveolivas first hernia.
Scooby-Doo & the Mystery of Cloud Costs (Let’s have some fun!) Every read, bloated query, or oversized tier eats into budget faster than Scooby Snacks at midnight.That’s why I put together a fun Scooby-Doo–themed series on how perf tuning ties to cost wp.me/p70D4E-Hb
I was in Dallas Love Field a few weeks ago, and as I walked past the Dallas Cowboys Club I scanned the people in it for @bobwardms. Not sure what that says about me.
100% could not agree more. It's nice that the defaults make more sense now, but if you don't know the whys and hows of a best practice, then you don't know when that particular best practice isn't best for you.
100% could not agree more. It's nice that the defaults make more sense now, but if you don't know the whys and hows of a best practice, then you don't know when that particular best practice isn't best for you.
It's funny how much gets packed into a single day. When I think back on past conferences, they feel much longer than they were.
It's funny how much gets packed into a single day. When I think back on past conferences, they feel much longer than they were.
I don't understand something. I thought that dressing and acting the way that ICE frequently does would count as impersonating a police officer .. which is a crime, isn't it? Am I missing something?
I don't understand something. I thought that dressing and acting the way that ICE frequently does would count as impersonating a police officer .. which is a crime, isn't it? Am I missing something?
Breaking news! My bologna has a first name.
The thing about being apparent, if you want to be good at it, you can't just hide away.
But Jesus wasn't in Genesis.
Copying an Azure SQL database between two Azure SQL Instances in two different subscriptions. sqlstudies.com/2025/07/14/cop…
In my head, every time.
So pretty much every sequel ever made?
The 2025 MVP Annual Review results are in! 🎉 To everyone joining us for another year—welcome back! We’re excited to keep building with you. 🚀 Your passion, expertise, and community leadership continue to shape the future of tech. 🙌 And to those who were part of last year’s…
Tiered. In 1989, I was tired.
Coffee nap. Look it up.

Buck Woody @BuckWoodyMSFT
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Rie Merritt🌻 @IrishSQL
7K Followers 769 Following Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her, https://t.co/mf0kZjtd2N, MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz Tweets are my OWN
Ben Weissman (he/him) @bweissman
3K Followers 451 Following Dad. Data Platform MVP. Biml Hero. Author. FoRG. Barkeeper @DataGrillen. Owns more than 1 pair of glasses. https://t.co/zyu97m5vbg
Darling Data @erikdarlingdata
5K Followers 119 Following I will make your #SQLServer faster in exchange for money. https://t.co/YMFfQpiRqU
Monica Morehouse (Rat... @SQLEspresso
6K Followers 881 Following Consultant at @dcacco, Microsoft Data Platform MVP, MCSE, vExpert, Leader @HamptonRoadSSUG Meetup, and International Speaker. SQL Performance Tuning is fun.
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Hugo Kornelis @Hugo_Kornelis
3K Followers 344 Following Married, father of 2 children. No cats anymore :(. MVP SQL Server/Data Platform (2006-2016/2019-now). Also likes computer games, snooker, good food. (he/him)
Peter Shore @pshore73... @pshore73
2K Followers 1K Following Happily married in Ohio originally from the Philly 'burbs. Polynerd SQL Server DBA @CbusPASS chapter leader. 2020/21 #IderaAce Opinions are my own. (he/him)
Andy Yun @SQLBek
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Tracy Boggiano 🛡 @TracyBoggiano
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Brent Ozar @BrentO
32K Followers 288 Following I make SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, laughing. Las Vegas. Ferrari 328 GTS, two Jaguar XKR-S’s, Speedster replica. He/him, pan.
Matt Gordon @sqlatspeed
2K Followers 906 Following Practice Director, Data & Analytics @AppsAssociates by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)
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Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba
3K Followers 1K Following Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA. Founder at @quantumdatis Retired account, please find me with same handle where the sky is blue
Leslie @landrews5807
1K Followers 925 Following Certified Azure Data Engineer, IDERA ACE 2019, climbing enthusiast, and lots of other useful skills. Speaker, blogger, photographer.
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The Voice of Cyber @CorpsTigris
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791 Followers 2K Following IT Director, software developer and electronics design engineer. Long time Jaguar Car Enthusiast. Ukrainian fiancée (safely in UK with me) No DMs I'm too busy!
