ky🔆 @kyliee_x0xo
wifey & momma Joined September 2012-
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Being a woman is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week
I wish Twitter would fix that annoying bug where I’m about to click on an interesting post, then, my timeline refreshes and I can’t find the original post I wished to view.
Can’t be me ever being on time since having a kid 😂
Can’t be me ever being on time since having a kid 😂
Gentle Reminder: Do not let anyone shame you for holding a child’s hand to sleep. Rocking them to sleep. Reading them to sleep. Nursing them to sleep. Supporting them to sleep is security. Supporting children to sleep is affirming. We all need positive sleep associations.
You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately removes the tin foil from the baking sheet.
this is the type of shit i always think about like damn people actually exist
this is the type of shit i always think about like damn people actually exist
Dispensary packaging is doing toooo much bc WHY am I pulling out pliers to get my shit open?? I’m literally just a girl
@raisingourcrew If you’re going there then let’s talk about deodorants, clothing, shampoo/conditioner & beauty products that all contain toxic chemicals. Let’s face it, nothing is good for us anymore. Don’t like Stanley’s don’t use one & move on
My bladder
this is probably an unpopular opinion, boomer opinion or something but i wish parking spots were bigger. trying to get kids out of the car with no room between you & the car next to you is the worst.
I’d do anything to go back to Oregon & Washington. So breath taking man
Washington had the most beautiful & clearest lakes I’ve ever seen. Then here in PA we have locust lake and Tuscarora that are shut down every other week 🫠
this is what i feel like when i have to take out the trash
this is what i feel like when i have to take out the trash https://t.co/DtexZVlkpw
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Can you believe I MADE this beautiful happy girl??? 🥹🥹
The worst part about Encanto is how they let this beautiful little girl feel like she was less then for not having a gift.
I adore this baby. I especially love her when she eats all her food and when she smiles and babbles and when she gives her gummy "heeeeey." Our girl is finally feeling better 🥰
AS THEY FUCKING SHOULD
Airlines will now have to pay automatic refunds for canceled, delayed flights and lost bags
My baby in the high chair: Get thee hence, mother. This bottle of filtered water from the ewer of Brita displeaseth me. Take it from my presence! My baby in the bathtub: Ah, sweet nectar of the gods, tap water steeped in soapy buttock, cupped in a broken plastic Easter egg! 😚🤌
Please keep my baby in your thoughts. I wouldn’t let her pull the carbon monoxide detector off the wall and no greater tragedy has ever befallen a child in time past.
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Had a free rescan from Sunday since he was stubborn and oh my god he’s SO CUTE 🥹🥹 look at that smile
my fav accessory (none of my clothes fit im dying inside)
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