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“you are not the father” timothee chalamet:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG
mr. monopoly after sending me to jail
Why do you, as a man, have a marketing degree?
“Are these ‘unrealized capital gains’ in the room with us right now?”
girl you were born in 2001
girl you were born in 2001
Nobody: SEC undergrads who will inevitably work in Charlotte / Atlanta lower middle market investment banks or for their dad’s wealth management firms:
Unrealized capital gains tax is how democrats turn into republicans
The fact that almost every single NYU faculty member in this video is masked outside in April 2024 is maybe the best example of why the value of a degree from a “prestigious” university has never been lower
The fact that almost every single NYU faculty member in this video is masked outside in April 2024 is maybe the best example of why the value of a degree from a “prestigious” university has never been lower
He was always going to be a movie star. How do u look like this and be expected to work in HR or at a bank.
He was always going to be a movie star. How do u look like this and be expected to work in HR or at a bank.
once i say “interesting” just know u slipped up
Bro just wanna eat 😂😂 stop playing around
Girls will be like ‘1 year with my absolute world xxx’ and this is the picture:
POV: you’re about to get your taxes raised
they really don’t make women’s shorts like this anymore and we’re all suffering for it
they really don’t make women’s shorts like this anymore and we’re all suffering for it
As Jews worldwide prepare to observe Passover, a holiday celebrating liberation & freedom, we must acknowledge that something is deeply wrong on the campus of @Columbia. Free speech does not provide license to threaten, intimidate & prevent others from studying & living in peace.
They make shorts for women in their 20s and shorts for women in their 60s but if you’re in your 30s you either have to look like you’re vacationing on your AARP discount or at Myrtle for post exams someone MAKE US SHORTS
i think about this clip at least once a month
The apex predator of the ocean vs. the largest animal to ever exist!
instagram comment section is a terrible place 💀
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Rach @fsurach
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9K Followers 1K Following Work @Teads | Ex-@X | #LoveTwitter | @AzCardinals @Warriors & @Arsenal supporter | Love tacos 🌮
Dylan ⚽️⛷️�.. @dylanparks
5K Followers 4K Following No longer on this platform. Thanks for nothing Elon. You can find me at https://t.co/v2C1RNGtbf
Rach @fsurach
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JP Maheu @jpmaheu
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Jessica Casey @jesscasey
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Ged Tarpey @ged
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See what happens when the government doesn't meddle in commodity prices or production
Theres a Dominican man somewhere that just fell to his knees and cried in disbelief
US retail clothing giant Express has filed for bankruptcy
Hezbollah would sex traffic this guy for some aluminum tubes and a goat
I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
If you’re splitting a Hamptons rental with 20 of your bros this summer, you don’t have to worry about Joe Biden’s 45% capital gains tax rate
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
can I say something? if you make a grilled cheese and you put bacon, tomatoes, prosciutto, etc on it… that’s just a damn sandwich. perhaps a panini. grilled cheese is JUST CHEESE and i’m sick of these posers masquerading as grilled cheeses
The fact that almost every single NYU faculty member in this video is masked outside in April 2024 is maybe the best example of why the value of a degree from a “prestigious” university has never been lower
NYU faculty members form a human chain around the protesters' encampment following threats of mass arrests.
Taxes on unrealized capital gains is the most absurd galaxy brain idea ever conceived
Sorry but the fact that so many Pro-Palestine protesters are still wearing outdoor COVID facemasks in April 2024 creates the impression that Pro-Palestine protests are dominated by the mentally ill x.com/i/status/17829…
HAPPENING NOW: HUNDREDS OF JEWISH NEW YORKERS TAKE EASTERN PARKWAY RISKING ARREST ON THE SECOND NIGHT OF PASSOVER DEMANDING THE US GOVERNMENT TO STOP ARMING ISRAEL AND TO STOP FUNDING GENOCIDE.
This interview has unleashed years of homeschool brain that she’s usually very good at hiding
.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she's not rocking with whales. "Oh, my God. How can anybody just accept that a whale exists, y’all? Those things are enormous. The noises they make. That shit is terrifying to me. Ew!" Interview: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
oh cool i thought it was because I start the night off with a few old fashioneds before pivoting to beer-shot combos and winding down with a vermouth
Long COVID could be the reason for your bad hangovers: research trib.al/vK5NcSs
I am once again asking how many fast-casual, grain-based bowl lunch concepts the market can support
He was always going to be a movie star. How do u look like this and be expected to work in HR or at a bank.
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