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2K Followers 7K Following Father of two grown children and happily married. Prabuddha. Ukraine/casual global war observer and commentator Stand with Ukraine
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186 Followers 1K Following je suis une femme très patiente et j’aime la cuisine , ❤️
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3K Followers 7K Following Let's focus on the practical | @CSPAN • @CSPANWJ 📰📺 • 🇺🇸, Pro: 🇹🇼 🇺🇦 • 🦋 https://t.co/Mnaaozh93q | Drop a Xeet, expect a reply
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2K Followers 4K Following Pro Ukraine. Russia is a threat to humanity and must be defeated. #NAFO
Terry Chan @sfbayXplorer
169 Followers 2K Following Sharing updates and syncing discoveries—tech and beyond—here on X!
Chiamaka Igwe @Data_Chy
3K Followers 8K Following Power BI Developer | Data Analyst | YouTuber teaching Power BI tutorials | Data Visualization Specialist | Catholic | Abba’s Delight [email protected]
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156 Followers 5K Following Rise. Grind. Conquer. Repeat. Success bows to those who refuse to surrender.
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СИЛА В ПРАВ�... @Andrej888As
321 Followers 4K Following Рано или поздно, но Zиганутые Zомби V России проснуться и спадёт пелена лжи и пропаганды с их глаз и будут они прокленать путина, как когда то гитлера.
Rudyard_Fella 🇺�... @RudyardLad
3K Followers 5K Following I’m a dad, grandad, husband & Fella! I am also an RAF veteran so hotels rather than tents 😂. That’s how I define myself! #SlavaUkraini #NAFO
Alexander Backert @CCBCpolitics111
3K Followers 6K Following Soldier in the US Army Reserves and proud NAFO member 🇺🇲🇺🇦. The views and opinions presented herein are those of the author and do not represent the DoD
ASWIN M @ASWINM31731944
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Buck Woody @BuckWoodyMSFT
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Grant Fritchey @GFritchey
15K Followers 344 Following Grant Fritchey is a database geek, a Microsoft Data Platform MVP and an AWS Community Builder. He works for Red Gate Software as a DevOps Advocate. Call: KC1KCE
Rie Merritt🌻 @IrishSQL
7K Followers 769 Following Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her, https://t.co/mf0kZjtd2N, MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz Tweets are my OWN
Ben Weissman (he/him) @bweissman
3K Followers 451 Following Dad. Data Platform MVP. Biml Hero. Author. FoRG. Barkeeper @DataGrillen. Owns more than 1 pair of glasses. https://t.co/zyu97m5vbg
Darling Data @erikdarlingdata
5K Followers 119 Following I will make your #SQLServer faster in exchange for money. https://t.co/YMFfQpiRqU
Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman
321K Followers 10K Following VP of Developer Community @ MSFT - Code, OSS, STEM, Beyoncé, 🏴🇿🇼#T1D, #DevRel YouTube+TikTok listen to the @Hanselminutes inclusive tech podcast!
Monica Morehouse (Rat... @SQLEspresso
6K Followers 881 Following Consultant at @dcacco, Microsoft Data Platform MVP, MCSE, vExpert, Leader @HamptonRoadSSUG Meetup, and International Speaker. SQL Performance Tuning is fun.
Glenn Berry (@glennal... @GlennAlanBerry
10K Followers 694 Following Services Database Engineer Microsoft Data Platform MVP @glennalanberry.bsky.social YouTube: https://t.co/OiMek3gCTP
Kimberly L. Tripp @KimberlyLTripp
12K Followers 434 Following SQL Server professional (https://t.co/xZY5mLMzBh) since 1990, SCUBA diver, photographer (https://t.co/vDosjGCcf0) 💙 adventures! Married to @paulrandal. 7 cats!
