Princess Petty @kpelechowicz
I am in fact a regular mom, not a cool mom Joined March 2012-
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I’ve done so many wrong things in my life. But my daughters want for me when they’re sick and that just balances the rest of it all out I’m pretty sure.
both of our girls are asleep, we’re eating ice cream and watching the new bluey episode.
I am a mere morsel of a minor inconvenience away from entering a mental institution
My coping mechanisms are unwavering and including the following: crappy Chinese food and WW2 movies.
My mom to me: why do you seem like you’re on the verge of a mental breakdown? Me: are you referring to my personality and constant state of being?
Next Up: my bimonthly mental break down over missing my dog, birthday edition
The only thing getting me through the day without being put under a 72 hour watch
How do these moms look so put together in the pick up line with matching sets, hair done but I look like the trunchbull
Me this weekend
Dunks didn’t have brownie batter donuts after I got a shot at the dr 🙄 so like I was just brave for nothing!!!
I was just so proud of myself for getting some new skin care products, I want to take better care of myself. Meanwhile I have only consumed dairy, coffee, and Diet Coke today.
Linda Belcher voice: oh look at em all, they love each othaaaa
I want to do one of those color matching experiences with the colored scarves but regardless of the results I won’t stop wearing black and orange only
Middle aged women at the starbs mobile order area and the drive through are the worst breed of human
I am so proud of my kids, they’re wild and make me rip my hair out most days but they also tell every single person they talk to that they love them, and head bang to Zombie and Dragula in the car
Annoyed that my favorite photos with alex are from when I was pregnant and I want to make one my prof pic but then everyone will think I’m pregnant again 😡😡 so like look at em
The amount of strength and courage that it just took me to leave Alex and the girls while they were cozy with the tree lit and polar express on, should really make me eligible for like the peace prize or something
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