Alison @lab_zombie
Come for the jokes; stay because you're lazy she/her Target Joined April 2018-
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Knee length shorts are for people who skip leg day
Knee length shorts are for people who skip leg day
Very acceptable
Very acceptable https://t.co/i0tR6hdpQo
Great now arrest the officers that murdered her
Great now arrest the officers that murdered her
New Tonight: Disturbing video from @WBFO in Buffalo, NY shows an elderly man walk up to police in riot gear. An officer shoves the man...he falls backwards, hits his head...starts bleeding immediately...motionless. Why did this happen @BPDAlerts ?
KENTUCKIANS! You have the chance to vote OUT Mitch McConnell on June 23rd. Here’s who can replace him, @Booker4KY
just a reminder that it’s now 5am in LA, and for the past 12hrs none of it’s residents have been able to order food, and if we were to even walk ours dogs we could be legally shot or arrested by the National Guard 🖤
Breaking News: the state of Minnesota has just filed a Civil Rights law suit against the Minneapolis Police Department. #WokeAF
POLICE HAVE ENTERED PRIVATE HOMES WITH TEARGAS TO ARREST PROTESTERS IN DC.
POLICE HAVE ENTERED PRIVATE HOMES WITH TEARGAS TO ARREST PROTESTERS IN DC.
I would love to be mysterious but unfortunately I do not shut the fuck up
wearing glasses in the age of quarantine 🌫🥵
I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
If the government is hypothetically trying to let us all die, are we allowed to claim refugee status elsewhere? Asking for a friend....#COVID19
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
Social Distancing... CGI by @juan_delcan
attention: due to fear of getting coronavirus, i will not be having a boyfriend at this time. that is the only reason! please do not believe rumors that “no one is interested” or “i make it very difficult to love me”
@Robinryan200 @samlymatters Every time I hear about married couples who have separate homes I realize that would be my ideal relationship. "I love you and want to stay with you forever but also you are being alive too loud in the same house as me. Find somewhere else for that."
I am ALISON, patron saint of my house
alxDvsactual @dvsactual
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