Hugo Kornelis @Hugo_Kornelis
3K Followers 344 Following Married, father of 2 children. No cats anymore :(. MVP SQL Server/Data Platform (2006-2016/2019-now). Also likes computer games, snooker, good food. (he/him)
Peter Shore @pshore73... @pshore73
2K Followers 1K Following Happily married in Ohio originally from the Philly 'burbs. Polynerd SQL Server DBA @CbusPASS chapter leader. 2020/21 #IderaAce Opinions are my own. (he/him)
Andy Yun @SQLBek
4K Followers 875 Following @dgmelkin's Personal Chef | Pure Storage FSA | SQL Server Dev/DBA | Conference Speaker | Dog Lover | Foodie | Novice Guitarist | https://t.co/T30nEdWvJU
Tracy Boggiano 🛡 @TracyBoggiano
2K Followers 668 Following Sr Database Dev @AbarcaHealth, Data Platform MVP, @FosterFamilyNC, @volunteerforGAL, MHFA Certified, @DATA_DEI, @TriPassNC, MH Resources https://t.co/2oBMFHUyfW
PASS Data Community S... @PASSDataSummit
3K Followers 960 Following #PASSDataSummit 2025 is an in-person conference for data professionals focused on learning and networking opportunities.
Brent Ozar @BrentO
32K Followers 288 Following I make SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, laughing. Las Vegas. Ferrari 328 GTS, two Jaguar XKR-S’s, Speedster replica. He/him, pan.
Matt Gordon @sqlatspeed
2K Followers 906 Following Practice Director, Data & Analytics @AppsAssociates by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)
Taiob Ali (@sqlworldw... @SqlWorldWide
2K Followers 234 Following Microsoft MVP - Data Platform | AzureSQL & MongoDB certified | Co-Organizer @NESQLServer, Founder & Organizer https://t.co/SyMjJ5nlQa | Ran 1x26.2 (many)x13.1
Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba
3K Followers 1K Following Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA. Founder at @quantumdatis Retired account, please find me with same handle where the sky is blue
Nerdforge @TheNerdforge
30K Followers 278 Following 🎥 Martina & Hansi - 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧! ⚡ 𝘈𝘳𝘵 | Tech | 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 & 𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘴 Business inquiries: [email protected]
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28K Followers 542 Following software engineer AVAIL FOR HIRE - content creator @ https://t.co/4vI4dOxzmn - threatwire host @hak5 - nyc - MIT - jewish
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10K Followers 540 Following Professional circus performer. 4-time Guinness World Record setter.
BlackRoomSec @blackroomsec
39K Followers 515 Following Hacker. Technical muppet. Fun Dip Enthusiast.
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9K Followers 1K Following Highly Unprofessional | Hardcore Wholesome | Product Management | Hackery Type | Trans(former) | Failed Man | Polyamorous | XY(ZZY) | Taller than you
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465 Followers 1K Following Software Developer, ICT Expert Author of the “Quality Software Development” Book Mom of 👧🏻Asya and 👶🏻Tuna TR: @zeynepnurdilek I'm trying something...
Jennifer Leggio @mediaphyter
20K Followers 635 Following Cyber marketing and revenue operations executive. SecurityWeek writer. HBR advisor. Modernist literature is my "era." Personal views.
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3K Followers 16 Following I'm the author of many Gamelit/litrpg books; My current ongoing series are: Aether's Revival, Heavenly Chaos, Antecedents' Legacy.
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74K Followers 119 Following Sylvester’s page is run by his manager @execcer but also with personal input & photos from him. NB: Personal replies not possible. Manager: https://t.co/wkUod9mXqX
Eric D. Boyd @EricDBoyd
4K Followers 4K Following I help others create amazing technology. @responsiveX founder. @Azure MVP. @Microsoft Regional Director. #Azure SQL DB book author. Guitar player. Husband. Dad.
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13K Followers 444 Following professional shitposter 🧸 ex-tech turned ecom baddie 🍒 pre-billionaire
Patrick G. Laplante @PatGLaplante
294 Followers 97 Following Author of Painting the Mists, a cultivation fantasy novel. #KindleUnlimited #cultivation #epicfantasy
Adam K. @SQL_Geek
914 Followers 2K Following Data Architecture and Engineering Manager by day, Geek dad by night. Husband to @gfpatissier. Tweets are my own, and do not represent any one else. He/Him
Andrea Parsneau @MouthyMaven
2K Followers 193 Following You have ears? You like books? I make ear books. Come listen to me stream my ear book making 🥴 Mon-Sat at https://t.co/t1VPRrp0Mp
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1K Followers 3K Following Mother | INTP-T | Cyber-BASc | Gamer | @XboxAmbassadors | @WGUCyberClub | ΟΣΣ | Cyber competitor | Former @USArmy | CSIE in progress (1/4) | posts are mine
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12K Followers 3K Following CCIEx2 #50931 and a bunch of random paper. Opinions are my own and not the company I work. I guess I'm Green Arrow's daughter or something...
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25K Followers 9K Following also writes under pen name Eliza Jabore. Proud Jewish mama, author, and killer of plants. Find me on insta too! rep’d by: @RebeccaLScherer
Carmen Crincoli - @cr... @CarmenCrincoli
10K Followers 3K Following Black Lives Matter | He/Him | F*ck TERFs | Principal PM in Azure Edge+Platform | Azure Edge is my thing. I'm me, not Microsoft.
Nicky van Vroenhoven @NickyvV
1K Followers 465 Following Data Platform MVP | @Powerdobs | Blogger | Speaker | Marathon Runner | #Chess | Husband | Father of 3 | Ballroom dancer | He/Him
Mikey Bronowski @MikeyBronowski
895 Followers 1K Following Husband | Dad | SQL DBA | MCT | Microsoft Data Platform MVP | ⚽️💻 | He/Him | @SotonDataCloud user group leader I shoot birds sometimes https://t.co/wnrFisRVdv
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.8M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
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1K Followers 1K Following I teach you to make money with AI. You get daily insights + save 4 hours of research every day: https://t.co/kNwy1caxho
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567 Followers 220 Following Microsoft Fabric MVP. Love finding new ways to see the world. I write about PBI, SQL, and more on https://t.co/PMUHYocMjp 💡 #HappyCoding
Glum top 200% @glumDumpst3r
728 Followers 472 Following Not the most SFW. Tech, privacy, mediocre comedy. Most of these are lies. For very serious business, upgrade to the enterprise version, @glumGPT
Karina Chow @karomancer
3K Followers 671 Following Screw the rules, I have green hair | 🇩🇪🇺🇸 SF Bay native | tech × design × art × psych | ex-eng @Patreon, @Microsoft, @honor | @ITP_NYU @cmuhcii educated
glum @glumDumpling
10K Followers 5K Following Thoughts are mine, unless someone else said it first and I forgot. Tech, Privacy, mediocre comedy. Some of these are lies. mostly non-responsive bish.
Tib3rius @0xTib3rius
68K Followers 586 Following High Queen of the Cybers | Educator | Content Creator | UwU-Anointed Wapp King | Ex-Brit | https://t.co/04RRExvxXj (he/him) 🇺🇸 I run gameshows at DEF CON.
Paul Turley @paul_turley
4K Followers 491 Following Microsoft MVP, BI & Data Architect, 3Cloud Principal Consultant, Manager
Dark3zT_h0ur @Dark3zt_h0ur
264 Followers 132 Following Yo. I honestly don't care about twitter, but I heard is good for cyber security people. So here we go.
scythe @DoomsdayGoth
1K Followers 822 Following disabled corporate goth intern in Infosec. | reclusive geek, @anitab_org Scholar, @wicysorg scholar, @WGU scholar, @wigj ambassador | hustle, hard. ☠︎
Eugene Meidinger @SQLGene
3K Followers 615 Following Data training for busy people. Power BI Consultant. Pluralsight author. He/Him. Mast: @[email protected] Bsky: @sqlgene.com
VitalijaBart @VitalijaBartu
140 Followers 252 Following A data engineer based in Oslo 🥶 A podcast junkie 🤯 Dog mom 🐶 and a hobby ceramicist 🤩
embersunn @embersunn
30K Followers 490 Following Cloud Software Engineer in MedTech | Tech Commentator | Java hates you too
sundialgamesllc @SundialGamesLLC
199 Followers 27 Following A new game developer and publisher with big plans for card, table-top, RPGs, and something entirely different on the way.
jayfalck @jayfalck
422 Followers 811 Following Performance engineer by day, general geek by night. Great wife, son in the Navy, Aggie daughter, 3 grandkids, 3 great Siamese cats: Freya, Balder, & Heimdall.
Jason Romans @SQL_JAR
305 Followers 700 Following Trying to learn more about SSAS, Power BI, Power Query, SSRS, SSIS and Tabular Editor.
Andy's Hat @sqlhat
16 Followers 2 Following Andy's hat! Usually found on or very near @alevyinroc at #sqlfamily events